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Not All Who Wander Are Lost
🕑 Added 2018-04-22 02:11:44 +0000 UTC EAGLE WEEK
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They remember being dinosaurs. That is why turkeys are such complete dickheads.
Chris Heg
Now they do tea for humans but it's just not the same.
Brad Knowles
So, are they angry that they have been forced to do tea now? Is that what that little angry face icon means?
Ben Russell-Gough
I think that the title is a good reminder of Emily's inner world. Remember her rant to Clinton? She's not 'lost' and she's not too weird to know what she's doing. She is who she is and she's proud of it.
David Paul
Was she the one who left the Hotel California?
Was hoping for a Hanners post with the title..but Emily shenanigans are good as well.
Leak
LIES! EAGLE NOT WEAK! EAGLE SMASH!!1!one
Ben Russell-Gough
I would have thought that it would be 'SKREE!'
Ben Russell-Gough
I can't help but wonder how many weird experiences Emily can list and then honestly append with "I won't do that again"!
MikeT
The eagles gave her trouble. Once.
Dylan T
Emily is just too powerful
Cody Renton
I mean, it more or less is. Ben Franklin wanted it to be the turkey but the other Founding Fathers were like "do we really want such a lame national bi - holy shit look at that thing!"
John P Kowalchuk
EAGLE WEEK!! KA-KAW!!!
Classic! Clapping as Chris's cleverly constructed comment causes constant confusion! Cheers!
Clifton Royston
Is this the true backstory for how the bald eagle became the national bird? Eagle: "What the fuck is going on and where are my fish?" Early American bros: "He looks intense!"
Paul Rendell
Emily managed to nonsense them into submission. That's where the confused part comes from.
Andrew Mitchell
I wander what happended with the eagles.
Chris Gallaty
Wondering where to wander whithers whilest walking whether one wants once wonderment wins.
Dark Storymaker
Haven't they been doing tea for quite a while?
Andrew Tate
She's standing on some dumb eagles.
Carl Fink
Claire isn't tall, but this confirms that Emily has for some reason had a growth spurt. Claire comes up to her shoulder now!
Danya Michael
WE DO TEA NOW
Will Weaver
Because Emily totally WOULD do that. Hopefully Roko was nowhere nearby with her bread that she was totally going to give to the eagles and not do anything sexual with.
