A True Connoisseur

Drew Teter

Melon is a few logic gates short of a full adder

Matt

Huffing is bad, robo children.

awgiedawgie

Well, if Bubbles catches her in that chair, Melon will indeed get her wish for something stronger.

Brian

Melon no, that is not your chair

Ben Russell-Gough

A tiny bit extreme but basically right, yeah.

Bradford

This is me with hot sauce.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Exactly the reaction I fully expected. :)

Bagge

That's what happens if you use Bubbles' chair

Ben Russell-Gough

I think that the previous strip is more relevant and as scary as heck because that suggests to me that she ENJOYS being terrified to the point of paralysis or blacking out.

David Paul

<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3644" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Melon has some strange tastes.</a> Personally, I am surprised she has <i>not</i> disintegrated herself somehow...

David Paul

It would not surprise me if that was in fact the case already.

Thomas Boys

Or drain in, in this case

Ben Russell-Gough

Okay, possible sado-masochist alert! Let's not enable someone who actively wants a bad and, indeed, harmful experience just because it's 'intense'! As matters stand, I suspect that Dora is going to end up dragging her latest customer to Faye and Bubbles so they can find the 'hard reboot' pin switch. Don't worry about it, though, she got Melon to sign the waiver!

Fart Captor

Except when it does permanent damage

awgiedawgie

That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

Dylan T

There are so many reasons to question this line of thought

BobC

No, we're reserving that term for whoever Melon ships with.

BobC

That's just their BSOD-reboot cycle.

Brent Catherman

Anything stronger? Just tell Bubbles you were sitting in her chair. I'm sure that will warrant a strong reaction.

Eric Lusby

Wow. I think Melon actually weirded out Emily. Let that sink in.

Clifton Royston

Now I wanna sniff some glue.

Summer Sudbrink

So would that be called a Melonballer?

Nicholas Lopez

Melon, stop.

Andy Sleeper

Love the square skull icon! Because of course it would be square...

Shawn K. Younkin

Love the 5th panel, do AI curl up like bugs when they "die"?

Waffles the Mooose

The expressions in this one are BRILLIANT.

Sniffing draino is a new robot drug?

lilibat

It's me trying a new hot sauce.

darklion

What, is she a spider? Does her hydraulic fluid get withdrawn from her limbs when she gets knocked out?

Fart Captor

D:

Czarzhan

Melon has such... extreme tastes. What was she exposed to in her formative years (months? microcycles?) that has so thrown her out of sync. For that matter, *is* her behavior that much of an aberration to the AI community?

Will Weaver

Imagine Melon getting attacked by eagles in the second frame and it works.

Jon Chaisson

Please tell me Melon's kicking it also includes the Looney Tunes sputtering engine sfx. It would fit so perfectly.

JD

Yeah, I was wondering which one would be more hazardous to her health.

Brian Ellingboe

But.... eagle week???

Will Weaver

Not sure which is worse - Melon’s reaction to drain cleaner, or Melon’s reaction when Bubbles inevitably catches Melon in her chair.

gatherer818

Us: Melon no Melon: mEloN nO