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Time Is Money

🕑 Added 2019-02-17 03:16:25 +0000 UTC

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Brian

@jeph : if you’re willing to drive that far and spend that much, I have a ‘65 Les Paul for you

Eric Sieck

She didn't specify NYC, it could've been upstate NY. If they're near the NY/MA border they can get to Northampton in an hour or so.

Brian

Eurgh. I’m not required to accept it where I work but I’m on commission so I’ll still take it. I just keep a bottle of hand sanitizer with me.

Miyaa

She’s going to need some bunny ears.

Bagge

Huh, I guess we finally learnt Melon's occupation: A lawyer <a href="https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/</a>

MikeT

And now it's boob money, which is not a legal tender in many parts. Up there with sock money.

Andrew

So by wearing a Bra of Holding, are you equipping it or adding yourself to it's inventory?

Bagge

(Alternatively, if the Wanna-be-thief is really lucky: "Hi Mr bouncer sir. That was an alarming amount of muscles.")

Bagge

Wanna-be-thief: "Aha! Now I attempt to steal the cash you wave around in public so recklessly!" Also Wanna-be-thief: "Ack, a harpoon, my one weakness!"

Kai

Northampton, Massachusetts, IIRC.

Valraven

Wait, I thought they were in Oregon?

Miyaa

Elliot is have many thoughts about Brun, huh.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

"It's a three hour drive. I'll be there in two." *1:45 later*

Dylan T

Brun has a bra of holding.

Andrew

So Brun keeps croissants and money in there? INTERESTING.

Eric Lusby

I know NY drivers. That guy was taking his sweet time.

Chong Go

My parents had some old sixties furniture like that they were thinking about throwing away. I found out that just the night stands were going for $500 apiece!

Adam Friedlander

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Dean Reilly

By the transitive property, Brun would rather cut off her leg than not live with Renee.

Ian Wolfe

If it went that fast, you priced it too low.

Mitchell Sealy

Wow she is excited! She seemed really attached to that clock!

BobC

That really was not well planned. Things almost got out of hand! Acting like like some kind of noob, She reached down next to her boob. From where she flashed... Three grand!