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Sanitary Conditions

🕑 Added 2019-04-15 02:44:12 +0000 UTC

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Colin

Beans for the bear king

Dan Isaacs

Teddy plays better with the bear theme, but yeah, FDR said that.

Captain Button

Has Jeph ever *not* been trolling us?

BobC

OK, I'll ask the question if nobody else will: Is Jeph trolling us?

Joe

think I might use "Full Body Hair Net" as the name of my Tom Jones tribute band. any objections, Jeph??

Peter McDevitt

sadly, Raccoon Chef was cancelled when he kept asking for that guy's eye.

Holly Nelson

Hey! If it was an AI raccoon, the whole body net could be a Faraday cage!

Joe

boy, the last phrase I expected to read today was "full body hair net".

I gotta say, Faye is looking radiantly beautiful and very happy, but I would take relationship advice from a tree stump before I would from her. Everything she has she owes to Bubbles being able to hold perfectly still while very near till Faye finally got the picture. She is not the very sharpest tool in the kit. Several mallets in the kit are sharper, in fact. Perfectly smart, you understand. Just not real perceptive.

Jason Doege

Raccoon chef for bonus comic!

Shawn K. Younkin

Quiet narc!!! Snitches get stitches!!

Shawn K. Younkin

HAH!! GREAT recall!!

So, i guess now we know that an American Ratatouille would star a raccoon... what would we call it?

Captain Button

Of course, we have seen have previously seen a <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1285" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">moocher bear on the run.</a>

Summer Sudbrink

Well now I want to see Pintsize as a raccoon furry short order cook.

Jerry K. Sweeney

This from the Department of Pettifoggery: Faye attributed the quotation to the wrong Roosevelt.

kaitou

"Talk softly and carry a big bear; you will go far." ― Theodore Roosevelt

Dean Reilly

Faye has half a dozen raccoons working illegally at Union Robotics.

mano

We don't have bears around here but the racoons are really helpful for the cherry harvest. The tree was picked completely clean one morning!

Bagge

Or maybe shorter: “The things that will destroy America are bears." ― Theodore Roosevelt

Jason Zions

Andre the Giant, 'cause Princess Bride.

Bagge

(Don't use bears, Theodore)

Erin Moriarty

I feel like every other cartoon Jeph brings up a concept that I'd love to see as a spinoff

Bagge

(Isn't that right, Paddington)

Bagge

“Never throughout history has a bear who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

“A vote is like a bear: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

“The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first and love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of bears.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Raccoontouille!

Mordaeus

I'm ready for a raccoon chef spin-off

Erin Hartshorn

I vote for Raccoon Chef for the next bonus comic!

I'm surprised that the question there is 'lower employment prospects?' and not 'acromegaly?'. I mean I looked it up, but it leads me to think they've had a previous conversation about acromegaly for some reason.