Staring Daggers

Will Weaver

I would totally pay $13 for a WTF latte.

Ruth Merriam

She's staring at him kris-eyed. How can I be the first person to make this pun?

The blade is hidden in the portafilter handle.

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

Look, Marten, think of it this way. If you go gray or white, you can totally dye your hair all the fun colors without bleaching it into next century.

NOW I want a dagger latte!

BobC

I started shaving my head 20 years ago because of "helmet hair", and even though I'd no longer have that problem if I let it grow back, I keep it shaved just because I'd no longer have that problem...

Summer Sudbrink

Scarlatte (It’s red, you see)

SheepFace2000

So it’s cool for Dora to rib Martin for being sensitive about his age but if Martin does it he’s gonna get stabbed? K

Thomas Boys

"How do you make a latte with a dagger?" Dunno, just take a stab at it I guess.

Lightsabr2

Used to? I'm going to bet she's got both.

Bagge

A bit like Fay in that regard

Bagge

He isn't, he really isn't

Bagge

That doesn't QUITE work with their new, customer friendly image

Alcaria Swain

Dora can dish it out but she can't take it.

Bagge

Given that she used to have the sword for that, the dagger counts as de-escalation

Is 69 the price, or is it the good advice itself? 😉

Dylan T

Marty. Buddy. You're more intelligent than that.

Sleepy John

You make a latte with a dagger any damn way you want to.

thefinaldegree

"Affagato - NO" hahaha

Matt

Troof.

darklion

*flick* "Say that again, mon ami."

SpookyPenguin

I'm the discount advice only $1 (I started going grey in my mid-20's and I'm beginning to resemble Gandalf in my 50's)

BobC

Huh. So it's Krismas in the QC universe?

R. Francis Smith

I'm about to turn 50, and I cleverly avoided grey hair by losing it, yeah.

Krista Elliott

When Dora first met Jim, she was about 25-26. Sam appears to have barely aged (mind you, we haven't seen Sam in awhile so she could be starting college or some such thing) so I'm guessing at most, 2-3 years have passed.

kaitou

I guess the advice also needs to come in the WTF size.

Captain Button

He hasn't. His mom has a bunch of clone tanks in a secret mountain base, like the Venture Brothers.

William Hanna

I read that as a burst vessel from Captain FootInMouth’s comment.

Shawn K. Younkin

Nice Redeye Dora...did you get that from Spooky?

Shawn K. Younkin

Change what? He is in a good place, has a good job, and a GREAT girl. Maybe he can propose to her...but other than that not everyone needs changes. :)

Jeff Hartley

The knife is used as a foam scrape.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Maybe knowing he's getting older will motivate him to start making some changes? probably not tho

R L

Our boy's in trouble.

the dagger is used to murder bad customers, shes basically a one woman sweeney todd/mrs lovett combo

William Davy

I'm 33. I lost all my hair at 19. I feel for ya Marten.

Mitchell Sealy

It's seriously weird to see these twenty something's panicking about how old they are.

Matt Grayson

Do not stab Mr. Burny. High pressure, high temperature, and electricity do not play nicely with daggers.

LH

the dagger's not for making lattes, it's for the customers who request a "good advice" for $69

Peter McDevitt

How old are they supposed to be anyway? I know there's not a 1:1 time ratio but I don't remember either of them celebrating a birthday...

z

...how has Martin even survived to this age, let alone puberty, with a mouth that seems to be completely disconnected from his brain?

Laugh line. It's not a wrinkle, it's a laugh line and uh... please put the knife down... Non-ceremonial blood is bad for karma!