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🕑 Added 2018-05-01 03:01:08 +0000 UTC

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Cole Blackblood

I just now noticed the gif had a heart effect in it XD For whatever reason did not load up beyond sliding into place for me before.

Dying! I cannot wait to see how this whole thing plays out@

Julienne Ignace

Jephs note below the comic just totally confirmed (as if there was any doubt) that he totally pays attention to the comments section here. And that all this slow burn build up was indeed for his own lulz. (Which is honestly why I subscribe to his patreon. For the comments section, so I can know I'm not alone).

This is the greatest moment.

I love the tetris heart gif and I keep coming back to look at it again.

John M Davis

Sadly the mobile app doesn't handle the gif at all. Had to look on the desktop to see the animation. Real cute!

Dahlia Rose Israel

She realized she's into Bubbles. It's pretty obvious when you consider her hand slowly inching up Bubbles thigh. lol

Jonathan Bruder

Such a great reaction gif!

Bob Ellis

Or course, we still have to twist in the wind until we find out just exactly what Faye has realised. Or mis-interpreted. Or whatever. But you allow us to share your delightful tale. So toy with us as you will. You’ve earned it,

Bob Ellis

I love that Tetris heart GIF! That is a BRILLIANT way to show the penny finally dropping for Faye.

Jeph Jacques

$420

Afunnythinghappedtome

How much do I have to pledge for Faye-Bubbles porn?

PBManning

This is... something

*head explodes* *unable to commence screaming*

giacomo vaghi

Ok ok ok I get it! She goes home and bumps into Martin, tells him she figured out she loves him, they make out. Claire goes to Bubble to talk about what she saw. Bubble kills Martin and Faye and this comic ends.

Oh gosh.

BobC

Am I supposed to comment or something? From the sound of things, it's like everyone here's seen a ship or something. Settle down. No boats to float here. Move along.

Matt

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle Rudy

Scare-quotes and thighs, a deadly combination.

SSJ Carrot Cake

i know, the way bubbles actually jokes with faye is amazing. the ship has left the harbor and is full speed ahead!

Yes!!!!!!

'That is how I "getcha"' is the cutest thing

Mark

I'm not one to squee, but it seems appropriate in this case. *ahem* SQUEE!

Brian

The rest of the week will just be Steve comics

Brian

What you did there. I see it.

Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde

Faye's face is litterally perfect in panel 4. "Oh shit, I'm in love with my friend... Who's a robot... And a woman... I did bot expect this." And the backrub goes from innocent to sexy at 100mph.

Sarah Manx

I want the fourth panel on a looping gif so I can watch it all day!

Bagge

To be fair, Robots seem to be very similar in their reactions if Bubbles is any judge.

SARA J DAVIS

sigh. Humans are so broken in the emotions. Faye, the move you were looking for was to turn around into her, not walk away from her.

Tetris!

Lucy

Words cannot express how happy I am that this comic was not on a Friday.

Ben Russell-Gough

No, to Clinton and Roko in bed; Roko in sleep mode and surrounded by much-abused slices of bread and Clinton looking like he's just been hit by a mind-truck.

Carl Fink

Heh. I read too fast. I happened to scroll down while the GIF was all-black and got to the end, smiled at the expression on Faye's face, and only then realized there was an animation. Nicely done, just my stupid reading style.

David Paul

Now I am hearing it in my head. Thanks Tom...

Will Weaver

Annnnd tomorrow we cut to Steve.

Rob McBobson

See, I was just about to post this exact sentence. Weird.

Do we know that Roko is straight, or is it just bread?

FINALLY

And PLOTTING!

Virgel Dragalion

I'm so happy right now. ♥v♥

quarridors

It isn't even a Friday strip!

Gerry

SQuuuuuEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!!!!

Morgan McCauley

eeeEEEEeEEEEeeEEEEEE! <3

AWWW

Ben Russell-Gough

Whilst I'm pretty sure Faye is going to go to Marten for advice, it occurs to me that another possible outcome for panel 5 is for Bubbles to grab Faye and try to massage away the 'leg cramp'. Complications ensue and they really should have closed the front shutter before doing that. Fortunately, Melon's only real comment is to ask them to advise Roko on how to get a guy.

