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Animal House

🕑 Added 2018-06-21 01:41:33 +0000 UTC
Animal House

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Unanimous D

What am I? .... A BIRDHOUSE! GET IT?

awgiedawgie

If it closes automatically - as is often the case in commercial buildings - then no. It would have already closed behind Pintsize before panel 1 (don't ask how he opens doors - that ranks right up with how he holds things with his little orb hands), and then closed again behind Melon. You just don't see when it's open because you only get to see still frames, not video.

awgiedawgie

Not sure what you're seeing... I don't see any lips.

May lip spotted! Will Faye’s lip soon return?!?

LOOK at Emily's eyes in the fourth panel here. She has been GOBSMACKED by Melon! <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729</a>

I don't think so. Melon's body seems to be in far better shape than is May's. If I had a guess? Melon is just... Melon.

Sarah Buisson

should'nt the door be open in this scene?

Aaron Schulz

Is Melon also an excon? Her body is very similar to Mays and she also has an extreme personality like May. Its just Melons extreme is a lack of common sense.

Fart Captor

I love how it feels like he's doing jazz hands with his wings

Bagge

Bird College is a real thing in the QC universe, isn't it?

Cole Blackblood

C'mon guys, it's not his son... it's his lover. Pintsize likes some freaky shit.

Miyaa

I’m intreged by your offer and would like to subscribe to your newsgroup.

Want a weird theory of mine? May is going to be walking out when Melon trots up... "How badly do you think I shook up Pintsize there, May?" "A lot. HOW did you get that pigeon in him, Melon?" "Not saying. An AI needs to have SOME secrets." :)

PBManning

Odds that Anthony Jones is actually Pintsize's daughter? Any takers?

Melon's JEANS tho, OMG, it is like you're inside my head

Trigon Manthree

3728 &amp; 3729

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yes, they did. Only Melon has died, Universe stood strong. <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3728" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3728</a>

Nah, they just morphed together. That's a thing they can do.

Mark

Has Melon ever met Emily, and could the universe stand it if they did meet?

If you aren't conscious of fear of vulnerability, you are either suppressing it or are fearless. All fear is fear of vulnerability. Also, although one can never be entirely sure about repressed feelings and motives, if someone says something to you and you find yourself weeping unexpectedly, it is a sign that something or other is going on that you don't know about. If one reads symbolically, Anthony Jones is Pintsize's utterance on the subject of his vulnerability, and is as unintelligible and alien to him as to anyone else. Jones does stand in much the same relationship to Pintsize as a child would: of him and in some way his, but not in any way part of him. I have no idea whether the comic can sustain being read symbolically. Probably not. It will be interesting to see. I don't think Melon has ever shown a moment of unkindness, anger, or resentment. She is shaping up into a kind of holy fool, like in the Thoth tarot deck, or Tolkein's Tom Bombadil, or Tolstoy's island hermits so foolish that they have to be taught to pray and who then come running across the water after the bishop's boat because they forgot the words.

Aaron Schulz

May/Pintsize?! Maysize!

Sarah Manx

And then Anthony Jones can go on a study abroad trip and meet City Face.

All BOW to our overPigeonLords!

Douglas E. Smith

Oh my gawd, I just thought of something...what if Anthony Jones has been the SAME pigeon all along?! The intensified capsaicin pigeon? the previous pigeon that was pooping in Pintsize? What if Anthony has been a recurring character for years and only now has been given a name? Soon it will be revealed that he was instrumental in behind-the-scenes manipulations of the entire cast and is in fact, the OverPigeon!

Graduated Summa Cum Laude, I understand. Then the military got him...

Evgeniy Semyonov

Beauty of it is that we will never be too sure about his real motivations - it still all could be one long and elaborate shenanigan on the Pintsize's side.

Evgeniy Semyonov

I think the epitome of this would be Gollum/Smeagol dialogue between two parts of his psyche, which Marten would accidentally witness, and we still wouldn't be sure was it real or just performance.

Ben Russell-Gough

Nah, no need to take action, Pintsize. I've got the feeling that Melon has found a pet that is going to bring a previously-unknown level of joy into her life. The bird is going to be quite happy with the free food and roost and Melon is going to get back the joy of association; they'll both benefit. Oh, and May? No-one is fooled by you not having any 'sick burns'. Your nice side is showing, girl!

Peregi Tamas

Jeph, I think you accidentally used Melon's skin color on May in the last panel

Andrew

She is supporting the wall very effectively!

Bagge

May is being supportive. In a very May way

Paul Cantrell

She was more like a tuft of green from a forest scene I said, “Don’t mind, but what to do you mean, I am the one Who will share all his shit in the round?” She said I am the one who will share all his shit in the round

Richard

Nah, he''s too much of a bird-on. :)

kaitou

It will last until Anthony mistakes Melon for a statue.

Populuxe

It looks like Anthony Jones is enjoying dancing with Melon.

Matt Grayson

DROID 06 ATTENDED MT. HOLYOKE

MikeT

"But....the Pidge is not my son" #tbc

Hmmmm.... perhaps Anthony Jones is the physical manifestation of Pintsize’s emotional metamorphosis???......

Al Hunt

Pintsize is on Double-Secret Probation.

gatherer818

Could enroll him in pigeon high school, maybe the one feral human would flirt with him...

Miyaa

Should I be scared at how quickly Anthony Jones &amp; Melon has bonded?

Will Weaver

Wow, Bubbles really got to him. Also, Anthony Jones is a pigeon but I think he’d make a great Blackbird at LIU.

Dilemma01

HI!

Gary Walker

Why would he bother, though? Pintsize is a legacy at Yale.

Populuxe

And thus endeth The Week Without Faybles.

"He could probably get into Hampshire" XD Omg I'm dying. I'm a recent grad of Hampshire and former Admissions employee and I'm here to tell you that if the bird can sit though an interview without saying anything overtly horrifying and Pintsize writes a good recommendation letter, he's golden.

Danya Michael

I like Melon’s culottes/flats combo.

Danya Michael

I can’t help but sing this.

And so damned CUTE. You watch. The NEXT big ship will be setting Melon up with somebody, and Arthur be dratted.

I was noticing the same thing.

Ol' Firebones

By the way, I was right about Bubbles's devastating weaponized monologue having a permanent effect on Pintsize. He will never be quite the same.

Adam Friedlander

BUT THE BIRD IS NOT MY SON

Daniel Higgins

Hey Jeph I think this was unintentional, but in the last panel you used Melons skin tone on May.

Ol' Firebones

Huh. I'm loving the tension created by Pintsize's extended performative layering. You never know when he's reached the base reality.

Nicholas Lopez

YOU DENY IT PINTSIZE, BUT YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU LOVE HIM AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRD SON!

Operation Brownie Pockets is a free game you play in real life

Melon is so damned weird


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