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June Bonus Comic Poll!

🕑 Added 2018-07-03 13:33:28 +0000 UTC

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Bitter Donald

I thought you weren't drawing yelling bird anymore...

David H. Adler

I'm glad I'm late on this as I want them all.

Oh no! I missed the poll and I really want all Melon comics all the time, especially about birds. Maybe someday?

It's early on 7/4 and I missed the vote also....but at least my first choice won!

Matt

Steve teaches Melon how to eat "Yelling Bird" brand Fiber Chunks.

Sean Fhearsalach

Me too!

Would love if these polls lasted just a wee bit longer -- keep missing the chance to vote.

David Howe

Surely a Fiv[..] if you include the bread? :)

Patrick Mac Manus

Yelling Bird?

Unanimous D

I just wanna see Brun, Eliot, Roko, and Clinton in a fo[ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍs ᴏғ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ]

Ben Russell-Gough

Wow! Option 1 has more than twice the votes of the other two combined! Do we have a board full of bread voyeurs here?

Kai

All of that research that's going into "explainable" ML in 2018 must have paid off.

awgiedawgie

How can anyone actually explain a fetish? It's not like you can say why you find something — anything — erotic. And fetishes tend to be somewhat... fluid... dynamic. Since we are constantly learning... developing, our desires are constantly developing at the same time. There are things that I used to find arousing that I no longer do, and other things that used to seem blasé that I now find extremely exciting. So even describing a fetish cannot be done exactly.

R L

YELLING BIRD. (I'm not yelling pls no ban)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

why can I select all three

RoofPig

Curiosity killed the cat, but only after it won the poll.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Horny robots!

kaitou

Yelling Bird Fucks Time. (Time deserves it.)

kaitou

Yelling Bird Fucks Pintsize. (Or is it the other way around? (Maybe time won't tell. (Yeah; time'e an asshole. (Really.))))

I always kinda thought it was because she misunderstood the term pansexual.

Call me crazy but I think not understanding why Roko has a bread fetish is part of what makes it more funny.

mxwn

Melon is fascinating, but there was no real contest, Jeph...

Scott Kenney

Wasn't Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon a David Bowie song?

Garden

pay this man

MrSVCD

None of the above

Kyle Rudy

Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon is too much content for a single comic. It deserves its own slipshine feature.

Stoodmuffin

If it wasn't for that one I would be SO into Melon and Birds

I would too. She's an interesting person. (And an AI, in the QC universe, IS a person.)

Captain Button

Needs More Randy!

Matt Lee

maybe switch up the order for the poll, I feel like the first option always wins (and yelling bird is always last in both votes and position)

1st panel: yelling bird ducking the Moon 2nd panel: melon saying birds are amazing! As she stumbles into roko 3rd panel: roko falls into a breadcart and a handsome human breadseller helps her up and launches into a speech on the great wonders of bread. Roko is left speechless.

Francis

Why do you ask us to vote if you already know the answer!

Creepy Cat Lady

Y'all I am so curious about the bread fetish, though.

Celine Chamberlin

I had to vote for Roko, but what about Roko getting into Yelling Bird fucking the moon? Or maybe Yelling Bird fucking Melon while she's dressed up as the moon?

drone r0m-3

As much as I would love to see Moon Fucking, I am curious about the bread fetish.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Actually... Changed my mind. ALL THREE, PLZ.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

It's been too long since we had Yelling Bird. I realize my vote is likely to lose, but... To Each His Own. I like Yelling Bird.

Ross

No need to limit yourself to only voting for one. They're checkboxes, not radio buttons.

Gary Walker

Kids in the Hall, Hitler *blanks* a Donkey except with more Yelling Bird and the moon and less Hitler and a Donkey.

It would be "gently"

I would very much like to see Roko less of a joke and more of an interestingly bent person.

Ami

Kids in the Hall - The Moon Sketch - except with Yelling Bird

Czarzhan

IT SHALL FOLLOW MELON'S BUTT SKYWARD

All 3 would make an interesting comic

Fart Captor

You keep making these SO DIFFICULT

I support this; I feel like there are numerous extremely funny directions it could go

Charlotte Grubbs

Or Jim and Veronica. Jim would understand the bread part; Veronica would understand the fetish part.

Charlotte Grubbs

I picked the first two, because I'm sure they can be combined somehow - maybe Roko gets mad when Melon feeds her precious bread to the birds?

MY BIRD PENIS SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Roko. Why not have her explaining her fetish for someone who understands bread properly, like Elliot...

Charlotte Grubbs

I assume shooting toast at your date in a restaurant is the bread fetishist equivalent of getting your dick out at a restaurant: something that in another time and place might be appreciated, but not in public, and certainly not within the first ten minutes of meeting someone.