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Assistance, Please

🕑 Added 2019-10-31 02:31:27 +0000 UTC
Assistance, Please

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or she could have been wearing similar tops to the one she is wearing in this strip?

Yelling Bird

Umm... why doesn't Hanners have any tan lines on her shoulders? She got her tan working outdoors. Was she doing it topless? If so, why the hell didn't we see THAT?

Comics Ladybird

“Welcome to this session of Sarcasm Critical Fumblers Anonymous. We have two new members today. Roko, Faye, do you want to introduce yourselves?” (You could also see it as Faye bluffing, and Sam calling out her bluff, even if absent-mindedly, and Faye now has to own up to it.)

awgiedawgie

Did Sam fail to recognize the sarcasm? Or did she choose to ignore it because Faye's "offer" was too good to pass up?

awgiedawgie

I get my hair cut and a shampoo for $20.

awgiedawgie

At the very least, her spray jobs should be processed through UR's system, even if they're walk-ins.

Michael Boettger

Perhaps Faye and Bubbles should insist that Sam book her spray sessions through Union Robotics website. That way they can make sure that Sam isn't tempted to gain unauthorized access to the shop. (What would have happened someone saw Sam going through the window and called the cops?) Also that would give them more site traffic and put their services out to a broader clientele, especially if they want to get more into chassis modifications.

Sarah Buisson

I don't know if it's voluntary, I really love the background choice of this cases. The lines , still drawing the decor, look also a little like the texture used in manga to emphase the emotion of the manga characters.

Curtis Cahoon

But then they would be permanent, and thats not the point of them

Bill Hall

Smaarrrt Hanners!

Obliviontoad

They need to get a small ionized spectrum anodizer... converts most surface metals to a different chromatic index.

Douglas E. Smith

Either that or familiarity breeds contempt, I think is how the saying goes...

Douglas E. Smith

Artists get very tunnel-visioned when they work. Otherwise Sam would have noticed how close to the abyss she was walking.

Derrik Pates

She's busy. Makin' money.

Jessie Cook

They should advertise body mods.

Barry Callahan

It puts the lotion on its skin

quarridors

Cringing because my ability to recognise sarcasm when I'm focusing on something else is effectively nil too, and it never goes well 😣

Jan Gampe

Repeat the mantra: "It pays the rent. It pays the rent"

Wolfger

That last panel actually yanked a laugh right out of me. An impressive feat when I'm still half asleep. Poor Faye. It sucks when your sarcasm rolls a natural 1.

Philip D Jones

Here I am crushing on Hannelore AGAIN. Thought I was over that.

Philip D Jones

Somebody gets their hair cut for $20? I haven’t seen prices like that in over a decade. As a point comparison my shitzu pays $175 for a shampoo, hair cut and blow-dry.

Bagge

Hannelore is smart like that.

Adam Abbott

She gives them 25%

TwoRavens

This doesn't bode poorly *at all.*

Kyle Major

She is still an assistant and minor right. I mean great her business is doing good and that wasnt rude to the max but their was a little be of something on that I hope she gives a hug before leaving. Also you should not crawl into a ship owners have the right not to have their property broken into. I dunno, shes doing great having a job but still it's a little sideways

drone r0m-3

You could have at least have said PLEASE.

Kinda Squirrely

An acceptable place for such a thing to remain

William Davy

What are you talking about? Hanners has been back for all of 6 1/2 minutes

Mitchell Sealy

Keep in mind she's only charging $20 for each of these tats, and she keeps $15 of that. She's busy but it's basically a kid's lemonade stand. A child doing crude scrawlings in sharpie is great model for a teenager who wants a bit of extra spending money but it's unlikely to pay Faye's rent anytime soon.

LH

i guess the tan is permanent now? or is it just Webcomic Time and Hannelore only returned like two days ago?

Andrew Mitchell

Nah, I'm sure this will get sorted without too much fuss. It's just another thoughtless teenager moment.

Kyle Rudy

congratulations on your runaway success, sam. let's talk about rent, sam.

Michael Boettger

Oh yes. She re upped shortly after her and Winslow's return.

Jeremy

Ah, Hanners looks so cute. And Faye looks like she is "become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Michael Boettger

Sam needs a stern talking to. She's treating Faye, who's always let her have her head, who's taken Sam under her wing and showed how to do things, and Sam is treating her like a gofer. There could be a break up here, and Sam finding herself no longer welcome at Union Robotics.

Captain Button

Is that Arthur?

Alcaria Swain

Is.... Is Faye the intern now? Did Sam find a better business model?!? Fuck.

Kriss Pang

Tannelore is back working at CoD? :o


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