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Team CoD

🕑 Added 2019-01-28 03:15:36 +0000 UTC

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Gregory Norris

Thank you

Jason Rock

Spider-nads, Spider-nads Nads the size a spider has Look out! Here come the Spider-nads🎶

Timothy Mann

EMILY! DALE! TEAM COFFEE OF DOOM PERCOLATING AGAIN!

Joe

😳

Scott Kenney

I had no idea...

Kuragari

"What's a dance belt?" Thanks Google: <a href="https://youtu.be/l6iV909w1qk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/l6iV909w1qk</a>

Brad Knowles

o_0

Brad Knowles

Now I have to do he same....

Brad Knowles

Dance belt? I don't see a belt....

Calling Pizza Girl!

Ariel Rosenfeld

I wonder if that costume will attract a certain clientele...

Patrick Jackson

Mammaltoe of doom.

Mark

Being worried is a good default reaction for Emily thinking!

Miyaa

OMG… GDI Jeph.

Miyaa

I’m more concerned that dancing belts are a gateway to becoming the Coffee or Doom mime.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Anybody else remember Slim Goodbody? I can clearly recall him from my childhood and he REALLY needed one.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I like it.

awgiedawgie

And the CoD logo is kinda awesome.

Bagge

For being an Emily kind of plan it actually was a surprisingly grounded plan

Jill Yedwab

ALL HAIL THE DANCE BELT!

Mordaeus

Dance belts are IMPORTANT

Let's hope Emily asked Marigold before she started to play dress-up with Dale.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Dale has a CoD piece lolololol

awgiedawgie

"I've seen so many spiderman/deadpool cosplayers' dick-prints" Maybe it makes them feel... powerful.

jeff fearnow

the word we need here is _FULIGIN_

Boter Bug

CoD Man vs. Pizza Girl!

Pete Hanson

I had to google dance belt.

Brian

Beat me to it

orangejuicenut

Oh wow its my favorite superhero!

Ami

I do pro wrestling photography and one time we had a guy doing a spider-man cosplay. I know enough about humanity to be used to dudes' junk. I read enough comics to know it's weird when a super hero has anything other than a super smooth barbie doll crotch. It was the first time I ever felt compelled to photoshop out bulge in a wrestling photo.

Summer Sudbrink

CoD uniforms should be black. Dyed with vantablack and vantablack lettering. They should make Disaster Area’s stuntship look luminous by comparison.

Denise Webber

Hubba Hubba Dale!

Andrea Andrew

Will Dale be able to serve lattes to customers, or will he be thwarted by rude comments on his outfit? Stay tuned!

Miyaa

Or dress up as the Secret Bakery girl.

Hugh Eckert

Emily returns! Yay!

Gary Walker

Senpai...m-my leotard...

Ian Wolfe

Marigold is going to ravage him if she sees that.

Fart Captor

I think Emily is on to something here

gatherer818

I'm a little afraid to

Charlotte Grubbs

(Also, Dora appears to be shrinking? I didn't think she was all that shorter than Emily and Dale.)

z

This is a GREAT IDEA and you should do MORE OF IT. Either that, or have Magical Coffee Girl Of Doom come in through the basement by accident. (Her instructor animal is a horde of talking spiders!)