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Swiss Army Knife

🕑 Added 2018-10-22 01:18:49 +0000 UTC

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ysth

time skip

Peter Jensen

QC mostly keeps the kanoodleing implied. For more explicit human/machine ... er ... "interfacing", Iron Circus Comics recently (very successfully) kickstartered a comic anthology on the subject.

Justin Alexander

I'm uncertain whether this is the result of them deciding on the sex or the Google ads. Either way: Kinky.

Trigon Manthree

Latte, $12

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Hopefully she's not using it to repair the Espresso Machine. O_O

GragSmash

Panel 2 claire is exploring new realms of cuteness I had not expected to encounter today.

Bagge

I assume this will turn out to be a scene change. Now, as we focus on Claire and her career stress for a while, we will assume that Joyce and Bubbles continue heavy-duty construction-tool-related shenanigans in the background

Bagge

Almost exactly Sam's reaction when she first saw it

Bagge

Maybe they should start with fixing Melon's house? Not trying to diminish your idea or anything, but I think at this point in it being inflicted volcano damages, that seems prudent

Will Weaver

Poor Claire. 😂

Ben Russell-Gough

That's just her jacket; she's had that for years. The one thing that I've noticed is that she sowed the arms back on that she had ripped off during the time she worked for Corpse Witch, possibly whilst trying to get more into the 'edgy criminal accomplice' psychology.

Scott Kenney

I can't believe no-one mentioned Faye's cool overalls

Ben Russell-Gough

Severely disrupting Claire's sense of reality.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is a Noodle Incident Prologue, isn't it? It doesn't matter what Bubbles is going to do with the concrete saw and we'll probably never know. All that matters is that Claire walked into CoD this morning to have her sense of reality profoundly shaken! I guess Faye and Bubbles are adding 'odd-jobbers' to their job descriptions to make up their shortfall!

William Cole

Now that you mention it, I seem to recall Bubbles expressing a desire to overhaul that thing.

Ack

Resting the saw on the counter to get it started. Once it's started, Bubbles will be using the saw on something else.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Uh.. did I miss something? Why are the sawing the counter at COD?

Bagge

They increase with size of the beverage? I mean, I'm sure there is some sort of geeky numbers series in there as well, but I have not had coffee, so whatever.

Bagge

Heh, I don't THINK this is Claire stressing out about exams and using displacement to don't think about it. I THINK it's just Claire geeking out about living up to the stereotype

I had to go searching for that cartoon. :P <a href="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w0xsqhVC1r2dc3bo1_640.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w0xsqhVC1r2dc3bo1_640.gif</a>

If you want both, it's Bubbles and her concrete saw.

Man I got all kinds of excited when I saw the subject line and remembered yesterday’s strip However, I identify with Claire EXTREMELY HARD in this strip

Grace Kieser

Three-way flirting is my exact kink!

Jon Guyer

It’s a *concrete saw*

BobC

FINALLY! A new smoothie machine!

Zach Elwyn

What's up with those prices?

Bagge

That poor espresso machine :-(

You're name hear

Hey it's Marvin!

Andrew Mitchell

But what's the angle grinder going to be used FOR?!? I. MUST. KNOW. *please*

Elf Sternberg

That's how Union Robotics can make money: House calls! Next time, we get to see them fix Melon's butt from inside the house. "Socially inappropriate greeting!"

Stoodmuffin

Fubbs AND Claire! I NEEDED this today, Jeph! Thank you!

Miyaa

Please tell me Bubbles has a function where an umbrella pops out of her head. (It’s an old Garfield joke about Swiss Army knives & umbrellas. One of the last funny jokes from Garfield.)