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Beepatrice Tries

🕑 Added 2019-03-05 03:08:04 +0000 UTC

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Danya Michael

I wonder if it's the mechanical equivalent of smacking someone who's having "hysterics."

Brian

I thought they were all Anthro-PCs? Is that just a model or brand name?

Brian

No, but Gary is. You can see that by the way he sits on peoples’ heads.

Brian

You can always ask Jack Daniels or Jim Beam to do that for you.

He and his human companion had a big blowout over the adoption of systemd. Now he's been looking into dual-booting BSD, and spends most of his days arguing on kernel mailing lists.

Captain Button

I want to know how Neck^H^H^H^H Heatsinkbot is doing.

awgiedawgie

You're confusing "hard reset" with "factory reset".

awgiedawgie

That's why the skirts with pockets on Amazon show pictures of the wearer with their hands actually <i>in</i> the pockets. Sort of reassures you that they are real pockets.

awgiedawgie

They could, but you might not enjoy the headache you'd have when you woke up.

awgiedawgie

OK, that's just weird.... Awesome, but weird.

Kuragari

I like Beeps, that's cute. Also gentlemanly antithesis of Pintsize. LOL

Hugh Eckert

I was just thinking that about myself!

I'm happy to see another classic AnthroPC unit like Pintsize. I'm glad he's not the only one left rocking that look.

Susan K. Jolly

Yeah, this is why I don't order clothes online. I've been burned by the fake pockets!

Matt Grayson

That would be Format and Reinstall.

I wonder if Beepatrice is the same person after a hard reset. Perhaps what we are seeing is someone undergoing assisted suicide and replacement by an almost identical person as a way of dispelling embarrassment. If so, it might possibly be worth it.

Captain Button

But fake pockets are a real thing.

Summer Sudbrink

And in the file cabinet bind them.

Summer Sudbrink

One clip to reset them all...

Summer Sudbrink

What has it got in its pocketses? A paperclip perhaps?

Evgeniy Semyonov

Beep@rice is clearly my favorite character in QC-verse for now.

Lalo Martins

#whonever #endlessapologyloop

Diptych

Maybe not "in use" but we can at least see the pockets. They're there on that seam!

Andrew

Is that a dildo in her pocket or is she... oh wait yep definitely is.

Lee Kinkade

Saying the skirt has pockets but not showing them in use is a bit like her saying Dumbledore is gay.

Vanestus

Huh, skirt pockets... neat.

Dylan T

Oh she literally is asking someone to shut her down ok. I wish someone could do that to me when my anxiety went out of control like that.

Maz Dixon

Amazing!

Bagge

Roko is having the best day. :-(

Captain Button

Or his secret identity...

Captain Button

Dress with Pockets - Wondrous Item, Varies (uncommon, legendary) <a href="https://twitter.com/DropTheDie/status/988612013252337664/photo/1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/DropTheDie/status/988612013252337664/photo/1</a>

Captain Button

What has it got in its nasty little pocketteses?

Everett Bradshaw

Is that another Pintsize-type APC? And a dapper one, at that! I want to know his name!

Ian Wolfe

Nowhere on THIS planet.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Progress!!

Benzy

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a censored version of "cockatrice," so I just sub "beep" for "cock."

Mitchell Sealy

Back of her neck I would imagine. Don't know why, but that just seems like the place to put that button.

JPMK! {verb}

Where on Earth does the paperclip go?

Populuxe

Just curious. Who pronounces her name “Bee-Patrice” and who pronounces her name “Beep-atrice”?

spectria.limina

OMG POCKET SKIRT WHERE DO I GET THIS

I wanna start a reasonably priced clothing chain store called "Pockets" and all it stocks is women's clothes with functional pockets. Gotta be a goldmine idea, right?

Chuck Dee

Torrid :)

I want a reset button too. =P

Gary Walker

Skirt with pockets: proof, if needed, that QC is not realistic fiction.

Populuxe

Skirts with pockets do not exist. Designers don’t care if people are begging with tears in their eyes for skirts with pockets. They have decided skirts don’t get pockets so you’re just SOL.