May Bonus Comic

Eric Pike

to be fair, this model is uglier than what he got

Marc Tabor

#PromisesBroken

This didn’t age well

Dustin

[2021 has entered the chat...] https://www.patreon.com/posts/oh-no-51579448

Dustin

https://www.patreon.com/posts/oh-no-51579448 Flash forward to today(ish)...

JB Robinson

2021 reporting in and lol

Jared Cyr

HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

David Howe

Probably one of those usb ports meant for burning out cables during hot robot sex :)

Richard Bairwell

Where, exactly, does non-Humanoid Pintsize's data connection cable plug in to. Humanoid's looks like his ear, non-Humanoid...well, it is Pintsize...

The answer is, everything.

The question is, what could possibly go wrong?

stephen richardson

human pintsize looks like truth from fullmetal alchemist.

Patty

I laughed SO HARD! I could understand exactly what they all felt XD

Dylan T

BUT HE LOOKED SO HAPPY

Unanimous D

This is incredibly depressing.

Lightsabr2

In May there was a tie. So he said he’d do one and then the other for the next 2 months.

SheepFace2000

I’m confused this says May but it’s June. Does the May comic get voted on in May and come out in June or had timings just slipped a little?

jeff fearnow

So Violence. Very Justice.

Matt Grayson

Station's orbital bombardment has begun. Spookybot is forming a small black hole that will remove him from this universe. DROID 06 FEEL SUDDEN NEED TO CRUSH SOMETHING. Emily's laptop is emitting eldritch runes again.

Brent Catherman

Surprised Bubbles wasn't involved with this, but that would probably be overkill.

Brent Catherman

Did she borrow it from Brun? I don't recall them ever meeting.

Peter Jensen

Eugh, I had been trying to forget about <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ThumbLord</a>.

Jonathan Pesek

Aww, Faye should have used a wrench, it would have fit her character better

David Paul

Faye and Momo got to Pintsize before he could get to them...

I sort of feel sad for Pintsize. He had so many things he wanted to do with those fingers.

Chris Gallaty

Defending life as we know it is never a laughing matter.

Bagge

No thumbs for you

William Burns

"Oooh, hands! With fingers!" *wiggle-wiggle-wiggle" *WHACK SLICE THRUST*

BobC

Assuming the new chassis is overclocked, he lived a lifetime in those few moments, so he really died of old age. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.

awgiedawgie

Faye <i>had</i> one, but Marten didn't want the apartment burned down.

awgiedawgie

Well... only if he got his wish.

Jon Guyer

Parallax

Fay Roberts

HARPOON CALLBACK! 😄

Bryan Freehan

No one had a flamethrower?

Matt

late shmate, I'm just disappointed that the May bonus comic doesn't feature May!

Joshua Roberts

YAY! ^-^ A bonus Comic on my Birthday!!!!

Grant Swire

This is unrealistic, we all know pintsize would have wang-limbs.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

You know, even tho I assume it really would end badly... I wouldn't be averse to an actual arc where Pintsize gets to try out a new chassis...

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I believe Marten said that once in a comic...

CalmWeaver27

Nice to see the harpoon make a glorious yet brief return!

Jeph Jacques

heyoooooo

It's a little known fact that Pintsize welcomed the destruction of the new body after he found out that his request for a "unique" chassis was misinterpreted as a request for a "eunuch" chassis.

Douglas E. Smith

I was put in mind of Dr. Seuss' Sneetches with 'stars on thars'.

Ben Russell-Gough

Some unnatural horrors cannot be allowed to stand! XD XD XD

Douglas E. Smith

It was bad enough when he had thumb appendages. Imagine the destruction and horror Pintsize could perpetrate if he could grasp power tools. I have a similar attitude towards cats evolving thumbs.

Miyaa

Men, women, and even AI androids agree: Pintsize getting a more human-like body would lead to the apocalypse.

Trigon Manthree

It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?

Trigon Manthree

It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?

Trigon Manthree

Is anyone going to mention people asking if people are going to mention something, instead of just mentioning it themselves? I'm not.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

That was my thought.

Ray Cornwall

I'm going to assume that Pintsize was actually not transferred into his new body, but was setting up a remote connection. But he experienced the death of his new body, so there must be bloody, bloody revenge. Poor Pintsize. What if his personality was a result of his small body, and transferring him to a new body would have made him a wonderful person? What if he has robot body dysphoria? Where is the sensitivity?

Akashimo Hakubi

It can not happen any other way

Captain Button

The Identity Question is one of those endless morass threads among SF nerds.

Captain Button

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Val

Yes. But that was all because Faye gave him some espresso.

Rich Holmes

How did Momo get Brun's harpoon?

Smazzie

Oh god. I actually said "No" aloud before scrolling down. Good ending 5/5.

Benzy

Oh the star on the crotch! Is that just for decoration, or is it some kind of... opening?

Al Hunt

Wait. Isn't that murder? Or does Original Pintsize keep a copy... then New Pintsize would be a clone. Brane hurts. Ah - reading the title and tagline helps. It's a thought experiment. Brane swelling reversing.

Waffles the Mooose

Like how Momo didn't even shoot the harpoon at Pintsize. She just kind of battering ram'd it through. This is the best thing ever

Kyle Major

Aww it was possible he would have been better

Josh

Is anyone going to mention humanoid Pintsize's speedo?

Val

I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this. Thank you

drone r0m-3

That escalated quickly.

Tim Eldred

Appropriate response is appropriate. KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES

Chris Hewson

May bonus comic always confuses me, because I think it's a bonus comic about May!

Matt Grayson

Wasn't that Pintsize declaring Now Ends the Age of Man in the Faye and Dora story made up during the space station visit?

Czarzhan

Daaaaammmmnnn!

Summer Sudbrink

The Age of Pintron

Dean Reilly

How did Momo get her hands on Brun's harpoon?

R L

....can I join in?

Alex Mullenix

They did what had to be done.

Completely appropriate response! The world is not prepared

Jackson Bockus

Okay, now give Brun back her harpoon, Momo.

John Fiala

I dunno, it just doesn't seem funny to me to have someone attacked like that.

Nikki

If this is May's bonus comic, why isn't she in it?

The Shadow's Lair

pintsize

The Shadow's Lair

Lmao poor pinsize

james stangeland

Martin’s pretty good with a sword. Decapitations are tough.

Will Weaver

Well, that didn’t take long. I also love that Pintsize (Quartsize? Gallonsize?) seems only mildly disappointed with Marten, Faye, and Momo utterly disemboweling him. I guess the therapy helped.

Nicholas Lopez

If Marten gets any closer to Pintsize, he's gonna get imapled by that harpoon