Questionable Content

Ralph Cornwell

why in the hell was this censored??

Nathan Hinchey

QC got me with the $69 NICE contribution level. DAMN IT, he KNOWS we can't resist the funny sex number! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3503

I'll admit that I donated just so I could see what the heck you were censoring.

Check the watermelon, upper right.

Where is the clown nose?

People do like their porn, and are willing too go thru as many places as possible in search for what others like, if they like their stories.

Mark

I'm doing another trip through the archives (I've applied to go on a TV quiz show and nominated QC as an option for my special topic) and was amused by Jeph's comment on this strip https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=108 "I am pretty certain this is the most risque QC is ever going to get". Little did you know, past Jeph!

The Queer Art Pagan

I mean...I've been meaning to sub for ages, and the roboporn made me do it, so... >_>

billy alarie

this is literally why i made a new patreon account (long story) and decided to finally take the plunge after being invested (timewise) for like 10 years... figured it's time to consummate this thing in a meaningful way. and what better way to convince me?!

If not, I've been doing sex wrong...

brendan hunt

Does sex not always involve watermelon?

Jordan

Your patreon sub boost is only proof that your true calling is to make robot porn.

OK, Jeph, your diabolical plan has succeeded! I added you to my Patreons just so I could see that last panel. (But I gotta ask: WATERMELON???)

Jordan

Guess she never bought the genital upgrades she was talking about. lol

Dan

She got to test out Ideas on someone who was open to experimentation.

Bill Hall

I somehow did not see that coming ...

Because like... what did she get out of it then? Reciprocation people, it's important.

Okay... she doesn't appear to have orifices, and I don't know how robo mouths work but she doesn't appear to have lube around hers... Did he just lube up her thighs and go to town? THESE are the important questions.

Joel Bateman

Ok, sex hair May is adorable for some odd reason.

Anthony Gaglianese

Ditto

Darla Donahue

Haha, i'll admit i joined Jeph's patreon just to see that uncensored picture with potential robot va-JJs and peen. It was always deserved anyways since i've enjoyed this comic for years, but that was the shallow immediate reason. lol

Marc Tabor

few others missing as well!

Francis, I’m with you!!! More Peen on the Screen!!

Francis Mahoney

Sometimes you have to be creative to get your partner where they need to be.

Francis Mahoney

I am disapointed by the lack of peen. I'm not blaming you for being tasteful and reserved, mind. I just thought there would be peen, is all.

Conor Duff

Well played, sir. Well played. Very interested to see where this goes.

And here I thought we were getting robo-porn. Honestly, I think this is the next great couple story. These two are really funny, together. I can't wait to see some of the reactions of the rest of the crowd.

Jorge Gutierrez

Same here! :D

least_rectangles

You, sir, are a visionary

Just to further confirm the effectiveness of your pitch, I joined your Patreon to see the uncensored version. I've wanted to join for a while, but this was the "call to action" (as they say in the marketing biz) that got me. Well played, Jeph. Well played. Next time, you may want to make an uncensored version of a strip only available at the $5 tier and up, and see what happens.

OK I'm weirdly into this

MA Caiti

They deserve each other.

Indeed, the only thing that could make questionable content even better would be a more relaxed attitude to nudity. Not quite oglaf style, but a notch or two up ;)

Jere

sorry for being strange, but other than her mouth, I don't see an opening for an insertion

Tok

Love it. Odd though, that the first naked, lubed up girl in the comic doesn't even have her name in the cast page. :/

Elberik

OH come on! You censored his junk but there's still a watermelon there!

DisClever

That is, in fact, some questionable content. I like it.

Joe

just checked out the 'censored' version. google should be embarrassed. requiring such nonsense is just sad. that said, glad we got to see the super dirty one.

I'm mortified to realize that it appears to be embedded in the watermelon chunk, top right.

Where’s the clown nose?? I’m here for the clown nose!! 😆😆

Noevad

Same

Robert Gibson

LOL I agree! I've not even considered Patreon till just now lol

Welp, got my pervy ass here. Been reading since mid 2000s and this dumb comic finally got me to subscribe to your Patreon. All cuz I was hoping for some roboboob. Well done, enjoy mah dollars.

