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A New Friendly You™

🕑 Added 2019-06-19 01:33:43 +0000 UTC

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jimfromtx

If so, I wonder if Jeph will do another pic on hers O_o

Nemo of Utopia

This greatly depends on the WHY of the [$20$] being offered... As an example, if they want you to keep track of a small bag of whitish crystals for 30 minutes or so, politely decline.

Joel Bateman

Wonder if May will get a sweet butt emblem.

Joel Bateman

And we all know Bubbles can supercharged that ass using parts from that small block Chevy she found. Vroom vroom.

Matt Grayson

We just SAW Roko's emblem. He DREW it. If I could do that, my case would be incurable.

FE

May's ideal body having been already determined to be a vectored-thrust strike drone, I don't think they'll find it at this store either.

Kevin Hicks

When someone offers you a twenty, you take it. /ProTip

Derrik Pates

Jeph's really having a flareup of his Butts Disease lately, huh?

Loki the Poisoner

When the Basilisk enters the building, everyone takes notice!

Oh . . . yeah, that would have done it!

Bruce Steinberg

I’m liking the Roko is inspiring more fear as a determined social worker than she ever did as police.

Which is logical enough as most AI can consciously choose their body. -- Except May which brings us back to the current story arc.

Joseph Bonnar

I'd think she checks out Union Robotics these days. They have the BESTEST flares...

Joseph Bonnar

They ARE getting along well. Beepatrice understands that when Roko says, "Jump", her head needs to be denting the ceiling. That's getting along GREAT!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Given how easily they are agitated, I suppose this store has an employee with Unlimited Clip Works just for this situation. Imagine someone like Nelson casually reciting this: I am the bone of my paperclip Plastic is my body, Coolant is my blood I have bent over a thousand clips Unknown to death, nor known to life Have withstood boredom to acquire many office supplies Yet those hands will never hold anything (firmly) So as I pray, Unlimited Clip Works!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Maybe AIs in this body type are easily agitated? There is a canonical correlation between body type and personality with all AIs.

Dylan T

Beeps, that's uh...a little unfair

Bagge

This is store Melon shops for butts in, right?

Kerin Schiesser

Of course, "asking nicely," the way Roku does it, is a robotic horse of an entirely different color of chrome!

Bagge

Don't knock that street cred, Roko. That will serve you well.

Brent Catherman

I almost thought Spookybot was meddling in this. I think it would be for the best they and Beepatrice never meet.

Fart Captor

Oh no he's adorable and you SCARED him

Theres only 2 knuckles on each finger

This wouldn’t be “Questionable Content” if there wasn’t, well...

Bill Hall

must stop laughing ... can’t breathe ...

Scott Vogel

Seems Jeph has Butts disease again.

Nikki

They got ‘em!

JT

Here to remind everyone that, under their clothes, they all have robutts. That is all. Thank you.

Alexander W Couzens

This isnt going well, is it

Mitchell Sealy

Aw, I thought she and Beepatrice were getting along pretty well...

Joseph Bonnar

3 internet points to the first person sourcing this quote... :)

Joseph Bonnar

Beepatrice, dear dear Beepatrice, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.

holy shit

Shawn K. Younkin

Probably similar model.

drone r0m-3

Definitely take the $20 bucks.

Shawn K. Younkin

NO May....

Sleepy John

Your appointment is in less than one minute. Please do not put your finger in my eyesocket up to the third knuckle. Not that I've heard that you do that.

Andrew Mitchell

Nice catch. It's certainly a similar face, but the body doesn't seem right.

William Cole

One of the models in the New Friendly You poster looks unsettlingly like Corpse Witch.

Celine Chamberlin

That model in the poster on the wall with the yellow body and purple hair looks way too much like Corpse Witch and I want to slap her silly. This is not a healthy instinct but I'm okay with it.