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Moonshot Moonshine

🕑 Added 2018-07-24 02:00:00 +0000 UTC

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Philip D Jones

Never realized Melon was so tiny. She’s a pixie. I know that is a metal body, but dammit she’s cute.

Hypergolic foodstuffs, can you imagine.

AJ Saint

Or you just make it “a moose inseminatrium” and now it’s a room.

dipique

Typo: "inseminatrion" instead of "insemination"

Clifton Royston

It's absolutely Barry. Thanks, I was having trouble remembering his name. He's also got to be the one who was offering to hire May to jerk off a moose after she got her arm and hand fixed.

Douglas E. Smith

It's Barry, isn't it? The guy Emily was talking to? He seems to have numerous semen-based conversations with the cast.

"The giant armored killing machine has been seen reeling through town carrying a bureau with a terrified child clinging to the top." <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3471" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3471</a>

Coffee of Doom is now in the business of dealing drugs to AIs. It's not illegal, but LSD and MDMA didn't use to be illegal either. All it takes is societal panic about drug-crazed steel Frankensteins, one of whom is an 8-foot tall inhumanly strong war machine with PTSD, someone hastily votes a law through, and they have trouble every time someone gives Bubbles her tea.

What frightens me is that this could even be true.

Gillian Brown

I'd drink that iced tea.

Chris Hewson

The way Dora refers to humans has me worried she's a secret lizard person. :D

Evgeniy Semyonov

Well, for the purposes of food handler's codes AI do not differ from other kitchen appliances. Them sniffing tea is no different than your fire alarm sniffing your breakfast when you burn it. There's no risk of human germs contamination or something gross like that.

Bagge

It's incredibly rewarding to see Dora and Faye having a friendly chit-chat as equals. It's even better than when they had the boss-employ-relationship.

Bagge

Finding the right employee for the right job is the mark of a good boss.

Fart Captor

Yay! Weird pals!

I just realized that I am the male version of Emily. I once spent an entire day thinking about quantum entanglement and how it works. I also have a friend who is a lot like Melon.

Ben Russell-Gough

Virgin Galactic needs to get its rocket rubber from someone!

Ben Russell-Gough

It looks like one of Dora's dresses. The two of them continue to be increasingly visually indistinguishable!

Ben Russell-Gough

I guess he got bored with dolphins!

Ben Russell-Gough

EMILY: "Oh, I mix Melon's leftovers in with the iced tea. No-one has complained yet!"

"small-batch micro-brew rocket propellant" with axle grease? Maybe a solid fuel rocket.

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

I’m pretty sure reselling the tea after it’s been handled by customers- AI or human- is a violation of food handler’s codes. She might be able to resell to AI but humans, no.

Ísabel Pirsic

“Monstrous Moonshine”, even

Dilemma01

"Inseminatrion"?

Dora's eyes. :) You're welcome.

drone r0m-3

"Accidentally"

Andrew Tate

Jeph, mate. I need a break from falling in love with your characters, please? Emilon, Faybles, I can't take anymore SQUEEEEEE right now! 😭

Minzoku Bokumetsu

on the first go, I was specifically reading Dora's scheme as "dumping Melon's concoction into a jug and selling it to humans" and feeling JUST A BIT IRKED BY THAT

Al Hunt

It's not used tea - it's "Rigorous A.I. Testing Procedure" tea.

Philip D Jones

Melon in panel 1 is my impression of wine connoisseurs. I don’t like wine. I know it’s sophisticated and blah blah blah, but I just don’t like it. I like beer. The only wine I like is champagne. It tastes a lot like beer.

Captain Button

In the sewers beneath CoD: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Host_(2006_film)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Host_(2006_film)</a>