Ben Russell-Gough

The simplest way to print would be to have each frame of the GIF as a separate panel, with each panel slightly overlapping to communicate progression. I think that would actually work very well!

Ben Russell-Gough

I AM expecting a several week long 'sorta date' arc with Faye and Bubbles awkwardly trying to make conversation about the situation.

Ben Russell-Gough

I suspect that they CAN have them; some chassis likely have them as standard, others as optional upgrades. I doubt that Bubbles has but it won't matter if her mind is solidly behind what's going on. As Roko often says: "It's psychosomatic".

Ben Russell-Gough

It will be... different from most obvious forms, I'm guessing. That said, I wouldn't put it past Jeph to do something strangely sci-fi like using the direct neural interface headset Spookybot invented to have dates together in the Virtual World.

Joseph H.

Commences.

Love the tetris heart gif. <3

Ben Russell-Gough

The penny... or in this case the Tetris block... finally drops and the realisation hits. I've been expecting this to happen for a while: This is the point where Faye goes running to Marten to beg him for advice.

That face. That animation. The care these two show. <3

Abhimat Gautam

Screaming commenced

Bagge

I friggin' LOVE the tetris metafor for Faye "putting the pieces together" as it were. Made even better by the animation.

AcheronYYC

I lost it here.

Andrew Tate

Cue Jeph writing two months of *soul-searching* comics where Bubs and Faye keep just missing each other...

Justin Seifert

I screamed, now my cats are hiding XD

Dylan T

JEPH YOU MAD GENIUS

Steve Mock

THAT GIF

Do ya want cylons? Because that's how you get cylons..

Drakoo Dreamer

Now, this brings up some thoughts. Do AI have 'parts' like humans or can they do the whole 'switchout' option.

Drakoo Dreamer

robosexual?

David Paul

She'll also be analysing the biosensor data, and be like "Guh huh buh wha?!"

Brent Catherman

Squeeing seems more in order. Perhaps Hannelore will sense this from halfway across the world, but be too hoarse from screaming over latrine duty. Better call Claire.

Populuxe

We haven’t seen a human/AI romantic relationship yet, have we? What would it even be called? Not interracial. Definitely not interspecies. Inter-what?

Populuxe

Me too. They’re just so happy and content with each other.

Kyle Jenkins

Somewhere Claire just started *squeeeeeeeing* and she has no idea why. Probably startled Martin as well as a few pigeons.

Philip D Jones

OK I was confused about Robot Sex. Now we have human-robot sex. I am OK with that but can’t figure out how it works. Faye has no USB ports. I don’t know how Bubs is equipped. So we will just have to see...

Abhayakara

It was an alien ship shaped like a heart.

giacomo vaghi

Woweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

David Paul

Oh, yes. *ahem*... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See also <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708</a>

David Paul

I believe everyone has now melted in the intensity of the adorableness... <3 <3 <3

Stoodmuffin

JUST. KISS. OR SOMETHING. DAMN IT. SLIPSHINE. IDK.

Stoodmuffin

I LOVE THESE GAY ASS FUGGIN DORKS. SO MUCH.

Everett Bradshaw

That second frame has me giddy.

Ami

Jeph, no. That is not how Tetris works. (Thank you for making comics that Mike Pence will hate)

Elf Sternberg

I'm getting my money's worth on this one. Then again, that's always true. Whether it's a Marten, a Claire, a Hanners, or even Jimbo story, it's still a joy to behold.

mooviies

*SLAP* *SLAP* Wake Up God Dammit! Wait...

darklion

RonPaulItsHappening.gif

IT'S HAPPENINGGGGG SOMEONE SMACK ME TO MAKE SURE IT ISN'T A DREAM

Am Queue

It took me a while to realize that it was a heart in the gif - I thought it was an alien ship or something.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

neato

don't you tell me when to scream okay I'm screaming

Bartley J Drood

We pay this guy to troll us with these teasing stories...and we love him for it. <3

Richard

Bubbles is a combat-class AI. I am totally sure she will replay this moment in her recharge time analyzing it for all of Faye's subtle body signs. Could she detect Faye lying? Maybe.

