April bonus comic poll time!

Brenda

😁😂

hi love

Lisa

I‘m new here i come from Germany and i paint landscapes animals and sometimes comics i would be happy about support ❤️

Ross

Maybe not an ENTIRE human body ... but I can easily picture him as an animatronic penisbutt.

awgiedawgie

I'm guessing it's a 24 hour poll. Since it was posted in the middle of the 3rd, it ended in the middle of the 4th.

Tim Eldred

I voted for Pintsize specifically BECAUSE it has been implied to be a terrible idea. All the main cast have been breaking personal barriers, TIME TO UP THE ANTE

Caoimhe Chaos

Yeah, I also didn't get to vote for some reason, which is really annoying…

I dunno... I don't think he'd want a human body, at least not permanently.

Steve Harper

Poll ended May 4... It's still 4th May here in the UK. I wanted to see Melon meet a melon!

Mooster

So I've changed my mind. I voted for Pintsize getting a humanoid body, but since it's a bonus comic... Well, I just think that it should be treated as a story arc that everyone has access to than just a "bonus comic" (unless you wanted to make it a VR/"dream" one and done thing).

giacomo vaghi

Sorry, a draw means you draw both

Jeph Jacques

OH MY GOD A TIE?!?!?!?!?

Niels Roosen

I second that! ^_^

giacomo vaghi

Sorry, but if we have a draw you must draw both

Mark

Pintsize gets a humanoid body and fucks a penguin with a melon?

André alias DD

Hope all will go better for you now !

Katrina Urmson

Sorry April was busy and shitty. Hope May is an improvement!

Patrick Mac Manus

Or he fucks his old body with it.

Mike Gilson

I think Pintsize getting a humanoid body would necessitate the "growing up" of his character. Being a perverted little obnoxious shit is kind of his deal, but it will become creepy and threatening if he no longer looks like he can be easily punted off an overpass. All the same I hope he gets a new body and doesn't change his personality much. Bubbles laying a big titanium hand on his shoulder would keep him in line just fine.

awgiedawgie

I voted for Melon. <b>A:</b> I love Melon. <b>B:</b> I hate Yelling Bird - he's an ass... or I guess in his case, a cloaca. <b>C:</b> Pintsize must <u>NEVER</u> acquire a humanoid body - the repercussions are terrifying! How about an "other" option? "Sweet Tits murders Yelling Bird" sounds good to me.

Kyle Jenkins

No one appreciates Yelling Bird anymore xD

Luzahn

I'm sorry, but all AIs have to be adorable people / spiders now. It's THE LAW.

Miyaa

So if there’s a tie…do we get a comic where Pintsize goes with Melon to get a humanoid body and Melon discovers her namesake at this store?

That’s exactly where my mind went as well😂

Pintsize

darklion

That's why it must be done. Then we won't have to contemplate it anymore.

Morgan McCauley

*sends Jeph ALL THE HUGS*

I hope things improve for you. Pintsize in a humanoid body is too weird... Maybe for special occasions, like we'd reserve a tuxedo? But I can't choose between Melon &amp; Bird. I just can't. Melon hears a rumour about a loud bird?

Josh Bacon

I’m here for not yelling bird.

Shawn K. Younkin

Sorry this month was shitty. I wish you well.

Grant Swire

God damn that third option

MikeT

Pingu cameo!

Pintsize with a humanoid body is too terrible to contemplate . . . . .

Brian Doyle

Pintsize getting a humanoid body immediately reminds me of Bender becoming human. Wooo...

Celine Chamberlin

I... I need this to be a thing now. Damn you, Patrick.

Marc Kevin Hall

Pintsize gets a humanoid body... ... and fucks it.

Ruthalas

We must have more MELON

Patrick Mac Manus

Pintsize gets a humanoid body and fucks Melon with the yelling bird who's fucking a penguin.

Stoodmuffin

These are ALL great

Can I change my vote?

Chris Magnelli

i miss yelling bird

Angelo B.

Pint-size all the way. Even if it's a "do robots dream of electric sheep" where it's not real I still wanna know!👍

SheepFace2000

I've never been more torn about a decision in my life before, Melon or Pintsize

Ariel Rosenfeld

Am i the only one suspicious that he might get a humanoid body but not be in a humanoid body

Kama Miller

Love the idea of pint size in a GI Joe or Jane body

Rob McBobson

Oooh, an even battle, this!

