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One Melon At A Time

🕑 Added 2019-01-07 03:14:09 +0000 UTC

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Gerry

All of Lemon's counselling undone by Melon in 10 seconds. lol

I'd encourage Melon to chill too, but I appreciate her enthusiasm.

Diana

I mean if I was buying a body i'd expect them to do the makeup before i moved in, I'd never get it like that again, but at least i could get a bunch of pictures

Peter Jensen

I heard the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qOJqNjalE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">old Mac startup sound</a>.

Shawn K. Younkin

Don't know why, but I get a 2001 music vibe going from panel 1 to panel 2.

Abigail Ruthsarai

That's definitely a sweet model if it starts out with its eyeliner on point like that.

Derrik Pates

Will the sweet butt emblem be worth it? Find out... tomorrow!

Captain Button

Sounds like a job for Agent Turing...

John Ridley

She needs to see....that sweet new butt emblem.

Matt Grayson

Roko and, very briefly, Melon, are about to discover that the new chassis has an anti-proton beam.

Mark

Old body, but slightly more elegant!

Miyaa

Melon, it’s “Bodyhub” not “Body Hug.”

Dean Reilly

"... but the insurance people said they wanted to take it to the park and play frisbee."

Grace Kieser

Most dingbats I know personally are the most caring people, even if their lives are raging dumpster fires!

Bagge

Socially appropriate request to GIVE ME SOME FUDGING SPACE!

MikeT

She looks like she's aged just a little. Perhaps a crushbot-sized amount.

Mitchel Huffa

"Awww, you barely changed!"

Lucanid Landman

...oh god, now I can't unsee it.

Simran Khalsa

A brief look back shows that she is the only AI character with anatomical ears in current comics... I thought spookybot had them in their character spreed, as at one angle they do, but at another they have the same featureless ear shape of all the rest (though that could be different models of spookybot’s body, so anatomical ears might be a recent advance and applied to some of spookybot already).

Just remember if you smoke after sex, you are doing it way too fast.

Jim Feldman

I think her (Roko's) problem is she doesn't know what she looks like yet/ hasn't had a chance to integrate. She's just been copied into the new body. I think Melon has been portrayed as a bit of a weirdo/dingbat (and she is), but she also seems to be very caring and sincere too.

allanfranta

I spent the last half of December wishing people a "Seasonally Appropriate Greeting!" Lots of smiles.

Grace Kieser

WHO'S DRAWING THIS AND WHAT DID THEY DO WITH JEPH!?

Elf Sternberg

"BODYHUB". I wonder if that's a commercial outlet, or something associated with the insurance company that provides the bodies? I wonder how this will affect Faye. Faye used to work at the robot fights, but she never saw someone quite so flattened, I guess? But Roko comes back, which is something Faye would never do. And now Faye sees robots as more than, well, machines. There's a lot for Jeph to explore here.

Dylan T

Oh, Melon. All the grace and precision of a rocket powered sedgehammer.

Skoal!

Denise Webber

Melon! ROKO! 🤗🤗🤗🤗❤️

Mordaeus

Ash tray, maybe? Wait, do they even smoke?

Chris Heg

Socially inappropriate greeting!

Populuxe

I wonder. Are the colors customizable at the store? Or did she get lucky that this was a color they happened to have in stock? Maybe it’s a standard color for the model? So many questions.

drone r0m-3

Socially Appropriate Greeting!

Hilda Leyes

..i can't stop seeing her nose ridge as a chibi smile

R L

Was her original hardware substrate installed in that new body?

Alexander W Couzens

A character redesign with... longer hair?? What is this?

Origamigryphon

This one legitimately made me guffaw. Oh, Melon.

Jason Rock

Roko has anatomically correct ears now...

awgiedawgie

Depending on how badly crushed it was, it might work better as a tea tray.

Terry Parry

Maybe she could use the head as a breadbasket instead?

awgiedawgie

Schroeder kept a bust of Beethoven on his piano, but Melon's idea might be just a little bit more on the weird end of the spectrum. And yes, I realized after I wrote that that most of Melon's ideas are on the weird end of the spectrum.

There is only one true Melon.