Paul Nobles

I think that last panel would be an awesome 3d sculpt for the bottom of a fish tank. Then they could forever watch fish as part of the weird afterglow.

So what all were they playing with - I see Watermelon, Lube, a can of either WD-40 or compressed Air, an oven mitt (or perhaps a "We're No. 1!" hand), and what appears to be either a nutcracker or nunchucks. Yup. for sure weird. And May looks VERY happy.

Shane Wegner

In my headcanon, top-end female chassis (maybe modded by the high-end artilects) have very organic feeling, high sensorium nerve ending density and artificial clitoris and g-spot analogs, self-warming, self lubricating vaginas, yes. But they also have a nano-scale DNA sequencer so the hosting artilect can have fun sorting through sperm cells and extrapolating the humans that might have been. An interesting side effect being that they can be very enthusiastic about anticipating the man's orgasm in parallel to evolution's rewards for human females... THIS IS THE CORRECT LEVEL OF CONSIDERATION FOR THIS FICTIONAL CONCEPT AND I WILL NOT BE DISSUADED!!

10/10 jeph love ya buddy

Shane Wegner

May complains about her low-end halfway house loaner chassis all the time. Wealth gap hits even harder for AIs.

a little disappointed by the shortage of orifices on that chassis.

#also

That'sSoRevan

I became a patron literally just for this strip. And it's magnificent.

David Gardner II

I expect nipples are a dealer installed optional feature.

Jamieson

Melon, no.....

Marty BlackEagle

the things i do to see naked robots... so, no nipples.. ok... puts that mystery to bed.

Jared Cyr

I'd been meaning to start in on Patreon with him. I think this is the last daily comic I read. Might as well pay the man. #supportlocalbusiness and all that too :)

Jared Cyr

oh, THAT'S where the other half of the watermelon went. Were they doing Melon roleplay?

George Wilson

Nice story arc.

Cley Faye

Best way I've seen yet to promote a patreon without going to the dark (and coloured, and slimy) side haha :D

Boris Pelakh

LOL, well played, Jeph. I must say, the watermelon was a surprise.

Saw the comment, asked myself if this was a good reason to support this on Patreon, realized that the answer was a resounding no, then suddenly remembered I'd been supporting this on Patreon for more years than I'm comfortable admitting. Anyway, this is a lot less explicit than I had been led to believe!

Svenne

Came for nekkid AI will probably stay for the low cost :D

Same.

Became a patreon for this. Totally satisfied now.

#worthit

Daryl Resplandor

You goddamned madman, you got me to become a patron just for this. I regret nothing.

One more Patron just to see the nekked AI.

Lost Paragon

Man, every time Sven shows up I know I'm signing up for a sudden cut to naughty time.

Joel Bateman

Wow, she really is like a Barbie doll down there.

Weird? None of her service panels are open and he's not bleeding...

Satan

yes. this is exactly the kind of questionable content i'm here for!

Dominic Portain

Me too and I regret nothing.

Satan

can confirm

Tim Peterson

I just paid $1 a month to see Mae naked. I am not proud.

Halley

He was supposed to wear a clown nose on his dick. That's a hell of an upgrade.

A dollar well spent helping my favorite artist and my favorite comic. And seeing the uncensored version helped the humor.

Well, damn. LoL

Uniquitous

Hah! Have your dollar you bastard. 😆

Ross

How'd the clown nose turn into a watermelon?

Chris Crowther

You know, May and Sven seem like a pretty perfect pairing.

Stomat

Represent

Chris Henry

Welp you caught me. I signed up cos I'm a perv.

William Cole

As someone else predicted, the ‘censored’ version just winds up feeling naughtier because you (I, at least) project onto the black bars.

BeatButton

Man this ain't even racy but I'm still here for it

Gamera

Probably just covering them up a bit more.

Adriano Trindade

You too?

Adriano Trindade

hahahahaha later you tell us how many people subscribed to your Patreon just because of this comic!

Does it not disturb anybody that a frackin MELON was uh on the receiving end of things here? :)

Aiuno

Good job, you got me to subscribe to your patreon, AND turn off adblocker on your site. I've only been reading QC for eight years.