Julienne Ignace

I have a theory, and it's that Jeph only throws out a yelling bird option when he knows it's the least likely to win....

borkkorb

i will always vote Yelling Bird.

Philip D Jones

There’s a bonus? Isn’t QC enough?

Julienne Ignace

This month, I have a feeling that it has less to do with money and more about time for our beloved Jeph....

Ísabel Pirsic

I actually felt very comfortable with the prospect of never seeing nor hearing of Yelling Bird ever again.

We love you!!

Julienne Ignace

Hear, hear!!!

Matt Lee

I suggest that during the holidays or something, QC takes two weeks off, and Jeph runs all the yelling bird options from these bonus comic polls, in a row.

Eyegor

Pintsize wouldn't be Pintsize if he wasn't pint-sized. It might be fun to have him end up in a GI-Joe sized body after an Internet transaction gone wrong or go the other way entirely and have him "borrow" a militarized body that makes bubbles look petite and benign. At least one of the characters would love melding him with a toaster for a while until they realize exactly why the toast comes out pre-buttered. A mix of the latter two suggestions would unfold nicely, with Pintsize melded with the toaster as punishment.

Ben Russell-Gough

I mean, can't you see the humour inherent in Melon freaking out about there being millions of green spheres pretending to be her?

Gabriell Anderson

No worries, late bonus is still a great bonus! :)

Andrew Tate

I'll chip in an extra five bucks for all 3. Who's with me?!

Abhayakara

I'm sorry, I have a fucking robin fighting his mirror image in the windows of my house, so yelling bird would be a bit of a trigger. The amount of bird crap and oil this little fucker has deposited is amazing. (Actually I doubt the little shit is getting laid—he's too busy fighting his reflection.) (I'm not really quite as triggered as my language here would suggest either, but it's yelling bird, so we have to use appropriate language.)

If Pintsize gets a humanoid body i just cant see him keeping it for long.....

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Those are all really good choices... I'm gonna have to vote A, but Pintsize should decide he doesn't like it and keep his old body.

Travis Wedding

Yelling bird is extremely annoying

..with a melon

aetherspoon

I'm going to be mildly perturbed if May isn't one of the options for May.

BobC

C is the only option that can ship anything. So, sorry...

Josh

How about "Yelling bird fucks Pintsize's humanoid body"?

Scott Vogel

#neverforgetyellingbird

Leak

Also, make it a *female* humanoid body for Pintsize to up the shit/giggle ratio... :)

I MISS YELLING BIRD

Amos Catto

with answers like C why is this a poll

JPMK! {verb}

Would the humanoid chassis also be an accidental government model?

Aww, no love for yelling bird?

Martin

Can't be pointed as evil, so... :D

Luke Stark

Anyone not voting for C is evil. 😇

I never get tired of Melon, but Pintsize kind of bores me, and while the idea of a Dickcissel screwing a penguin is strangely erotic, I think I'll go with B.

Thomas Boys

None of these options can end well.

A sheep

Listen, Jeph, I need C.

Erin Moriarty

Jeph take time for yourself. We love you. Don't burn out. Relax and enjoy time with your loved ones. We will be here.

Erin Moriarty

I agree, Melon is awesome but in moderation

Dean Reilly

Jeph, thank you for giving us a longer duration on the poll.

Marc Pengryffyn

I just can't choose C, for... personal reasons, and I agree that Melon, though wonderful, is in danger of over exposure, so I guess that leaves the soul-crushing horror of whatever Pintsize gets up to. I'm hoping it involves reindeer...

Mike de Jong

I kinda picture Pintsize in a humanoid body would just be him as a meter tall cackling goblin.

Kyle Major

It's OK, stay well sir

Tim Eldred

Pintsize needs more character development. What better way for him, than by the WORST WAY POSSIBLE XD

Bartley J Drood

I didn't choose option C but the entire time I was giggling and thinking, "I hope C wins". It's like I secretly want it to win but I didn't want to vote for it and feel likely an enabler.

Travis Wedding

Eh, I'm growing tired of Melon. She's great but the community obession with her is going to wear her antics out real quick. She should be enjoyed occasionally, like a really really rich dessert.

Brian

As tempting as Option C is, I would love to see the havoc Pintsize would wreak with a humanoid body

Ralf Paul

I'm both strangely excited about and yet utterly afraid of what option A would entail.