Eponymous Baller

PBManning

This comic made me realize that I don't actually understand how Roko "enjoys" bread, and after further consideration I'm fine with it remaining a mystery

Bruce Steinberg

An actuary would have a coronary if Melon applied for repair insurance.

Dealing with body dysphoria through fetishes. I'm proud of Roko <3

Chris Heg

That is the worst pun. Wish I had said it.

Bill Hall

Oh, GHAWD, Jeph!!

Captain Button

PNS, Phantom Naval Syndrome.

Sleepy John

Thank Ghod Roko didn't call it 'heart-searching'.

Sleepy John

What really scares me is where she's going to get the lint.

Summer Sudbrink

It's a Melon baller, baby.

Bagge

That's technology she shouldn't have access to.

Dylan T

WAIT IS THAT A MELON BALLER

Dean Reilly

Buy a bagel, sniff it, tape it to Melon's stomach. Both problems solved.

Kyle Jenkins

Wait... Melon, no

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

Melon! STAPH!

Brian

I’m not sure which option is worse: Roko hating her new apprenticeship or Roko getting a nosegasm while she works.

Brian

One could say it’s the eponymous baller.

SheepFace2000

Roko I know you’re having a rough time but we’re gonna need you to pay attention to Melon before she does something

Bagge

Narrator: It wasn't a good idea

MikeT

That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Eponymous Pony will SUE!

Andrew

There’s no middle ground with her, it’s stop time or all the changes all the time!

John Fiala

Well, she's trying to shrug it off. Doesn't mean it's going to work!

Eponymous Baller is my rap name.

Cody Renton

How long before Faye and Bubbles realize that the real money is in providing AI repair insurance?

Onedavewreckingcrew

oh my god you can't just ask why an AI has a melon baller

Katrina Urmson

Oh gods no Melon.

Elf Sternberg

I thought Arthur was the Melon baller.

Kuragari

I'm suddenly hungry for melon balls. But hopefully not ones that taste like navel.

Gary Walker

I'll bite: why does Roko have a melon baller?

Tannerbot

I love the id like nature of Mellon and I am wondering if it is setting up another AI rights story.

Grace Kieser

It's more like concurrent monologues than a conversation

awgiedawgie

Balls.

R L

Let's just get the balls out of us people.

Daniel Higgins

Shrugging off dysphoria? I can't speak from experience, but that coping strat seems a bit off.

Well Melon it takes balls to make a navel.

R L

This strip is all kinds of baller.

Ami

I figured I'd just watch some old homestarrunner on youtube at 240p. Nothin' fancy. Nothin' fancy.

BobC

Self-examination vs. self-excavation. The fundamental dilemma.

Hugh Eckert

MELON NO

otusasio451

Is...is that a melon baller?

I can't see how it could possibly be anything else

Frank Li

Love the complete disconnect between the two conversations

Shawn K. Younkin

Melon....no....

Miyaa

Is Melon using a melon baller?

Dracon Atrox

Is that... a melon baller!?

melon... plz no

Everett Bradshaw

Bathe in bread, Roko!

MisterNormie

Oh Melon, never change!