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Pink Floyd

🕑 Added 2019-11-12 02:22:51 +0000 UTC

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Christopher Beer

I agree. I'd love to hear May explanation of having a bad day at work there!

Kerin Schiesser

I hope she CAN get May a job there. Short of work as a jet plane, I can't think of ANYTHING May would rather have as a day job... aside from the vigorously strenuous career as an independently-wealthy professional Playperson and Pundit. (As in "wealthy playboy" usage, not as a futuristic Playboy employee/'Bunny')

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

but is pink floyd pudding vegan?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Pink dildos being "floyded" (thrown against a wall)

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Oh yeah? How about this one: Whatever happened to Faye's first mecha-T-Rex coffeemaker?

Some Ed

It's very easy to eat my pudding without eating meat. You see, it's possible to make vegan pudding...

Some Ed

I don't know that Jeph had to do that, but he chose to, because he cares. I also like that the robots in this world have blush capability.

Brian

I don’t know why I never thought of this sooner

Joe

maybe she should set up a teaming arrangement with Pintsize to seek employment there??

Joe

apologize??!! take a victory lap!! Jeph, the only thing that's killing me now is whether this was a crime of opportunity or whether you've been planning this for months, evilly chuckling all the while ...

Comics Ladybird

“It depends, May. How do you feel about exploding dildos?”

Chris Foote

All in all it's just another prick in the wall.

Manuel Schumacher

"We don't need no masturbation ... we don't need no birth control ... " wait that sounds exactly wrong

Sean Rotter

Hi Jeph, new patreon here. I have been enjoying your comic for years and wanted to thank you for the daily happiness you bring into my life.

Kurt Larson

I like that you had to use 'Pink Floyd' as the header to make sure people younger than myself would get the footer. :D I also love that the robots in this world have blush capability!

awgiedawgie

IIRC, he never requested an "enhancement". He only commissioned the parts. He didn't ask to have them attached. That said, your question is still valid.

awgiedawgie

On the other hand, non-profits tend to also rely on a lot of volunteers. I've been "working" for a non-profit for 13 years, and the total amount of money I've made over that time wouldn't pay one month's bills.

awgiedawgie

Puns may indeed be the lowest form of humour, but they <i>are</i> humour, nonetheless.

Derrik Pates

Puns are generally the lowest form of humor. For this, I will make an exception.

Just had a thought in reference to Faye's not doing art yesterday and dildos today.. What ever happened with Pintsize's comically oversized.. enhancement?

Jere

that pun is nothing to be ashamed of

Miyaa

I would like to comment on May’s line that “Doing good doesn’t pay the bills.” Sure nonprofits have to financially run on the lean side, but they can have staff who pay well enough for them to pay the bills. All nonprofits in the USA have to publicly release tax form 990, and you can see how much they get in donations and how much they spend. You can use that as a metric as to which charity or foundation you want to support. Yes, I started working at a nonprofit a month ago, why do you ask?

Stephen Smoogen

There is never a need for an apology for a pun. Pun-shaming is a horrible thing.

Miyaa

Let’s hope Beep & Pintsize never meets.

Mark

"nose less" either needs a hyphen or to be one word. At least I assume that's what you meant!

all in all, its just another dick in the wall...

David B H Kahn

I love her nose less adorable face

awgiedawgie

That’s a potential overheating blush in panel 4. Beeps is all innocent and naive, but she secretly loves her job playing with dildos all day.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

What happens to the test dildos? Taken away with a dildozer?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Hey! Teachers! Leave those dicks alone!

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Since that song came out when I was in high school, I've been singing that verse that way....

BobC

FINALLY this strip earns its title. Took long enough.

Gillian Brown

Nor should you. That was an excellent pun.

Groaaaaaaaaaaan! The pun! It hurts!

IIRC they were both at the Bubbles introduction party in 3050-ish

Mike Rodgers

Did you make a whole 6 panel comic just to write a Pink Floyd pun? If so I approve. 😆

Populuxe

Have May and Pintsize met? I have a feeling they’d hit it off.

Jim Feldman

Need to see dildo canon.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

a DICK wall

Nutjob

I think the most important question here is WHAT KIND OF WALL

That Stoned Valkyrie

I laughed extremely hard at the pun

Doc Gumby

where's the groan emoji when you need it...

Olivier Laroche

Get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

Chris Reed (aka Animeraider)

The pun is so delicious. I hate you.

Yonatan Zunger

... If there were ever a job that May would be the perfect candidate for, this is it. Also, a the resulting lab accidents would be hilarious.

Bagge

Today is a good day for networking for May

Summer Sudbrink

The Dark Side of the Moon jokes practically write themselves.

Captain Button

Better her than Pintsize...

Czarzhan

Beeps's last line made me almost fall out of my chair laughing!

Bryan Freehan

I love your puns. This was my favorite yet.

Hugh Eckert

And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your cock against some mad bugger's wall

Michael Boettger

So, May may have 2 new jobs? Working at the testing facility, AND as Sam's assistant. Together this'll put her in a position to quit the convenience store?

SpookyPenguin

that's the best tag ever Jeph <3

Bailey Tighe

I like the pun. It fits, just like a dildo in a recently made hole.

Joseph Bonnar

Tell me these verses weren't MADE for May! Step in here, dear girl, have a cigar, You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you!

Danielle Zephyr Malament

I think there's an extra space before "shift" [/pedantry]

Joseph Bonnar

NEVER apologize for a Pink Floyd pun!

ysth

Pink Floyd? Vegetable Man is one of my favorites!

I suspect there could be a really popular Bonus Strip poll question in the making here!

Virgel Dragalion

That would be perfect for her, I think. I really hope so.

R L

Holy fuck. That's a perfect, er, fit

Shawn K. Younkin

I don't know if a convicted felon should have access to a high powered dildo launcher.... But I would support it because it would be fucking hilarious!!!