Never Living It Down
🕑 Added 2019-06-02 14:51:21 +0000 UTC
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Nemo of Utopia
Can I just say that the pupil-less eyes are SUPER creepy?
Bagge
That's a proper respons
CaseyAEC
I love how she's ready to smack with that rolled up magazine.
Dean Reilly
May will never be able to sell that magazine now that she's rolled it up!
Elf Sternberg
Euphemisms from the woman (errr... fembot, er... femme bot, darnit Jeph help us out here!) who reads Prolapse Monthly for fun?
Reyn Goldfur
iirc Jeph commented on the first time Momo had a lust-dream about Sven that nobody knows exactly where AIs got the ability to be horny, but trying to take it away from them would be more trouble than it's worth.
Kinda Squirrely
Gotta brag when you can
Bagge
What WOULD be the highly sanitized, euphemistic version anyway? "Then his... bolt met with the soft, yielding lubefilled... input port... and with each data package they could both feel the growing bandwith... something-something oven mitten.... something-something water melon." No, I simply don't get any part of it.
Bagge
...for the second time.
Bagge
At this point, all I can hope is that May HERSELF is sanitized.
Bagge
...handholding sex? Oh my god, I want to have handholding sex!
Jim Feldman
and sooo not May
Bagge
Heh, May has EARNED those sweet, sweet bragging rights
BobC
The truth of Sven's involvement will slip out only because it first slipped in.
Joe
"highly sanitized, euphemistic level of detail" that's soooo Momo ...
Chris Crowther
So basically she’s a voyeur?
Matt
" highly sanitized euphamistic" version - I'm dying.
Evgeniy Semyonov
Probably like a low-power red LEDs, cost must be negligible.
Matt
I mean! I'll respect your privacy starting right after I ask this last invasive question!
Shane Wegner
Oh, Momo knows who Sven is: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658
Shane Wegner
Yeah, Momo even had a complicated fantasy where she got a very womanly chassis and used it to make a man out of Sven. Where do AI's even get these urges? I wrote this fan fiction thing where the core AI template was seeded by humans, the Ellicott-Chathams in particular, so got echoes of their kinks and desires. (And indirectly spawning the whole "a human boned a computer" legend.)
Alcaria Swain
This isn't even the first time Sven and May met! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3097 OMG
Alcaria Swain
Oh no I completely forgot she had a crush on Sven! Oh nooooooooooooooo
Shane Wegner
It's plausible it's going to slip out that it was Sven, and then Momo might be sad, since she had a crush on him at one point. Or maybe she'll just laugh and be over it. Maybe it will annoy her that May sort just accidentally snarked her way into something Momo had been building up as this huge mental thing in her mind.
Shane Wegner
May's low-end model has blush plates? Blush-skin must be REALLY affordable to make.
Anthony Gaglianese
If it's all clean and sanitary, you're doing it wrong.
Miyaa
If you have to ask for details, Momo, it’s not going to be sanitized.
Matt Grayson
Don't mention his name.. don't mention his name... don't mention his name .. "Sven"... D'Oh!!
A sheep
OH man I hope Momo and Winslow have adorable handholding sex once Momo learns for to GET THOSE GEARS CHURNIN'
Lalo Martins
This is very possibly the best relationship I might be biased though because I have a very good friend (also ex but never mind that) who is pretty much May… and is also called May… just paint her blue and it's three for three
Czarzhan
Still waiting for Momo to vent. :)
Joel Bateman
Oh no Momo....oh no....oh. Also smug May is best May.
Alcaria Swain
This is so cute
Max D S
Yeah, she'll kiss and tell alright. This should be good.
Space_horse
yes... ha ha ha... yes