Tim Eldred

Also, "getcha" indeed :3

Denise Webber

ABOUT BLOODY TIME! That being said, Jeph, I ♥️ you. 🎶I saw a ship a sailing, a sailing in the morning.

Meredith Roman

It was more of a high pitched "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" than a scream, tbh.

Eir W

welp, who'da thunk it

Christy Brown

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Tate

That can't be a thing...

Morgan Bauman

I love everything about this page.

John Repass

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

Luzahn

That faaaace

Dave

Jeph, you magnificent bastard!

Lets see, tomorrow for Faye to screw things over, and then the cliffhanger. THEN we have a week of Melon trying to convince Roko to let her rub bread on Roko's butt. Don't blame me, I don't give Jeph his ideas. :)

Erin Hartshorn

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! <3

Sam Johnson

(The gif, not the comic.)

Sam Johnson

A cliché, but, I feel, appropriate. <a href="https://media.giphy.com/media/7rj2ZgttvgomY/giphy.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://media.giphy.com/media/7rj2ZgttvgomY/giphy.gif</a>

William Cole

“Questionable Content had an impressive 15-year run, which ended abruptly when its entire fandom spontaneously combusted. Researchers have yet to explain the phenomenon.”

Miyaa

Welp. A) I’m going to need a new set of pants. B) I can never watch competitive classic Tetris matches on YouTube the same way ever again. (And yes, that’s a thing.)

Spacey02111

FINALLY!!!!

Clifton Royston

[extended Kermit flail]

Took Faye long enough...

Yeah, I definitely started screaming before I even read Jeph's note 😅😚

Tim Eldred

I watched that animation play like 5 times to see if there was any message in the flashing blocks between <3 blinks. Thought it was pulling a subliminal "SEXY" or something 😆

Gary Walker

Really trying not to piss off my wife who is trying to sleep right now. Total failure. Lols engaged.

gatherer818

I didn't realize there was animation, thank you.

Magic Chopstick Games

*tries to scream but only the Tetris theme song comes out*

The animation isn't playing in the Patreon app, I had to go to the mobile site to fully experience the glory

YAY!!!

Magic Chopstick Games

*continuing to inhale audibly*

JEPH

I can't handle the tension AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darklion

I'm fine with both btw

JD

OHMYGOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODOHMOYGOU

What a great visual metaphor for an epiphany

darklion

I don't know if that's supposed to indicate "the pieces falling into place" or something phallic, or both.

Owen Smith

Bravo Jeph. Bravo.

Cody Renton

Definitely Dora. Or, wait, didn't Faye have a roommate way back? Maybe it'll be that guy

Support Proposition Infinity! Robosexuality is not a crime!!!!!

Joshua Thomas

> you may commence screaming

Stuart Telfer

This brightened a crappy work day immeasurably! Yay!

Rozzie Kopczynski

JEPH

Michael Lazare

So...running on impulse or running to seek advice? If it's the latter, wonder who's going to have that land on them.

Kyle Major

yisss, I hopr this continuse :)

MikeT

Hahaha Jeph, best troll is bestest <3

Mordaeus

*actively screaming*

Asher Rose Fox

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cosmic

*screaming very politely and happily*

Nicholas Lopez

THE SHIP HAS SET SAIL!!!

Celine Chamberlin

Jeph. Jeph. DUDE.

Obliviontoad

Well, damn, this is one comic that will never see print, unless they invent animated ink.

John P Kowalchuk

Elliot is there drinking milk

Erin Moriarty

OH MY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

Scott Vogel

*Waits for Jeph to mess with us again*

Brian

[screaming]

Dave Cochran

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... *breathes* ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...