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Breaking The News

🕑 Added 2018-06-24 02:34:56 +0000 UTC

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Matt Grayson

I look forward to the surprisingly close relationship that develops between Bubbles and Faye's mom. It will start over gardening. Bubbles has Arthur, after all...

I had to go back and check out the conversation with Amanda, Evie and Faye again, I thought it wasn't long ago, but it's a fair while back now. <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3664" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3664</a> They're definitely going to have to pop out of the woodwork at some stage. Even if it's just a phone call between the sisters.

See, the two of you have far more maturity and kindness in each of your little fingers than I have in my entire body... My thinking? Evie will wind up placed in a trashcan, with a raccoon... <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3331" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3331</a>

Ol' Firebones

I've thought the same thing from time to time. Eventually the situation will force Evie to figure out how angry Bubbles is at her, and she will understand and apologize. I have envisioned that scene many times.

Matt Grayson

I wonder if Bubbles will ever find out that Evie helped push Faye across the finish line. Will she be forgiven? A lot of mutual growth could take place between those two.

Ol' Firebones

One of the following is true. 1. This is an indication of how much Clinton has grown. He is now in control of his AI fanboy impulses. 2. He never believed Bubbles for a second. I suppose it could be a mix of both.

Maurice Kessler

Dancing ponies.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Interesting - were there ponies at Jeff's University of Trolling graduation party? I mean, dismissively mentioning Claire and Marten engagement after so many excited comments about that same issue here... It requires at least a Bachelor of Trolling degree. Maybe Pintsize's arc is his doctorate?

tamtheotter

I wanna take this time to mention something thats bugged me a long time. Azaleas are EXTREMELY poisonous to horses

David Howe

I thought ponies were for weddings, not engagement parties? <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2395" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2395</a>

David Pipes

Cheering, dancing, farting Fat Pony!

Lucanid Landman

Both of the equally major breakups have been for Marten and Faye, so I think we're safe. Faye got together with Angus right as Marten's relationship with Dora entered its final death throes, and then he entered his relationship with Claire almost the exact same day as she and Angus then broke up. Marten has been shown to have very little difficulty with his relationship with Claire at this point, so I am optimistic that that will turn out well.

Peter McDevitt

Hoping this isn't foreshadowing but "for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction." It seems like every major hookup in the comic so far has been followed by an equally-major breakup...

<a href="http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=131" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=131</a> that kind of fat pony ??

Olivier Laroche

Jeph I love you but please wait until Clairten has their first anniversary before any huge commitment, I have seen too many regrets from over enthusiastic young couples D:

Andrew

Wait, did we miss a trick - after such a momentous announcement, would she want to dress Clinton up and ride him like a pony? (only in part to humiliate him sibling-style I am sure)

Ben Russell-Gough

Heck, I'm not sure she's even got frames anymore, just arms and a nose bridge attached straight to the lenses!

Ben Russell-Gough

Okay, so now we know that Jeph is planning out Claire's engagement party in his head and wants to bounce ideas off of us. Regarding pony rides, I think that Claire is letting her inner Pegasister show. FWIW, I can't see it happening until Hannelore gets back from her journey of self-discovery.

Bagge

Get on with the program, Clinton!

ducksauz

Jeph wasn’t kidding in his tweet about the embiggening of Claire’s glasses. If those frames get much bigger, they’re going to need their own zip code.

Brent Catherman

I would think vehemently objecting would be the opposite of cool, but then again I don't know why she'd think Clinton would be excited over Bubbles and Faye dating. He's done a lot to curb his enthusiasm over AIs in the past few years.

Populuxe

I wonder if Claire got the idea for the pony rides at her engagement party from Maurice's entrance when he and Henry, Marten's dad, got married? <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2395" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2395</a>

Populuxe

I'm not entirely sure what you're worried about. They're already together and have one of the strongest, most stable relationships in the comic.

Populuxe

101 now.

Dean Reilly

I fully expect that Claire's engagement party invitations would have glitter tipped into the envelope.

Stephen Ray

It's foreshadowing (and probably already pointed out 100 times) <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2262" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2262</a>

Colin

This is a newer, kinder, more respectful, and just as oblivious Clinton Augustus. It’s safe to say by now he’ll try to avoid being a smug dickhead, I think. Still probably never going to realize Eliot likes him. At least, not soon. Feel free to prove me wrong on that last point though Jeph.

Populuxe

Oh, that’s right. The Fairy Girl was riding a reindeer around town a while ago. Should be pretty easy to source locally.

Andrew

Would reindeer rides be acceptable?

Populuxe

If/when that happens, the communal squee will drown out every other noise on Earth.

I did not know I needed Claire to get engaged. I NEED Claire to get engaged ASAP.

Hell of a rooster comb Clinton has going on there.

Adam Friedlander

galaxy brain: fart pony (also galaxy knuckle tats)

Joshua Roberts

Please, Jeph... don't play with my emotions this close to my birthday... I'VE BEEN ROOTING FOR MARTEN AND CLAIRE SINCE DAY 1 AAAAGGGGHHHHH

Julienne Ignace

I believe they're identical?

Danya Michael

I mean, he thought they were already banging back when Bubbles had to threaten him about it. Honestly I'm just surprised he's not being a smug dickhead about it.