Puns Intended

$60 for two ounces of 420 you say? Bargain!

Brian

Pretty sure it’s just two?

"Melon Baller" has sooo many layers going on.

Path of Exile won't allow numbers in characters names, but SynthShinefourtwenty was open. WAS...

Sleepy John

pun indented.

Kuragari

SynthShine420 is going to be someone's username shortly.

Dan Isaacs

Wouldn't she give herself testicles with a melon baller?

Valraven

Yeah, but how many would do it right?

Joe

there's probably any number of folks that'd give her a good buttfing for free ... I'll see myself out.

Al Hunt

Interesting. I can't imagine you burn through a lot of that stuff in a year, though ;-)

Jim Feldman

Could be worse. Real Swiss watch oil is like $30 for 2cc. Also, butt buffing might be a service they could offer humans AND humanoid robots.

Summer Sudbrink

Somebody stop me... :D

Summer Sudbrink

She wants the emblem shiny in case she gets crushed again. For posteriority.

Summer Sudbrink

I guess a buttfing is a type of Heinlich maneuver?

Summer Sudbrink

While they're doing the buttfing, they can give her a thorough system cheek.

Summer Sudbrink

It's good that she's taking care of her chAssis.

Gary Walker

It's a kind of abuttoir.

“WAXY” That’s what is written across Melon’s shorts. “Wax Jobs” now a side business with “Sprays”

Dean Reilly

Jeph gotta save something for the monthly bonus strip

Sarah Buisson

I have a stupide question : how do you keep track of how each IA speek ?

awgiedawgie

That's why it's so expensive.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Pooping

Ami

What's a buttfor?

David Jackson

> don't listen to internet nerds about anything I mean... fair

Bagge

That's good life advice right there

MikeT

Why did the last panel simply be Roko bent over a table whilst Fae 'buttfs' her with a rotary tool? XD

Captain Button

Violates the international Washington Navel Limitation Treaty. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty</a>

You're name hear

Sigh...

Julia Allen-Hesse

What’s a buttfor? Is that kinda like updog?

Shawn K. Younkin

Poor Melon looks so sad.... :(

Steven desJardins

I haven't heard that word before. What is the definition of updog?

Hugh Eckert

Or synthesizers...

Hugh Eckert

I had questions about that, too...

Constantine Hannaher

Also, “420.”

Edmund Schweppe

Wouldn't the SynthShine 420 be reserved for polishing potbellies?

Mark P.

Wait why does she even have a melon baller in the kitchen in the first place?

R L

BUTTS

Captain Button

Melon will be played by Mariette Hartley in the QC live action movie. <a href="https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons</a>

Daryl Sawyer

The really hard thing is when you're looking for product reviews and all you can find is a network of sites that link to each other, each purporting to be an independent review site, each actually having been set up by the same marketing group.

Daryl Sawyer

She's not as integrated as she was. Probably makes her less susceptible to that sort of thing.

Grace Kieser

I think Lemon rolled higher on wisdom than Melon

Magic Chopstick Games

*ahem* BUTTS

Kyle Jenkins

Awww poor Melon

John Fiala

Another good method of polishing is to use an updog.

BobC

No, this is *NOT* the way to get ripped abs. Well, in fact, ummm...

kwixote

Why *can't* she have two navels?

Damian Paradis

Buttfing: It's a valid side business of robot massage. With a.... happy ending.

Shawn K. Younkin

Awwww, I know it's rewarding bad behavior but give her two navels!!

awgiedawgie

Do Faye and Bubbles need volunteers to do the butt buffing?

awgiedawgie

You mean the melon baller? I don't know how you could have missed it, with all the people who commented on it.

Brian

Where would she put the second one? Directly above the first? Next to it? Somewhere else on the body?

Damian Paradis

First a melon baller.. don't let Lemon use a zester!

For pooping, silly.

Terry Parry

I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming, haha

Nikki

Why can't Melon have 2 navels? I'm sure her highly paid job of doing...whatever it is that she does... should be able to cover the costs!

LH

... "what's a buttfor"

Brian

How did Roko not pass out from seeing the hole in Melon’s belly?

William Hanna

$69? Nice

Kenneth Carlile

OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT PUN YESTERDAY