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🕑 Added 2018-11-28 03:17:16 +0000 UTC

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Dale Fisher

I mean, have you ever had a well toasted multigrain bread with a little clotted cream on it and some raspberry jam? There is almost nothing better with a cup of coffee.

Willinwoods

Getoutahere, you're all loafworthy!

Aviyara

Calling it now Beepatrice's fetish is the concept of fetishes

Andrew Diseker

It's a crumby business, true.

Stoodmuffin

GAY ROBOTS. Omg. Those last to pannels. This is why I am here for QC now just gay, kinky, robots

Ami

stop me if I mentioned this. Bread in spanish is pan. Roko es pansexual

Evgeniy Semyonov

She's special like that. She even fainted when Faye was describing making repairs to Roko's foot. And she fears tickles, even if she by any means shouldn't.

I love how close Beepatrice gets to Roko in that last panel.

Jim Feldman

Maybe they BOTH get side gigs at "Secret" bakery.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

For a "race" that should have few to no hang-ups about personal preference, Roko's expression in the next-to-last panel looks like she accidentally let slip one of the most disgusting and obscene swears imaginable. Like "Belgium".

Sarah Manx

The awkward zone has never been more adorable!

Mark

Beepatrice and Roko together is almost more adorable than I can stand!

Hugh Meyer

I'd love the puns to continue, but I'm not sure I'm the best judge of when a joke has been taken too far. I mean, I just never seem to know when to baguette.

Chris Gallaty

and by that I meant watch her pumpernickel.

Chris Gallaty

....And now she is just going to be waiting to catch her in the rye...

Bagge

Nice panel design with the zoom out and white background. Puts Roko's sudden mortification in focus!

Bagge

Seems like something more in Pintsize's comfort zone than Roko's. More toast than bread at that point

Bagge

That's not... normally how job interviews goes.

Brian

Oh dear

Andrew

I wonder how well a crispy baguette would stand up to some 'explosive' testing...

Andrew Diseker

I was expecting an ear-shattering "FWEEE"...

Michele Williams

Murphy's law would implode, creating a new universe in which we realize that our lives are some alien race playing d&d and having shite roles and a lousy DM.

MercuryBuddha

NEW BEST FRIENDS!!! XD Also know this feel bro. XD

Bagge

Next time there is a Secret Bakery-comic, Beepatrice and Roko will sit in the background with wide eyes, a huge blush and no lines of dialog.

Bagge

I really wish I could find the comic where Hannelore, Pintsize and Windslow talk about robot swears.

Miles O'Brien, Deep Space Nine. Everything that can go wrong happens to HIM. Roko Basilisk. Everything that can go wrong, happens to HER. (A date with Pintsize was only the second worst one of her life?!!!) I gotta wonder what would happen if those two ever met?

Bagge

Work interview is going well! :-)

Myron A Barber

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Look, are you insinuating something? Naaaaaahhhh....Yes.

Grace Kieser

Isn't that what Faybles is?

BobC

I wonder if computers think Ctrl-Alt-Delete is a quickie...

Grace Kieser

It's a novel approach to making new friends, but then again, Roko is friends with Melon, so she may not have a good baseline to work from!

Grace Kieser

I think this proves that statement false! d:

Brent Catherman

Nudge nude, wink wink, say no more, say no more.

lilibat

This is not how you job interview.

Dylan T

JESUS CHRIST BASILISK TAKE HER ON A DATE FIRST

orangejuicenut

QC 5.0 LESBIAN ROBOTS. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Diptych

See also this Beepatrice concept art! <a href="https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1065343671426576386?s=19" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1065343671426576386?s=19</a>

z

I can see AIs being interested in sexuality because humans are so fascinated by it. And, finding new ways to get off.

Elf Sternberg

"Bartender! Fetch us some toasty breads and fancy outfits!" <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425</a>

MikeT

Next panel is them sneaking into the secret bakery naked

Kyle Major

This is how the spread fetish spreads :3

Mitchell Sealy

Sounds like it's some sort of charity dealy.

Matt Grayson

And the best part? Spookybot knew this was going to happen...

tamtheotter

I'm curious what this job she's interviewing for is

^ Thanks, I kneaded that.

Miyaa

And now I’m hungry for an BLT sandwich.

I think that may be the best possible response, but you may have to have the blush and the . . . innocence, maybe? . . . for it to work.

Bartley J Drood

She accidentally came out as...what's the term...breadist? carbosexual? glutesbian? LGBTQ where the B stands for "bread"? I know we should try to avoid labels but it's best we at least understand bread fetishism so as not to offend.

ERRORCODE616

Mild-mannered office workers by day, purveyors of very specific fetishes by night. Roko goes by the Doughminatrix.

Ack

I can't help but notice that Beepatrice has an upgraded blush mechanism. It spreads over her whole face, rather than the two colour-bars under the eyes that Roko and Bubbles have.