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Guest Comic: Magnolia Porter

🕑 Added 2018-06-03 02:20:34 +0000 UTC

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Makes me wonder if Marigold is a closet shitlord lol

awgiedawgie

<i>That's</i> how you interpret this? "Take away Marigold's agency"? It's a trap, even if she doesn't mean it that way. No matter who he would choose, she'll be upset because she'll think that he would be happier if she really looked like that. We already saw her get pissed because she <i>ass</i>umed that he would rather be with Emily.

It's indicative of what's happened to the mindset of men who grew up as feminists, but then were told we weren't feminist enough, making us doubt ourselves and overly cautious. This is the age where every mistake can easily be made public in a fit of anger or upset.

Unanimous D

Non-Canon-Dale needs to look at websites other than Salon, Jezebel, and BuzzFeed.

Mark

Seeing this come up as today's comic out there makes me even more irritated at non-canon Dale. Dude, you are attempting to take away Marigold's agency, which is way worse than her dressing *willingly* in some costume.

Dev

And yet, this is so much more effective and open communication for them than they tend towards that it's still a positive step!

Ol' Firebones

Ha! Yeah, sounds about right. The human mind has a wonderful capacity for pernicious recursion. It works that way in the other direction, too. Whenever I have achieved any kind of enlightenment, any sort of personal growth, then I have to battle my ego all over again, because, well... doesn't that make me *better* than those who haven't grown likewise? Ego is a phoenix rising iteratively from its latest ashes.

Diptych

"self-loathing is just another form of arrogance" I remember hearing that when I was younger and thinking "great, now I hate myself for being arrogant as well as all the usual reasons!"

Ol' Firebones

Any Ghostbusters reference will automatically get you a smile and a like from me. Just sayin'.

Ol' Firebones

Hmmmm. I've been 100% open with my wife about my sexual desires, and it's worked out for us. There are a bunch of things that I want that I won't get because nobody ever gets 100% of what they want. But we're both giving and respectful, and there's negotiation and compromise, and there's nothing that I hide from her. I... look, it's not my intention to brag, but... there's room for me to be grateful for the relationship I have with my wife, and recognize that it's unusual, without coming across as bragging, yes? I suppose that's my way of saying that I see both sides, but, end of the day... fuckin' stop prevaricating, Dale, Thinking your shit is so exceptionally shitty that you can't even talk about it is just presumptuous. One of the most important lessons I ever learned--and one I didn't learn until I was in my forties--is that self-loathing is just another form of arrogance.

Rob McBobson

Problem is, in this kind of situation Dale can't really be sure that she WON'T secretly hate it. No offense, but when people say "I want you to be honest with me," they don't always mean it, even if they think they do. That's just how people are. Let's be honest--we've all met somebody who says "You can tell me anything," but the people who say that have very rarely thought through how incredibly much territory the word "anything" covers.

Danya Michael

I'm concerned about all the people saying "Dale is right," or "lie to your partner." NO. COMMUNICATE HONESTLY. IF YOU CANNOT DO THAT, YOU'RE NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR SEX.

Ben Russell-Gough

MAR-BEAR: "In truth, I've only got the one costume!"

Rob McBobson

Seriously, Dale is doing the right thing here. Marigold's almost definitely got a specific answer that she hopes he'll pick, and in that case it's just smarter for him to keep mum.

Philippa

I really like how Marigold's hair is drawn in this comic ^_^

Vicki McLachlan

I used to HATE guest strips, but now I feel like the outside take adds something to the fun. Kinda like creator-endorsed fanfic.

Diptych

(imagines Dale dressed up as a catboy) (turns deepest crimson) Yes, I think Marigold would like that.

tamtheotter

Maridale

BobC

Why is it this couple HAS NO SHIP NAME?!? I submit "Daligold".

Thomas Boys

I kind of feel thats the easy way out though. Spend some time thinking about what would your SO would look good cosplaying and have the courage to suggest it. I guarantee that not only will the two of you have fun making it work but the mental image of seeing them in a sexy cosplay will remain burned into your mind for a long time to come. It's certainly a lot nicer than other mental images that *could* be burned into your head, such as Pintsize covered in baby oil and wearing a giant pink strap-on.

Paul Grodt

omg I love everything about this. Tight contention for one of my favorite guest-comics to date.

Ben Russell-Gough

The advisable thing in this scenario... indeed in any scenario where a woman is dressing up, is for her to tell you to 'surprise you' and then tell her she looks ravishing no matter what she's wearing. Lie if you have to.

Bagge

So does Dale...

Populuxe

I want Marigold to cosplay a gender-swapped Magical Love Gentlewoman.

Griffon

The dangers of being too woke

Ami

It's a cute comic, I like it but I'm secretly imagining Jeph quoting Jerk City non stop on the flight back and I HOPE...HOPE...HOOOOOPE that if there's a US Marshall, that the officer will respond in kind with him. Jeph can be Pants obvs

Bagge

Just pick a character each. I think Dale should pick someone from that catboy spanking game Marigold played.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Dale geez

Brent Catherman

I don't know who that is, but I probably saw one at Comic Fest last week.

Kyle Jenkins

Cute ^_^

Allison Hastings

I love this!

karl Manners

Hope you had fun over here Jeph!

Erin Hartshorn

Out of ships? With all the possible permutations of Clinton/Brun/Elliott?

Michael O'Brien

DALE WHEN YOU GIRL ASKS IF SHE CAN COSPLAY MIKU YOU SAY YES

Denise Webber

They do flustered Dale very well!

And now a semi-serious question: Since the end of the current Faybles arc, we are out of SHIPS and are in dire need of a new one. So I'm gonna throw this out: Who should we ship with Emily? (I'm gonna say Spookybot...)

Thanks for a fun strip!