The Great Emulsifier
🕑 Added 2019-03-18 02:10:53 +0000 UTCMelon Logic
Comments
onitake
Elliot does not flirt. He is just like that!
Mari San
yes
Yonatan Zunger
Is it just me, or are Roko and Elliot subconsciously flirting? (Elliot seems to do that...)
Evgeniy Semyonov
Yes.
awgiedawgie
I thought you were supposed to smack the lower side.
Shawn K. Younkin
I love that comic!!
The comic where Melon appeared in Elliot's apartment, in case anyone was looking for it: <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717</a>
It is a little-known fact that you can move information from your left brain to your right brain, and vice versa, by tilting your head in the appropriate direction and then smacking the upward side of it.
Marc Kevin Hall
Melon Logic was a great Steely Dan album.
Ted Van Roekel
Elliot, demonstrating the chill about accidental home invasion that only the truly massive and dangerous can possess. Also, Elliot, speaking as an ex bouncer myself, rhinoplasty is a good thing. I can see how many times your nose has been broken (pannel 5).
MikeT
So melon is a cocktail?
Shanni Marmen
You have to thump a Melon to check if its good
Dean Reilly
Considering how reflexively Roko apologises for Melon, I have to wonder how long they've known each other.
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
Why not? Elliot doesn't seem to have much luck engaging with the humans he's attracted to...
Kinda Squirrely
Laughed for 3 solid minutes, now my face hurts.
Bagge
Roko big-sissing Melon is a thing of beauty
awgiedawgie
In which case, you <i>definitely</i> don't want to shake her.
Andrew
Melonnade disclaimer: shaking may result in assplosions.
Dustin
"The Technical Tap"
Magic Chopstick Games
Meanwhile, Melon is entering her 78th consecutive hour of baking-soda-fountaining
Dylan T
I see percussive maintenance is still effective even in a post-singularity world.
Gary Walker
I really like the color on this comic. Really getting a sense of depth and light in all of the panels.
Damian Paradis
Shaken Melon Syndrome? Or like smacking 80's era tech?
Joshua Thomas
I SHIP THESE TWO *cough*
Captain Button
Salad bowl, not melting pot.
Elf Sternberg
But else about oil (wrestling) with Lemon? Is that okay?
Waffles the Mooose
Melonnaise!
Samantha Yeaman
r/inclusiveor
I prefer my martini SHAKEN, not stirred. And with a hint of Melon.
Elyssa Brecher
If you don't shake, and you don't stir, how do you mix? Blending seems a little drastic.....π
Captain Button
Melon may have settled during shipping. Shake vigorously before using.
Miyaa
So Melon is like a collid? A bucket of mayonnaise?
R L
Shaken, not stirred?
R L
Yes.
Summer Sudbrink
Itβs probably best not to stir her either.
Max D S
Yes
awww i love melon
Nicholas Lopez
Don't shake Melon D:
Lord Crusade
The shipping urge is growing stronger, dammit!
Peter McDevitt
Literal or metaphorical oil & vinegar?
Alex Thompson
Yes.