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Road Hazard

🕑 Added 2019-05-16 02:30:16 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

When you have sex in the back seat, you're supposed to stop the car first, you idiot.

awgiedawgie

Tampering with mailboxes is. Taking one out with your car is not illegal, just stupid.

awgiedawgie

She says "<b>go</b> get laid." That implies that she means for him to go <b>elsewhere</b>, not that she wants him herself. The most she could do anyway is a pinchy handjob.

Nikki

This was brought up just after she first turned up at Dale’s apartment after she was released from robot jail. I believe she noted her lack of definition as “It’s like a freaking Barbie doll down there”. She’s also noted the possibility of setting up some sort of makeshift attachment made of multiple sex toys, so who knows how far she’s modified her body at this point.

Andrea Andrew

I’m sure May will get a better chassis in the future, maybe one more like Bubbles or Winslow.

Matt

a mailbox? well, actually, I wouldn't put it past him, considering his previous in-comic escapades...

SpookyPenguin

Probably a mailperson. He's probably also done a fireperson, doctorperson and who knows maybe a vetperson.

Daryl Sawyer

She, like all of her kind, has access to the sum total of human literature and pornography on the subject.

Some Ed

I've known people like that. They claimed they knew this stuff from experience... The only problems I have with believing that claim was they had pretty solid advice even about things with which they had no experience, and them having given good advice on a subject that they had previously fucked up royally many times was no indicator that they would not fuck up regarding that subject again. A better indicator seemed to be if they made a mistake twice, they'd keep making it.

Stephen Smoogen

Episode 30.. Sven wakes up and realizes how much better his life is because of talking with May and buys here a fully functional jet engine body. She burns him one last time with the afterburner as she takes off.

Stephen Smoogen

Actually I don't really see May wanting to do anything with Sven sexually.. I just see them as two people standing behind a 7-11 doing therapy every other month counter to the the Melon monthly.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Momo's heart will be broken. And May's pelvis (her chassis is notoriously shitty, as we remember).

Bagge

Among other things... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3305

Kuragari

But she'll be wearing a strap on.

Bagge

"Go get laid... hint, hint." ... "It's possible to bang someone... maybe a certain blue someone... without makin' a fuckin' car crash outta the situation, RIGHT? HINT, HINT!"

Bagge

Yes.

Andrea Andrew

This is gonna end with these two in bed together, isn’t it?

Miyaa

I’ve had two car accidents. Both involve my dad’s truck. One was with a post, the other with a hearse. Fortunately no casket, though I thought I might need one after that.

Marc Moskowitz

She had a whole conversation with Momo about it some time ago. Sven needs to watch out for pinching.

borkkorb

clownboy is the 2k19 fuckboi

Sleepy John

The search for the perfect metaphor on which to base the song. I don't suppose "Oh, I'm a dickhead" is a good start for a country ballad,

Sleepy John

As Mary Callahan said, "I can see lips and a tongue from here. Everything else is gravy."

Captain Button

As I recall, no, she isn't "fully functional".

Katrina Urmson

Much as I enjoy May’s metaphor burn capability... I didn’t remember Sven being this dense. Might be time for some rereading.

BobC

Still no dick-joke May? I sense an incendiary burn coming...

Carl Fink

Because this strip is called "Questionable Content" I'm forced to wonder if May's discount body is capable of sex. She's speaking knowledgeably here, but sitting on PIntsize's face seemingly did nothing for either of them. Of course Pintsize has no lips or tongue, as far as I can tell. (Yes, Jeph's living up to the name of the strip lately.)

Leaflemming

May's capacity to give good advice is as striking as her tendency not to give it to herself.

Samantha Yeaman

I'm not sure Faye and car crashes brought up in tandem is a good comparison, but May has the right idea.

Grace Kieser

Well, I guess he hasn't matured as much as we hoped...

I've seen this documentary before...

Ami

I mean, Jeph, I remember the drawings you used to sell at MoCCA. I wouldn't be surprised if you made mailbox fucking canon if refrigerator fucking can be.