Bonus comic poll!

Brad Knowles

Unless his job is to un-crush things. In which case, I suspect he doesn't.

Clifton Royston

Whatever Crushbot's job is, I'm sure he crushes it.

Mad Marie

I can’t, either!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Um... I can't seem to vote. Is it locked?

Matt Grayson

CRUSHBOT TAUGHT DROID 06 EVERYTHING DROID 06 KNOWS. INCLUDING GRAMMAR.

Matt Grayson

Where is "Will it Blend Bot?"

Clarke

Not a Yelling Bird fan either.

Lucy

Where is the option to see a scene from "Ass Swordsman Tetsuo"?

Richard

CrushBot works in an orange juice factory, making delicious orange juice for morning breakfast.

Joshua Thomas

Crushbot's job option is a troll. Obviously he crushes things!

awgiedawgie

She has a name, you know.

awgiedawgie

Are you, really? Because I'm astonished that it has as many as it does. I wouldn't have expected it to get even 50 votes, let alone 130.

awgiedawgie

....and then Crushbot crushes Yelling Bird.

awgiedawgie

I own a couple perfectly good chainsaws, and that would be the last time Yelling Bird did <i>anything</i>.

BobC

Isn't it obvious? Crushbot works at an online dating service! He's good at it, hence his name. He may even own it. It's the name of the site. Which is why his name and occupation are both "Crushbot".

TMN

I'm kind of happy that Yelling Bird never makes it in these polls. I do kind of miss his assorted cast, though. Shame Orb, Randy, Sweet Tits...

Thisguy

Actually, this comic states that Crushbot’s occupation is crushbot. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907</a> I assumed this means his job is crushing things. All in all, I want to see a Melon family reunion.

Daryl Sawyer

I am really surprised the yelling bird option doesn't have more votes.

Ryan X

Crushbot is probably a professional bunny petter.

Stellar

FOURTH OPTION: BEMBO

Sleepy John

I think Crushbot is a yenta for AIs. Teenagers can't be trusted to handle such things themselves.

Sally Fields

Let us know if you want to do another Bembo Comic

Lucanid Landman

Huh. I expected the troll option to get more votes (full disclosure: Voted for Melon and her Sisters).

Neil Fairweather

I think there are only 120 anagrams, but 2049 AIs...

Neil Fairweather

They're fruit.

Shawn K. Younkin

I'm surprised that the Crushbot job is leaing...(full disclosure-that is the one I voted for) because it seems that his job..is just to crush stuff....

Borg Lord

I'm not a big Yelling Bird fan, but I do find myself kind of wanting to see him fuck a chainsaw . . . even if not enough to vote for it.

Waffles the Mooose

Totally Melon and Lemon. Although Yelling Bird really seems to want to fuck that chainsaw...

Julienne Ignace

Did he move back to the US?

Janne Peltonen

So are they all a Fruit Basket or are they all anagrams of each other?

I miss Yelling Bird.

Brian

$10 says crushbot is a tax accountant or some shit

Raven Razor

If I wasn't so curious about Melon and Lemon's names I would make multiple patron accounts and pay to vote up yelling bird. He is life.

Captain Button

Crushbot's job is dispensing soda.

Jeremy Westerfield

Melon and Lemon. They're cute.

Stephen Smoogen

I would have gone for 3) Pintsize in Coffee-of-Doom power suit (chainsaw appropriately hidden)

Miyaa

(Having a date with Siri — yes that Siri — would be my guess.)

NekoIncardine

HIS NAME IS STILL MC BITCOIN$ AND HE'S HERE TO SAY (/stops because that tweet was irrelevant half a decade ago)

Miyaa

I think the better third option was what was Winslow doing while Tannalore was squeeing over Stilly.

Matt Lee

it has been a long, family-friendly drought for yelling bird fans

Never was a fan of YB. The other two options don't appeal much, but... I am curious about Crush Bot... Part of me hopes for some super out-of-the-box job like florist, but most of me expects it to be like "What does Marten do when the story isn't focused on him" and Crush Bot will have a literal job crushing cans or compressing trash or something equally predictable.

Celine Chamberlin

Dude, these options are completely unfair. I want both one and two but also three because reasons.

Summer Sudbrink

Halfway down the east coast? More visits to SPX? :)

Elliott Case

yelling bird fucks crushbot

Joshua Thomas

at least 51 people picked option 3, lmao

Joe Cottle

I don't think they DON'T, I just want to know more about Melon.

Niels Roosen

Crrrrruuuuuuuuushboooooot! I feel he needs some positive attention after that rather unfortunate......accident.

I don't understand why more people don't want to see a bird fucking a chainsaw?

The Shadow's Lair

I voted yelling bird... it won't happen :'(

Mister Cletus

- Maybe a brother, Elon M.?

I'm fond of any, with the exception of the YB one, which would traumatize a perfectly good chainsaw for LIFE.

MiaKitty

I want to see crushbot's secret job working somewhere very delicate

Auros Harman

Melon and Lemon have more sisters? Are they like Lenom and Molen and so on?

Terry Parry

That third option speaks to my soul...