Old School Pervert Style

Jason Rock

Oppa pervert style?

Cleo Schmitz

At least now people stop asking what "scat porn" is.

Valraven

No worries, May's been covertly redirecting all his resumes to companies that would look favorably upon it. Fortunately, such companies tend to pay well, and so this is technically a good thing.

Quantum Cat

Brown SQURPP is ewwww.

Brad Knowles

Makes me wonder what's going to happen when he goes for another job interview and they start asking him about his web browsing preferences..... ;)

Ben Russell-Gough

They're both domestic/office models so being able to use domestic power outlets makes sense. It's Bubbles who I'm surprised can charge from a domestic power source. As a military model, I'd expect her to need something that looks like a ground power line for a fighter aircraft.

Jackson Bockus

OSHA? This isn't a workplace.

Dan Isaacs

True. I'd expect to to see something girthier, like a Tesla charger.

Ariel Rosenfeld

Umm why are the charging connection on their heads? and why are the power cables so thin? i realize its supposed to look like a bigger usb cable but its weird looking and would probably trigger an OSHA audit

Bagge

Heh, that kinda DOES feel like a standard feature in a world where people like Hannelore's dad are leading pioneers in tech development.

Miyaa

Nah, just toss it into a fire. It’s the only way to be sure.

Gillian Brown

The brown, drippy lettering is really doing its job here.

Ben Russell-Gough

Dale, run a full system scan when you get your laptop back.

awgiedawgie

There are plenty of racist humans in the world, so it would be no surprise to find racist AIs.

Stoodmuffin

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

I bet there's a faction of AI's who consider wearing a human-like skin tone is like race-betrayal.

Bruce Steinberg

Seems more like a slumber party snuggle to me.

William Cole

A vintage laptop just renders the porn so much more richly and fully than these modern neural interfaces…

Brent Catherman

Is Momo wearing a onesie?

Bagge

And here she worried about not being cute

Bagge

Awwwwww, they are sharing an electric outlet. That must be AT LEAST first base, right?

A sheep

Momo's jammies tho

I like Momo's new hair cut. But couldn't May have used one of Dale's swords to give May the FULL treatment? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZ1PxmOAw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZ1PxmOAw</a>

jeff fearnow

naw, thats bishonen scatpr0n from Marigold's last browsing session.

awgiedawgie

Poor Dale is in for quite a shock when he goes through the browsing history on his laptop.

Miyaa

Someone get May a cup of beer so she can have her own Valhalla experience.

John Fiala

Heh. It feels more authentic for May because this way she gets to 'share' the experience with Momo.

Carl Fink

Momo used to use a laptop herself.

Dean Reilly

For the full experience use a computer at the library, and leave the browser open for the next person to find.

Andrew

And the laptop has smell-o-vision of course.

Colin McBride

Ok, the fact that they share a power strip is a bit cute.

Peter McDevitt

can May's Twitter be WORSE than Pintsize's?

Buck Caldwell

Oh god Momo in a onesie. It just needs a hood to be a kigurumi.