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A River In Egypt

🕑 Added 2018-08-16 00:42:03 +0000 UTC

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Good question. (That's a BAD answer, I know. :( )

Ray Cornwall

Did Pintsize ever get his mechanical phallus from Faye and Bubbles?

How did he even what now? omg lol

Stoodmuffin

Can't stray TO far from Character, eh Pinty?

Peter Jensen

While it's a cheaper model, it was still originally a military chassis, IIRC.

Ben Russell-Gough

I don't know. I think that it is actually better to leave the reader giggling over the characters' reaction to an unseen thing!

Ben Russell-Gough

Isn't it interesting that Pintsize doesn't really mind about being thrown. One starts wondering just what sort of abuse his chassis is able to handle and just what companion AnthroPCs regard as 'routine occupational hazards'!

Am Queue

... *whose* dildos, and will Faye drop the Sword of Damocles on Pintsize if they're hers? (Or will Bubbles...)

Bagge

Free dildos!

Grace Kieser

Jeph, you need to SHOW us not just tell us about the box of dildos!

awgiedawgie

She might truly have been his initial thought for the prank - remember the bit with adding "wolf urine" to her shopping list? But he's not picky. As long as <b>someone</b> gets pranked, he'll feel he's done his duty.

Brad Knowles

Wow. The style has changed so much!

Chuck Dee

And it makes sense that he'd turn that on Claire, since her mental state directly affects Marten's mental state.

Will Weaver

I guess Claire isn’t the target of said prank, which is good because Marten would likely disembowel him like everyone did in that bonus comic.

Brian

He’s been consistently supportive of Marten, for one.

Peter Jensen

How did he get up there? One word: <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=91" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Poonk</a>.

Bruce Steinberg

Claire, Claire, things are getting *serious* when Pintsize becomes the voice of reason.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

the Dildo Dick-n-balls System?

Summer Sudbrink

The only answer she’s now going be able to think of during her exams is the Dewey Dildo System.

Ol' Firebones

*snrk*

Ted Van Roekel

And the champ comes out of retirement for one last crisis! He's a depraved little perv, but good at his job.

Mark P.

The last time Claire and Pintsize were seen in <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3791" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3791</a> she threw all her study materials and Pintsize off the bed. (The way he was drawn makes it look like he was flying towards the foot of the bed.)

John P Kowalchuk

Man, I've missed that couch

When did she throw him and why? If it was just before this conversation, Pintsize is showing less sensitive compassion than prudence.

BobC

... of depravity.

Jaron Mortimer

This actually isn't as surprising as it seems. Pintsize has said before that his JOB is maintaining Marten's mental state. Marten has been doing fine recently so he hasn't had to do much, but he still has the skills to notice and potentially correct issues that he sees.

Griffon

Wait nvm, De Nile, river, got it, figured it out, I'm a literary genius.

Griffon

Ooh this title is a reference I'm going to be super impressed with once someone explains it to me.

Carl Fink

Pintsize is not uncaring and never was. He's just weird. For instance, remember when he collected money from his party-goers for Faye, or saved Marten and Dora and Faye from Vespabot?