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No One Likes A Troll

🕑 Added 2018-10-10 02:42:35 +0000 UTC

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Dustin

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

Brad Knowles

Everyone needs a box of hands to wind a string around.

Fart Captor

I'd bet that not being able to wear her hair how she likes has some added significance to her since it's one of the few ways she can distinguish her appearance from the thousands of other AIs using the same chassis

Fart Captor

Ehh. It's good that Faye acknowledged she fucked up and that she's been trying to be kinder, but someone gently confirming "yes, that was shitty of you" is not only justified, but helpful. Especially since we know that Bubbles being disappointed in you is a powerful motivator

Fart Captor

Yeah, it'd be funny except how that ACTUALLY is how things work here and that people die or have their lives ruined because of it :/

Peter Jensen

Dingus aside, this really shows how big a deal this is for Momo. The whole experience might have traumatized her more deeply than she's aware of.

Sheri Spangenberg

I got the email, came at 10:40ish last night

Mars

Jeph, heads up - it looks like an email didn't go out for this one?

<a href="https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dingus" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dingus</a>

Andrew

Marginally better joke ideas for Faye: 1) “Here Momo, let us give you a helping hand”, or 2) The box is a reminder to customers thinking about a 5-finger discount.

Ben Russell-Gough

Nah, a box of hands is purely Khorne's style!

Andrew

Beans for the Bear King, Hands for the Hare King?

Maurice Kessler

I occasionally try to joke about US healthcare. I fail.

Ben Russell-Gough

She's an bishouju-bot so it makes sense she can do the full range of emotes including the big eyes.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is your own fault, Faye. You've just got too good at burns and making sarcastic comments sound serious. Now, you're easily upsetting the unwary! That said, I'm guessing that $6,000 is WAY more expensive that the actual job. Bubbles, instead of critiquing Faye's social skills (you know that's a long-term project), maybe you could give Faye a hand with that box of hands?

Fart Captor

She's never needed to

Mitchell Sealy

It's interesting that Momo has no idea what hair costs for an AI. Has she never so much as gone windowshopping?

BobC

I always wondered what was written on the other side of the Gom Jabbar.

Fart Captor

Momo's face is so sad that it's impressive how Faye hasn't been reduced to a pile of sad goo

Bagge

Then she would have to decide if it is, in fact, cuter that way

Bagge

I love Bubbles' background snark

Now I want Momo to fall asleep or something during the growth process, and wake up to like 8 metres of ridiculous Rapunzel hair

Clifton Royston

Wehhh face.

Momo's eyes in the last panel? PUPPY! WANT PUPPY!

A sheep

Sad Momo's my favorite now

Erin Moriarty

Sad Momo is like a sad puppy, there's no WAY you can say no to those eyes

Captain Button

They buy in bulk because Punchbot goes through them so fast.

darklion

Those eyes could sink the biggest ships.

Vik M.

I love seeing Bubbles!!

Czarzhan

Momo: "Can... can I pay in installments?" Faye: "It was a joke! We wouldn't charge a regular customer that much! That's the 'pal' rate." :)

Noise

"WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX?"

JD

Momo is the kind of friend you can never be mean to 'cause she's just too lovely and innocent

MikeT

Everyone has a box of spare hands

Miyaa

1) Momo should just ask Marigold for help with paying for the hair transplant. It was her & Dale’s fault anyway! 2) Faye is a dingus. 3) If anyone deserves long hair, it’s Momo.