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We All Agree

🕑 Added 2019-06-20 01:08:38 +0000 UTC

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Ben McCandless

Gold is an excellent conductor.

Jamieson

If they were Roko's, hed have to. Her new chassis hase nipples

Charlotte Grubbs

Having worked in retail, I can tell you there are *definitely* people who find naked mannequins offensive, because they complained to me about it.

jimfromtx

I would watch the heck out of that movie/tv show. Though that might also encourage the shippers even harder. Quite the dilemma...

Matt Grayson

I don’t know what’s in May’s heart, but I’m pretty sure it’s not gold....

Nikki

There's another Faye t-shirt in his store: https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-robutts#

Nemo of Utopia

OMG, it almost writes itself...

onitake

*snicker*

Clifton Royston

I've realized "Roko and May" would be a classic buddy movie, never mind shipping them: "She's a tough-as-nails ex-cop who left the force to work for robot rights. *She's* a down-on-her-luck ex-con with a foul mouth and a heart of gold. Together, they fight for justice!"

David Pipes

It doesn't have that Jeph scrawl, though...

No *female* nipples. Paste photos of indistinguishable man-nipples over just the aureolae and you're fine... because humans are stupid. Hodges' Rule of Thumb: do not expect reasonable from anything with a thumb.

Lasphy

That needs to be on a t-shirt

Evgeniy Semyonov

I think in this case it's just a brand feature? There are different brands of AI bodies, like there are different brands of... well, anything, and distinct feature of this brand is no visible nose. Of course every employee in the store would use the body of the same brand, otherwise it would be like constantly showing off your iPhone while working in the Samsung store. Or driving your Audi to the BMV dealership.

n.

No nipples, no censorship.

awgiedawgie

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502 Huh... Patreon is removing my hyperlinks.

awgiedawgie

If you're in that much of a hurry, there's one on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Portland-Light-and-Lines-Company/dp/B07MGHKPVH

awgiedawgie

You can pick your technician, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your technician's nose.

Probably for the same reason no one censors mannequins in fashion stores if they're undressed.

Peter McDevitt

how come you don't have to censor robo-boobs?

anyone can translate it for me please

Matt Grayson

Back when she was just a hologram, she told Dale that it was $750 million.

Joe

I want 2 navels.

DixonLu

I always wonder how May came up with a few million as the baseline. The cheapest fighter jet in the US is a F-16 fighting falcon that costed $18M in 1998 ($27M in 2017).

It will be read as an instruction and lead to stabbings. Peep boob would also be read as an instruction, but no one needs to be instructed to do that.

CaseyAEC

I want a beep boob shirt. Anyone else?

neato

i want two noses two big long ol' noses where do they go? side by side? front and back? over/under? who knows

Jeffrey Nonken

I'm still on my first "TEH" shirt, but I expect to replace it when it wears out. I'll take a "BEEP BOOP" shirt, though!

GhostlyYorick

I want a realistic AI body, but hold the nose

Derrik Pates

Sweet! Dude!

David Pipes

That's it! "Beep Boop" with robot moths circling it, and chewed cloth revealing patches of circuitry underneath...

Can't have it. Too tempting to the robot moths.

Jeph Jacques

it's an aesthetic choice! YOUR NOSE IS UP TO YOU

David Pipes

When do we get this shirt in the store, Jeph? :-) I can't wear my Bearmonster forever...

Byron Hardie

He's pretty fly for an A.I.

Da Nargh!!

That would just cause erections

I wanna see what goes into the whole 'This AI body comes with a nose and this one doesn't' thing. Like, is the nose extra? Can you still enjoy tea without a nose? The people need answers!

SpookyPenguin

The technician seems like a pretty ok guy

Dylan T

I like the attention to detail that Roko refuses to look at what's happening because she's squeamish. Good continuity..

Evgeniy Semyonov

Roko in the last frame looks exactly like the single sensible member of the gang of lunatics in the middle of the Edgar Wright heist movie, right before the reveal that he/she is actually the biggest lunatic of them all.

Kevin Symonds

Nice to see May all happy in the last frame :)

Andrew

The pet reindeer too?

Dylan T

HA!

Tachpmg

Is good to see someone not geting judgy with May

BobC

Was at an art opening this evening, and ran into a person right out of the QC cast. I mean, she didn't go "loo LEEE loo", but she had everything else down pat.

Dude! Sweet!

Fart Captor

HOT

Bagge

I like his attitude

ysth

https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/981951671088664576

Reyn Goldfur

Hands up if you spent ages combing the background for some tiny detail because you misread what Jeph meant by 'zoom'

Marty BlackEagle

What kind of dog is Ollie? what happened to your Pyr? i lost my Pyr (Janie) 2 years ago.,

Ronald Lugge

This is part of fixing the problem. In it's own excellent way, it's the opposite of harsh.

jeff fearnow

I love you for that.

Panic Blitz

Jeph, isn't that your hat?

Chris Gallaty

It's never about the destination, but the journey.

Joseph Bonnar

She's very well bred. (I'll go quietly, occifer Raccoon.)

Sleepy John

I'm just wondering if this whole project of Roko's is her way of compensating for her own experience. Like, 500 people haven't already thought that, yeah.

Ami

Repairbot is clearly an ex Team Rocket member

Sam Johnson

I've always figured it depends on how much money you spend. Like, you can have the off-the-shelf Steve-brand body, which looks like all the other Steve-brand bodies, or you can have something a bit more customised if you're prepared to pay for it.

Shawn K. Younkin

I'm going to say privacy.

Joshua Thomas

Is she on the phone? Or just holding up her hand to give Mae privacy?

JD

I like this bot

Erin Hartshorn

Poor May. She knows her chassis is bad, but having someone else say so bluntly is still kind of harsh.

Kinda Squirrely

Leea-ving AS A JET PLANE

Samantha

Every once and a while I am amazed at the way this comic has transition seamlessly from being about a lonely indie rocker in his early 20s to being largely about robots fighting for social and political rights. It's awesome.

Joel Bateman

One question I've always had. When an AI gets a new body, is it customised to look like their old one, like Roko? Or are they set designs like a car? Do they freak out when they see another AI that looks just like them, in the same chassis, or is it just a passing "Hey, looking good!"?

SWEET

Bob Gilmore

The look on Roko’s face in the last panel (mainly her mouth) reminds me SO MUCH of Spookybot when they’re regretting rummaging around in Bubbles’ head a few months ago.

Buck Caldwell

aaaand that's what I get for not reading the footer text.

Alcaria Swain

Just slowly replace the whole cast with robots

Buck Caldwell

I like Roko being considerate and deliberately covering her view of the deconstructed (and declothed) May. Then again, who knows, she may be squeamish about the sight of disassembly, especially given her recent experience.

Summer Sudbrink

Diagnostic Bot? Di-bot for short?

Alcaria Swain

I want Repairbot to be part of the cast

I wonder how the olfactory systems in the bodies work. It might just be the art style but it doesn't appear that even AIs with noses have actual nostrils.

Matt

Those two seem good together.

Wondering why some AIs have noses and some don't... Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Dahlia Rose Israel

Wow. I mean we always knew May's body was far from top of the line but I never figured it was THIS bad. lol

Joseph Houk

Looks like an AI version of Jeph?

at0m

Good question

Ron Braithwaite

Perhaps a robot hookup is in order?

Czarzhan

Wouldn't do to have your advocate faint in the middle of your diagnostic.

Why didn't they go to Bubbles and Faye?

Samantha Yeaman

I love the look May has in the last panel; I feel like her and Repairbot (He doesn't have a name yet, so, improvise, adapt, overcome) would be good pals.