Zandatsu

Peter Jensen

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCxOj3xA1NM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Scaroused</a> is the appropriate word for the situation.

Matt Grayson

Bubbles quotes: "I can take anything in a fight." and "I am proficient with all weapons." She doesn't have to say how proficient - it is true in all contexts. (And Bubbles *likes* Momo. She's not going to do anything risky.)

Kelly Jean

ohhh short bangs are cute, like Hayley Williams "still into you" length. :3

GragSmash

INTO THE STAGE OF HISTORY.. FIGHT!

Even assuming both that Momo's hair is both stiffer and more brittle than human hair and that Bubbles's combat knife is sharper than anything existing, cutting a neat line of bangs with a single backhand slash would require a terrifying level of speed and precision. It's not just cutting hanging hair, and it's not just cutting hair hanging in front of a flat surface without touching the surface. It is cutting hair hanging down in front of a curved surface that curves first out, then back. The knife would have to be withdrawn smoothly and then re-extended to follow the curve of the forehead, all without losing speed. No human could do anything remotely approximating that, even with a sword. I realize that Jeph is just going for a gag, but, damn, if this is at all canonical, I don't think I ever want to see Bubbles in combat mode after all. Not only it wouldn't be fair, it wouldn't be dramatic. She would just go over and take the gun away before they saw her start to move.

Ben Russell-Gough

Faye thought that she had escaped institutionalised craziness when Dora fired her! Guess she was wrong! "This damn town", as Hannelore put it when she first saw Fairy Girl.

Patrick Jackson

Combat Knife Haircute?!?

Sarah Manx

Faye's face though. 😂

J.M. Hall

Panel 2: We call this the Pink Sephiroth..

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm sort of hoping that Bubbles does the rest of Momo's hair up in an elaborate animé-style braid with a cute bow or something. She then looks at a freaked-out Faye and says something like: "What? I like cute things!"

JD

Faye's a little bit scared and a little bit aroused

Kuragari

I think to Bubs this is the most efficient way to cut Momo's bangs. One fell swipe. Snicker-snack! Bangs!

Kuragari

Haha I would trust Bubs to do surgery on me as long as she had the right reference material. She is precision machinery.

Bagge

Or, you know... <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3800" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3800</a>

Bagge

Momo's little smile behind the bangs is everything

Ben Russell-Gough

It will be fine apart from Faye's panic attack.

Ben Russell-Gough

Thinking that there is a 'plan' is probably the part where you're misunderstanding the situation.

Am Queue

Something I never noticed at the time, was how *well* he wielded that sword. It was live, it would have fallen flat if it took him too many tries to slice that!

Ben Russell-Gough

This could be infinitely worse - Bubbles might be proposing to do this with a cavalry sabre or a cutting torch!

Stoodmuffin

Weed whacking that pink flower, pruning and tuning some style!

Fart Captor

A beauty saloon must be like a beauty salon, but with a much higher chance of a fight breaking out

Brent Catherman

If she can deactivate a nuclear bomb this shouldn't be any problem at all. I do wonder if this might be Bubbles showing off.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

O_O

Alex Borders

Fortunately I was not drinking anything when I read this. My keyboard lives to type again!

.......party in the back?

Summer Sudbrink

Bubbles will charge for the bangs. The robotomy she throws in for free.

VC

More than a human surgeon maybe. Not sure about trained AI surgeon.

Bagge

Because knives just feel more... personal

Val

It’s all good, Faye. Bubbles is probably more precise than a surgeon with that knife.

Bagge

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - * DON'T * LET SAM SEE THIS

Bagge

...right?

Bagge

Well... in a few moments you will have an entirely new answer

Bagge

I WARNED them yesterday. I TOLD them that union robotics was one wrong decision away from being - not the repair-shop they thought they operated, but a beauty saloon. Now it is too late.

Bagge

...right?

Chuck Dee

The knife is just a scare to make sure that Momo has her eyes closed... right?

ducksauz

And there's my bangs question from yesterday answered.

Matt Grayson

This is Bubbles we’re talking about here. The cut will be perfect and over in milliseconds. The closed eyes are so Momo doesn’t flinch. It’ll be fine.

BobC

This is just a gambit to increase their dermal replacement business, right?

BobC

That's an Olivia Newton John song, right?

Mordaeus

This is fine.

Chris Heg

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Ian Wolfe

Yes.

Ian Wolfe

Tune in tomorrow the the next episode of "Bubbles: Battle Barber!"

Damian Paradis

Now is that a combat knife from her military days? .... or did she forge her own from scrap robot parts of those that annoyed her?

R L

Let's Get Dangerous.

Miyaa

Why couldn’t Bubbles use lasers?

Sleepy John

"Samurai Barber" lives again!

Denise Webber

Omg, Faye's eyes, they are magnificent!

Ted Van Roekel

Well, she's at the repair shop. What's a little dermal suturing between friends?

Emma Humphries

I was thinking, she should get bangs, but *that is not how Ethel cuts mine*!

Scott Vogel

I think Bubbles has been hanging out with gang for so long bad ideas that seem good are making their way into her heard. XD

Nicholas Lopez

I loves Faye's face

Leona

BUBBLES AND EMILY HAIR SALON BONUS COMIC

Kyle Major

This feels like a bad plan

Did... Did I just get the first comment in? Or did somebody beat me in the game?

My GOD! Faye's eyes!