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The Great Emulsifier

🕑 Added 2019-03-18 02:10:53 +0000 UTC
The Great Emulsifier

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onitake

Elliot does not flirt. He is just like that!

Mari San

yes

Yonatan Zunger

Is it just me, or are Roko and Elliot subconsciously flirting? (Elliot seems to do that...)

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yes.

awgiedawgie

I thought you were supposed to smack the lower side.

Shawn K. Younkin

I love that comic!!

The comic where Melon appeared in Elliot's apartment, in case anyone was looking for it: <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717</a>

It is a little-known fact that you can move information from your left brain to your right brain, and vice versa, by tilting your head in the appropriate direction and then smacking the upward side of it.

Marc Kevin Hall

Melon Logic was a great Steely Dan album.

Ted Van Roekel

Elliot, demonstrating the chill about accidental home invasion that only the truly massive and dangerous can possess. Also, Elliot, speaking as an ex bouncer myself, rhinoplasty is a good thing. I can see how many times your nose has been broken (pannel 5).

MikeT

So melon is a cocktail?

Shanni Marmen

You have to thump a Melon to check if its good

Dean Reilly

Considering how reflexively Roko apologises for Melon, I have to wonder how long they've known each other.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Why not? Elliot doesn't seem to have much luck engaging with the humans he's attracted to...

Kinda Squirrely

Laughed for 3 solid minutes, now my face hurts.

Bagge

Roko big-sissing Melon is a thing of beauty

awgiedawgie

In which case, you <i>definitely</i> don't want to shake her.

Andrew

Melonnade disclaimer: shaking may result in assplosions.

Dustin

"The Technical Tap"

Magic Chopstick Games

Meanwhile, Melon is entering her 78th consecutive hour of baking-soda-fountaining

Dylan T

I see percussive maintenance is still effective even in a post-singularity world.

Gary Walker

I really like the color on this comic. Really getting a sense of depth and light in all of the panels.

Damian Paradis

Shaken Melon Syndrome? Or like smacking 80's era tech?

Joshua Thomas

I SHIP THESE TWO *cough*

Captain Button

Salad bowl, not melting pot.

Elf Sternberg

But else about oil (wrestling) with Lemon? Is that okay?

Waffles the Mooose

Melonnaise!

Samantha Yeaman

r/inclusiveor

I prefer my martini SHAKEN, not stirred. And with a hint of Melon.

Elyssa Brecher

If you don't shake, and you don't stir, how do you mix? Blending seems a little drastic.....😜

Captain Button

Melon may have settled during shipping. Shake vigorously before using.

Miyaa

So Melon is like a collid? A bucket of mayonnaise?

R L

Shaken, not stirred?

R L

Yes.

Summer Sudbrink

It’s probably best not to stir her either.

Max D S

Yes

awww i love melon

Nicholas Lopez

Don't shake Melon D:

Lord Crusade

The shipping urge is growing stronger, dammit!

Peter McDevitt

Literal or metaphorical oil &amp; vinegar?

Alex Thompson

Yes.


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