Tholfbutt

WHY

Lightsabr2

I think when we first started reading something called "Questionable Content", this was the kind of stuff we were hoping for...

Dylan T

*sighs* *clicks like button*

Jim Feldman

Seems like May should have the mitt for the pichy parts

Evgeniy Semyonov

And now the "boi!" from God of War will always be associated with this strip for me.

Evgeniy Semyonov

It's actually LOOBY - it was written on a cap in the previous strip.

is that lube called "slippy boi"

Matt Grayson

I love the 404 so much....

Matt

melon, no...

tim1724

LUBE is an anagram of BLUE 🤯🤯🤯

Jeffrey Nonken

Nunchuku? And now I have to wait until tomorrow to see how you did the censored version. Though I'm looking at this and wondering exactly what are you showing here that would be technically objectionable? Male nipples? And a naked female... robot. No, don't answer that, it's not a serious question.

Bagge

She can fuck perfectly fine in this body, obviously. But I think you are right. She might go for that whole every-appendage-is-a-sex-toy-thing

It looks like May is using creative imagination and extravagant improvisatory fantasy to take up slack for her chassis' sensory limitations. If Sven's expression is any indication, though, she went to a lot of trouble to get him off too. That bespeaks a kindly and charitable nature, or a taste for vicarious pleasure, which comes to pretty much the same thing. I wonder if sheer bemusement will finally let Sven get over Faye.

Magic Chopstick Games

"LOOB' is an anagram of "BLOO" 🤯

Bruce Steinberg

This could be a great casual relationship for both of them! Sven has someone to call him on his bullshit; May has someone to indulge her kinks!

Bruce Steinberg

Silicone is non-porous and body safe!

I love this strip. XD

Mooster

Jeph, great job on May's after-sex hair (and expression, mind)!

Jason Doege

Weird, but did you have fun?

Nobilis Reed (personal)

DYING. --N

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Unlike May

Diptych

Did they ever meet for more than a few seconds?

Diptych

Maybe May's drawn-on nipples?

Jon Guyer

That is unquestionably some content

Max S

okay, I get most of it, but what's with the oven mitt

Matt Grayson

You know what they say: “Once you go quantum foamed nano-crystal, you never go back.”

Dave

Probably, or he put a period after the word "Tits"

David Howe

Tsk, Husbando theft, Hope Momo's battery is charged enough for the amount of Tasering that follows this....

mooviies

That's the fastest ship conclusion I've ever seen

capnsoapy

Did he... draw nipples on her?

I think it's stuck in that slice of watermelon, upper right corner.

I don't see the clown nose I was promised

Evgeniy Semyonov

Also I now have some hard flashbacks to... 2006? Anyway, I hope Sven has a lot of mineral water close by.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Thank you, Jeph, for waiting until just the right moment - you created a rare calendar pun, because this comic is coming in May.

Cleo Schmitz

And he was only off by eight strips, THAT is planning

Grace Kieser

He did with Sven and Faye on the couch, with Sven and the country chick on the couch and I think with Faye and Angus. They just had the naughty bits censored. Like on TV-14 shows and such.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Happy birthday, grandma!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Tomorrow's Twitter will be totally chillless.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Judging by the picture, it escalated more than once.

Yay. A threesome with Sven, May and Melon…

Michael Lazare

Is he wearing an oven mitt because May was too hot to handle?

EnterTheHero

...I did not see this coming.

Brian

HAPPY ARBOR DAY 2003

*reads title* so, this is the ultimate comic strip; the one point in the story that this comic has been approaching to from the beginning, the culmination of every plot line and every trope ever employed in QC. *looks at comic* I was right

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

Yes please!

A sheep

Also c'mon just draw someone actually fucking already

A sheep

She's gonna want an upgraded body that can fuck, i'm calling it

Elf Sternberg

Tomorrow, May stops in at Union Robotics for some, um, cleaning and Bubbles eventually delivers the line: "That is NOT a diagnostic."

Julienne Ignace

I think a full size poster version of the last panel is totally called for.

I'm mad I read "Clown Boy" as "Good Boy" and got suuuuuuuuper excited lol

I think he has nipples. One is right beside his thumb and the other in the symmetrical spot on the other side.

