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Mark

I find Melon cute all the time, but Brun only sometimes.

The honk makes it all come together.

Unanimous D

Left a DM. Read it or don't, but I'm done feeling like garbage.

Maurice Kessler

That reminds me; I need to Drano the bathtub.

David Paul

Bubbles' sensory apparatus must right now be waving all sorts of red flags ("HAZARDOUS CHEMICAL AGENT DETECTED", for example). Unicorn Grove just isn't the same when biohazard alerts are going off...

Er, one of those people dropping in unannounced was Faye. :)

Am Queue

... I'm not sure why anyone would *want* to take her anywhere...

Ben Russell-Gough

Bubbles's life would be bliss if it weren't for the people who keep 'dropping in' unannounced!

Ben Russell-Gough

She's been wearing less and less of late. Is Jeph planning to have a Naturist AI character?

Stoodmuffin

ALSO. MELON'S HAIR.

Brent Catherman

I really want the next line to be. "Melon do please give me my space because the last person that didn't is buried somewhere in Afghanistan... in multiple holes."

Andrew

Melon, please give Bubs some AIR.

Stoodmuffin

I get where Bubbles is coming from, but I am Melon. Not just the energy, either. I put lime and cinnamon dolce in the Mango/Dragon fruit refresher today

Erin Hartshorn

I love the networked teaspace!

Buck Caldwell

Well, somebody had to go there. Damnit.

Fart Captor

She lives with another AI named Arthur and HE seems to enjoy her company because she is delightful 😤

BobC

Is Melon an independent AI, or is a human companion involved? Because her chassis wear is something awful. Pretty sure rooming with that would be difficult. Perhaps well beyond Pintsize difficult.

Bagge

I've come to the conclusion that the sund effect HONK is ALWAYS hilarious

Oh, Melon... Not sure if she's cuter than Brun or vice versa...

Danya Michael

I like that the noise Melon makes when she falls is "HONK."

Ted Van Roekel

The corrosive gas spilling over the edge of the bucket is a nice touch.

Ted Van Roekel

"So long as you take your home made chemical weapon elsewhere."

Kyle Major

Tube top melon nice

darklion

Melon: Do some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a big pile of horns.

Miyaa

This is why we can’t take you anywhere, Melon.

R L

This is *perfect*

Rob McBobson

"You may n o t try mine first."

Will Weaver

That drain cleaner is some powerful stuff if it lets robots invade other robots’ teaspace...albeit with fatal results.