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Melon Vs. The Volcano

🕑 Added 2018-09-26 21:56:37 +0000 UTC

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Darth Hypno

I sort of want to research whether this would damage your teeth and if not I sort of want to do it just for the internet points

Brent Catherman

This actually would be a fun thing to do if you physically could. I'm not sure if the acidity of the vinegar could be potentially damaging to Melon's inner workings, but her loss Union Robotics gain.

Brian Ellingboe

Art

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm sure there's a reason, as otherworldly as it is likely to be!

Kat Kennewell

OMG this is EVERYTHING

Ben Russell-Gough

"What do you mean? I was just cleaning my oral cavity! Roko says that humans do that regularly and I wanted to know what that's like!"

Kyle Major

twas replaceable and she survived. i mean something more final.

Jason Zions

Right, 'cause "missing ass" isn't serious. :-)

Bagge

Do I want to know? I don't think I want to know

BobC

Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon. Mo' Melon!

I have a suggestion for a bonus comic, Jeph... Melon meets both Ollie AND the Skateboard dude.

Dev

Or unless that...stuff, whatever it is, doesn't cause rust.

Melon might rust if she keeps doing that. Unless she's made of surgical stainless steel

Mitchell Sealy

That can't be good for her inner workings.

Shawn K. Younkin

Sure, she does it and it's "cute", Ash from Alien does this and they knock his head off....DOUBLE STANDARDS!!

Kyle Major

She just does that. I hope she's ok. I would hate to see melon end up at the AI mechanic for something serious. (Coming soon "questionable content: the daytime drama" miniseries, brought to you buy FX)

ducksauz

I would hate to be Melon and Arthur’s landlord. Pretty sure they wouldn’t get their security deposit back when they moved out.

Jamison Town

Subtle?

Jamison Town

FFFFFART!

Captain Button

She is Arthur's Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Chong Go

Always go with what really calls to you, Jeph!

Lucanid Landman

Heh. Subtle fart joke.

Jim Feldman

Other than showing up with a missing arse, what is Melon's story? She's not even listed in the cast.

Matt

I think I voted for this one on that poll, so yay finally one of my votes sorta counted =p

Douglas E. Smith

At first I thought it was Mentos and Diet Coke. The fact that is neither foam-inducing method is intriguing and horrifying...

I'm tremendously happy this exists

I used to have '72 Plymouth that would do that. I miss that car.

Al Hunt

I would so send her back the next day with the latest album. And instructions on "deadpan humor".

Jason Hunter

I picked my kids up from school today and the oldest said her homework was to order deathmoles. It thought “ wow, Jeph will be happy about that”. Then she repeated it and I realized she meant decimals. Anyway great comic