Bagge

It's not so much "need" as "what the fuck, let's try it."

Bagge

I don't think I've ever seen May this happy

drone r0m-3

They used both halves of the watermelon for some reason. And what did they need an oven mitt and nunchucks for?!

Grace Kieser

I just noticed that SVEN HAS NO NIPPLES!

Ami

AOOB

Ami

4008

Grace Kieser

You spelled sexy wrong... d:

awgiedawgie

"It appears there has been an accident. Do you require assistance?"

awgiedawgie

Censoring it will make it <i>truly</i> questionable content!

Lucanid Landman

I do hope that if/when you get far enough along in the print collections to put this strip to paper, the uncensored version gets printed there. Also, now Monty Python's multiple jokes about watermelons make a lot more sense.

Charlotte Grubbs

Of all the sex-related ephemera, it's the nunchucks that concern me most.

Stoodmuffin

Thank you, Jeph!

Valraven

I love how Sven looks like he's trying to process, and May just looks like she suddenly understands what the obsession is all about.

Valraven

Getting up is going to be dangerous, that's for sure.

Stoodmuffin

HAWT

Valraven

"I want to try putting something in you." "Like... a dildo?" ".... I don't have a dildo. Look at me, why would I have a dildo?" "So then.... what?" "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

Grace Kieser

He said it'd be on his dick, so it's probably hidden by the watermelon!

Valraven

Cue Momo walking in.

Valraven

Googling "how to fuck robot"

Imagine if Melon walked in on that... 😅😅😅

DL

I'm sure that this will be the most commented QC comics ever

Mark

Ooh, Momo will not be best pleased!

Dark Wulf

Also Also I dont see a clown nose 3/10

Paul Britt

I am greatly amused (and pleased) that May finally got some human meat. She is one of my favorite characters!

Dark Wulf

Does that say Lood or Loob? Also wtf is there to censor?

Jason Rock

Which is why May probably tried mixing them immediately. (Along with that can of what looks suspiciously like WD-40.)

Jason Rock

There was a first panel?

Jason Rock

😳😨😱🤯 (With extra 🗑️🔥 on the side)

BobC

OH COME ON! Everyone knows that silicone-based lube and water-based lube DON'T MIX. I mean, they don't, right?

William Cole

In orbit with Melon’s ass.

Andrew

Dora's missing her engagement ring, shouldn't it be visible in the first panel (and maybe the second)?

John M Davis

I dont understand what about this is needing to be censored? I may just not be so... modest? Is that the thing people get all censory about?

Daryl Sawyer

lol, 404

Sleepy John

I'm glad they've got labels now, so we can tell them apart.

KCkittysnores

I want to do an experiment like in Forensic Files when they pour blood on the carpet until they have a puddle as big as at the murder scene, and then say “well, they lost two gallons of blood so they must be dead”, but with lube.

Penguin

I said 5 more min before bed, 5 more mins of internet could do no harm. To be proven wrong was never so funny. Going to be some strange dreams tonight.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Huh

KCkittysnores

So there’s “Slippy Boi” lube, “LOOB” brand lube, and perhaps “11” brand lube (though that might be an adhesive.). I choose to believe that “404 💀” is actually another bottle of lube.

KCkittysnores

The other, used half of the watermelon is visible in the top of the frame. I have inward bits, but it just seems awfully seedy.

Kyle Major

Best roboXhuman relationship I've seen

JPMK! {verb}

sorry, couldn't help myself XD

JPMK! {verb}

Finally, some questionable content! :P

Captain Button

How did they crash that phone?

Shawn K. Younkin

So...where exactly did this happen?

Waffliesinyoface

THE S.S. TRASHFIRE HAS SET SAIL

Waffliesinyoface

I KNEW IT

Daryl Sawyer

Holy crap, this was a callback to that moment. Both times, May insulted him, and he took it literally (and it was no big deal).

Gillian the Squid

Wow.

Shawn K. Younkin

I do appreciate the "tits" XD

Daryl Sawyer

Turned you on, eh?

CalmWeaver27

I'd say I have so many questions, but I'm terrified of the answers

Shannon Traska

Fun fact - any kind of censoring on this will make the censored version look dirtier than the (mostly tame) original does here. PROGRESS!

