Beepatrice's Other Job

jimfromtx

Wait...why wasn't she in the bombproof dildo hutch then?

Kurt Lewis

i hope in due time we get this exact comic but it's claire at her new job at the dildo factory

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Y'know... it might have been about 4-5x funnier if she'd have just said "Performs as Expected"... ;)

awgiedawgie

Or Apple.

Shawn K. Younkin

TOP comment!!

Timothy Mann

OOOOOH. I get it. She works for Samsung.

Kuragari

There are dildos and dildon'ts.

Jim Feldman

That will teach you to use the wrong lube.

Gotta love Beepatrice. <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3883" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3883</a>

Peter McDevitt

you know, you really should take your hot dogs out of the microwave before they burst like that.

Andrew

Ahh, brings back memories of Portal turret testing :)

Andrew

Quantum-Fetish-Entanglement? The lesser known branch of quantum engineering.

skinnybdink

oh right. i didn't think it was a skinny upside down penis at all nope.

EnterTheHero

That’s “as expected?”

Chris Heg

Carry-on luggage only.

Sleepy John

Best bang for the buck.

Captain Button

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Bagge

I have concerns

Andrew

Maybe Jeph is ultra-receptive to this, and his brain is like “Ooh another fetish, must draw!”.

Captain Button

This is my fault. Some years ago I was told "In [US_state] it is illegal to sell sex toys but legal to sell fireworks, while in [adjoining_US_state] it is illegal to sell fireworks, but legal to sell sex toys." I immediately asked "But what about sex toys that are also fireworks?" Of course, I thereby created the fetish for that, per the laws of Quantum Fetish Mechanics. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715</a>

BobC

Evidently, the failed ones just lie there and buzz.

Jason Rock

And then it turns out this lab is underneath Roko's apartment. "My floor!" "Oh, hello Roko!"

Miyaa

Better this than some kind of exfoliating bar designed to clean the vagina.

kaitou

It was made by Apple and has a lithium battery in it?

Shawn K. Younkin

It's like a game of countdown...can YOU get off before the dildo FINISHES you off?

Summer Sudbrink

Assault dildos, patent pending Pintsize Industries. Pull the pin and wait 3 minutes.

Lalo Martins

I think it was Asimov who said it first — the main point of making humanoid robots is so that they can use tools and accessories designed for humans.

Al Hunt

Guaranteed for the life of the user.

Morgan V

The smoke is a heart! 🖤

Leak

Why the nose cutout on the safety glasses, though?

Leak

Sounds like something that would be right up Oglaf's alley...

Kinda Squirrely

I'm... Concerned

Frank Wales

I think someone has misunderstood "make me feel hot".

Yonatan Zunger

I love this way too much.

Anton

I love Beepatrice!

Gary Walker

Hot.

Max D S

For a bot that likes a little heat pleasure?

Cody Renton

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JPMK! {verb}

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AS EXPECTED"?!

gatherer818

Flaming dildo. Don't think I've seen that in a webcomic before.

Benzy

Someone(s) *want(s)* that!?

Andrea Andrew

What an explosive reveal!