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Practicality

🕑 Added 2019-05-08 02:05:00 +0000 UTC

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Daryl Sawyer

I'm assuming Bubbles has enough practical experience and training/programming with explosives to do this... reasonably safely.

Daryl Sawyer

aka Butts butts butts!

Joe

it's not so much an obsession as excess of availability. I mean, she DID find an entire case of them under the box of swords ...

Joe

actually, that's the name of my folk/house/Britpop cover band ...

Danya Michael

"Betwixt my mighty glutes" is literally the best thing I've ever read

Sorastro

I am, indeed, aflame

Valraven

Y'all.... Jeph was just talking about buying a "rectal" domain name for an upload. Including rectal.zone. That might be the url he posts for this comic. It'd be fitting, at least.

Valraven

Is it still Nature's Pocket if it's a robot?

Bagge

Suddenly Melon loosing her butt to space make a bit more sense.

Bagge

Still holding a torch, eh?

butt.flare?

Sorastro

Bubbs certainly has a flare for the dramatic. I'll show myself out.

Magic Chopstick Games

I will have five $1 burgers please

Peter Jensen

That was, IIRC, more like a spontaneous existence failure.

I’m pretty sure that’s going down as one of the top 5 phrases on QC. That might be my first tattoo. Guess where I’m gonna get it?

Chris Wicks

Betwixt My Mighty Glutes is surely the name of Jeph's next album.

Celine Chamberlin

I swear, if Faybles doesn't get hitched and somehow have little Fayblets, I'll... well, I'll be unhappy, that's what.

Michele Williams

Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.... Love that song. Good pull :)

Dylan T

Not even hesitating to say where she was keeping it. Bubbles is in control at all times.

Ack

I just love it that Bubbles is using phrases like "betwixt my mighty glutes."

awgiedawgie

Please, no, Bubbles. Brun doesn't need flashbacks.

Bill Hall

Mighty, indeed!

Ernie O'Dell

Hey! It's that guy! Didn't he date/is still dating Pizza Girl? 😇

Elf Sternberg

"Feel those cheeks. You could crush walnuts between them!" Yaphet Kotto's amazing cameo on Seaquest DSV. I think Bubbles would win, though.

drone r0m-3

I wish I had mighty glutes to hold a flare betwixt.

Marc Pengryffyn

I'm *pretty* sure Bubbles is just trolling Faye to distract her from her worry, and isn't actually going to set fire to the bar... I *assume* she was keeping the flare 'on hand' in case of this eventuality, and not for some other reason... There *was* that other bar fire... Just sayin'...

Summer Sudbrink

I just hope they don’t get angry and catch fire.

Summer Sudbrink

Who needs flare guns when you’ve got flare buns?

Summer Sudbrink

Let’s just hope that Frank Zappa and the Mothers aren’t around...

Some Ed

When they see the flare, they'll also understand. But they won't say anything about it... because they understand. At least, they won't say anything about it to Faye. They'll totally talk about it among themselves... For definitions of themselves that don't include Faye.

VC

Pff, I would assume she has many pockets. She has a military body.

Andrew Mitchell

Comic # 4000 tomorrow!! Incredible effort Jeph, your work just keeps getting better and better. I can't wait to see how things develop over the next 16 years.

Andrew Mitchell

Noooooo... A flare does NOT seem like a good way to repay that kind bartender.

Katrina Urmson

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but, Bubbles, sweetie, excellent distraction and also nooooo please don’t follow through.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

LITERALLY pulling it out of her ass

They were at the best place around. But some stupid with a flare gun. Burned the place to the ground.

Bagge

Yeah, Brun wouldn't take it well

William Burns

Chekov's flare.

Grace Kieser

Bubbles, please don't burn down the bar! It's one of the nicer bars in town! And what would Wil and Brun and Elliot do for work if you did?

JD

I cannot explain to you how much I love Bubbles at the moment

Czarzhan

Okay, the third panel, where Bubbles is reaching back for the flare. Also, careful Bubbles, you're gonna get banned if you light the place on fire.

BobC

I thought it was digital signage Bubbles was thinking towards. With her thoughts displayed like that, it's almost like mind-reading.

Sleepy John

Maybe she can forge the engagement ring.

Matt

can't not read the last line in Jack Black's voice...

Peter Jensen

*grumbles* ... fine, take that like and get out!

lilibat

Is this how the other bar burned down?

dat ass

Bagge

Diversion: Successful. Faye is suitably distracted.

Richard

Uh, hey Jeph, Bubbles' speech balloons are missing tails in the first two panels.

I think in reality they would understand but what else is she hiding betwixt them mighty glutes

Shawn K. Younkin

Bubbles obsession with the flare is like Hanners and her obsession with the crowbar. It can only end hilariously!!

Sleepy John

I like Bubble's style. She has flare.

It's wonderful seeing how much Faye trusts Bubs, to be so vulnerable and open about her insecurities and issues and to have Bubs take it all in stride truly shows how close the two of them are becoming and it just warms my heart.