Krista Elliott

Huh. She really IS like a Barbie doll down there.

awgiedawgie

OK, a little part of me hates that it's Sven that got his freak on with May, but the rest of me is like, whoa, naked May is hot!

Kenneth Fair

May's come a long way since comic #3097: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3097

awgiedawgie

Questionably happy?

Summer Sudbrink

Enter the Dragon will never be the same.

Jim Feldman

WHERE ARE THE CLOWN NOSES???

neato

that is definitely a questionable amount of lube

LH

title DROP!

Grace Kieser

It's always Sven or Faye that get the most naked!

Kyle Jenkins

Beautiful xD

Grace Kieser

Eh, just don't fuck it before eating it. Or do, I'm not your mom!

at0m

I think that's a nutcracker actually

YES! WINNING!

MikeT

At what point does Momo ask "Is the big woman here?"

They even broke out the nunchucks. They must have gotten WILD.

Joshua Thomas

this... this was unexpected.

Grace Kieser

It almost makes you wish Jeph also did Slipshine comics like Willis does. Almost...

Chason

This makes me unreasonably happy

Kuragari

I'm just happy to see May is having a good time.

Miyaa

I like how the rind of half a watermelon over Sven’s pickled herring (&amp; meatballs) and the Barbie doll like nudity of May is just enough for Google to consider it adult.

FINALLY, I could sense their sexual tension since they began talking.

SpookyPenguin

w00 dirty robots and fruit!

Yonatan Zunger

After seeing this comic, my number of questions about AIs' sex lives has only increased.

Daniel Burnett

I’m actually not sure it’s a watermelon. I thought it was a hat

The Shadow's Lair

Whoa lol. Wow.

Jason Scott

APPROVED

David Hall

I shipped this... I brought this on myself

orangejuicenut

Ohh Momo is gonna be pissed.

Lalo Martins

and yet if it did end here I'd be 100% satisfied with it.

Olivia Waters

Oddly, despite the comic's title, I don't think I ever expected to see anything like... well, like this. Congrats on keeping me off-guard, Jeph.

Buck Caldwell

GO GET SOME. I don't know what of, but SOME of it.

MikeT

Game of Bones confirmed!

Chuck Dee

I... I... I'll see myself out now.

i mean well see it tomorrow

Matt Grayson

I love their different opinions of “weird”. Too much for Sven, a pleasant surprise for May.

Man, I saw the subject line of the email and was struck with overwhelming dread that this was it, the comic was finally over.

GregD

Loob brand lube, for all your lubing needs.

aw shit i just noticed the title

Tom Carlson

That certainly justified my dollar for this month!

So your content is no longer questionable then.

Mister Cletus

I NEED AN ADULT. Oh, shit, wait... I am one... I NEED ANOTHER ADULT.

This content seems questionable

R L

Okay my brain's gonna need a minute Even the smartphone is like "okay no"

Fart Captor

Oh my god, the nunchuks

Leaflemming

!!! -- and here I thought the loss of That Damn Bird was a sign you'd mellowed.

Michael Voorhis

Hahaha!

Alexa

We got here, ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon. Took 4008 comics, but we finally got here.

Miyaa

And now I can’t eat the watermelon I have in the fridge without feeling really lewd and needing a shower. Thanks.

GregD

Nonono. What the weird fuck. That was a *weird* fuck.

LOOB

Cliff

Called it! But do they still not recognize each other?

Colin McBride

*tilt*

Vicki McLachlan

S L I P P Y B O I

Matt Grayson

That escalated quickly....

Andrea Andrew

Well, somebody better pick up that phone, because I called it!

JD

I said it first

Terry Parry

Any chance you can post the censored version too for comparison?

whoa

Celine Chamberlin

Those poor, innocent watermelons. Know what else is weird? That I want to know more about how all that went down.

z

I WAS RIGHT! You all owe me money! I'll give you my PayPal address ASAP! :)

Alex Mullenix

Jeph, you are a sick fuck. Thank you.

JD

I can't even react to this

gatherer818

Wow. Just wow.

Lord Crusade

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!