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🕑 Added 2018-12-17 08:35:14 +0000 UTC

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Gary Walker

No they don't.

Brian

They call him Dolphin Jack

Don Whiteside

Pfft cows turn themselves inside out all the time

Brad Knowles

Sorry, who is Barry?

BobC

Because those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!

Bagge

I'm more worried about Barry

Brian

At least the cow is the only recognizable part of the gore. Maybe there were more bumps on the way to the shop.

Gary Walker

If you think the cow is in bad shape, wait until you see the Jimbo.

awgiedawgie

I'm seeing a major intestine on one shoulder, and a hoof on the other, and I'm trying desperately to envision the turn (pun intended) of events that had to have transpired.

Paul Parten

Yeah, that dislocated finger made my stomach turn, urgh.

Gore cw woulda been nice :(

Brian

Where do people still call them “abattoirs”?

Am Queue

How to tell I've been playing Diablo3 recently: I immediately tried to envision the 'bot as one of those spinny things from the Dhalgur Oasis.

Kuragari

Haha a paperclip for Basilisk. Good for getting CDs out of drives without powering them on, too. XD

Gamebook

My theory is she works in an abattoir, wasn't looking where she was going, and fell into a carcass.

Maurice Kessler

I want to work for these people.

How do you know that the robot killed a cow " accidentally"? It's possible that the robot's *job* is killing cows, and being covered in blood and guts is a daily occurrence. She just bumped into a cow in a weird way while working, and dislocated a finger. Hence how casual she is about needing to be hosed off.

I feel bad for the cow. Hitting a dear usually damages a car badly. Cows are bigger than deer. Robots are smaller than cars. What is this robot made of anyway? Why does this robot have so little affect about killing an animal accidentally?

Czarzhan

I kind of thought she wasn't looking where she was running.

Elf Sternberg

For the old Jeph, I would have taken the gag as-written. But for the new Jeph, I would suspect there's some thought going on in the background about dangerous robots, cattle slaughter (cows aren't cheap!), an angry farmer, and Roko's former associates like O'Malley lurking around.

Reyn Goldfur

Right? Like, was she in a vehicle, or does she secretly have Bubbles-tier strength and forgot about it?

Al Hunt

It should have moooooved.

GragSmash

"Bumped" .. I am highly uncomfortable with the level of disconnect between that word and the results.

John Ridley

I have been laughing for 2 minutes about that and I suspect will be for a while yet.

Joe

"& a paperclip to reset Basilisk." 😂

Gary Walker

Ray Kurzweil's "The Age of Visceral Machines."

Grace Kieser

No! Bad!

In the same way that we could be merely surprised at the sight of wires and metal parts, but faint when facing a bloody hand.

Czarzhan

I notice that Roko reacted to the disembodied robot arm, was surprised but otherwise unaffected by the cow gore, then fainted at the dislocated finger.

quarridors

Ye gods, that offal! 😣

Miyaa

That cow had it coming.

Captain Button

Might be consent issues there...

Brooks Moses

Indeed. Questionable, even, one might say. My headcanon is that the cow was already being butchered, or was at least already deceased, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Andrew

Not sure a paperclip will work, better call Elliot for a fresh croissant to bring her around.

BobC

And, in Roko's case, the total loss thereof.

BobC

Holy cow. Srsly. Talk about "bodily integration"...

Thomas Boys

You know, it would be kind of amusing if her name was Kattel D'estroyer or something like that.

Peter Jensen

Well, that leg so elegantly draped over her shoulder does look more like a horse hoof than a cow hoof (cow hooves are split in two roughly equal size parts). Though it might just be the angle.

Poor cow. =(