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Daughter of Magikarp

🕑 Added 2019-11-14 01:58:41 +0000 UTC
Daughter of Magikarp

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Yelling Bird

I had kinda figured that Corpse Witch's name was a derivation from her original function or occupation "Corp Switch." I have no idea what a 'corp switch' might be though.

Mark

Cutesy or metal, one or the other.

Some Ed

She didn't say "every AI who was ever in this town." Also, in a sense, Corpse Witch was cutesy, but also honest.

Daryl Sawyer

I wonder how many AI names were chosen for them by others.

Alex

Unless the jiggling buttocks is a memory foam jiggling buttocks that has circuitry that recovers all touching up buttocks.

Douglas E. Smith

Until it is in a person is it really a butt? (whoa)

Douglas E. Smith

Oh, let's not forget about 'Corpse Witch'. Not cutesey at all! How do you even choose that one?

Jeff Gedney

I wonder if the preponderance of AIs in this story is because the town is a "Safe Haven" for them and so they tend to migrate there, or if it is just illusory, because the selection bias from the AI Centric relationships relationships of the Main Characters... or the town is really Academy City, and Hanner's Dad is an Aleister analogue

Matt Grayson

Ms. Skullbleeper must have fun at job interviews. I can imagine someone looking at her resume and thinking "middle school English teacher! Yeah!"

jimfromtx

I wonder...is it like a bot that only does things with gyrados skulls...or like a gyradosbot that does things with other skulls?

Alex

Is touching and giggling a butt that is not yours technically a bad touch? And will it be felt after it is placed on the person's tail end? These are things I think about at 5 in the morning.

BobC

BTW, I have many friends with fake boobs. I'm a triathlete, which tends to keep one lean and fit. Women tend to literally "run their boobs off". Some don't care, but most others get the minimum replacement needed, because who wants to carry much extra weight around a race course?

BobC

Breast implants really do go "woob-woob". I had a friend get her original pair recalled and replaced, and for weeks after she carried the old ones in her purse as "conversation starters". Given my love of word-play, I followed her around as her pun-puppy. I literally made one friend blow beer out his nose. Ah, those were the days...

Michael Boettger

Roki may have a different opinion.

Matt Grayson

Yep, you're probably right.

Francesco Villani

could also be a cut "They're here." ?

Joe

clearly I am missing a gag here ...

Matt Grayson

Panel 2 Faye. While "they're" is possible, I'd really expect "their", as in "their butt implants came in". No biggie.

SpookyPenguin

Panel 3 Faye look is perfect commentary on everything <3

Daryl Sawyer

lolomg

Tim Keating

...which works perfectly with "basilisk"

Tim Keating

I just realized: it could actually be "cockatrice"

Tim Keating

I mean, considering her day job...

AcheronYYC

Now I'm concerned that Beepatrice is also a censored name...

Nancie

I can't decide whether I'd love it more if Miss Skullbleeper resembles Beepatrice, or Punchbot.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Given its history, even Roko Basilisk is not so cute as a name. Also DEATHBOT 9000.

Comics Ladybird

Correction, Bubbles: Broyobot et Léviator Niqueur/Bipeur de crânes.

Leak

After all, it's an easy mistake to make...

Stephen Wells

Implies that Bubbles cuddling Faye is like that thing with a lioness carrying her cub in her jaws; incredibly dangerous power, carefully controlled.

Dean Reilly

Presumably Ms. Skullbleeper censored her name because she works with children.

Dean Reilly

It turned out that they were talking about different Gyarados Skullfuckers.

Tachpmg

She is going out with the military robot capable of lifting a tank after all...

Mitchell Sealy

Delivery guy is cute.

C'mon, Bubbles, you should get Faye's aesthetic by now.

darklion

C R U S H

Bagge

I for one find "Miss Skullbleeper" extremely cutsey!

Waffliesinyoface

crushbot's name is adorable, bubs

Peter Jensen

If that's how the AI pick names in the Freefall universe, then this strip becomes a bit disturbing ... uh ... more disturbing: http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02354.htm

red sands

I enjoy the comic a lot but the mrs skullbleeper joke really got me laughing out loud.

awgiedawgie

Always break down or crush boxes before recycling. Well done, Bubbles.

Dylan T

I have more questions than this single comic answers

Magic Chopstick Games

It took her 400 Magicarp Scapulahumpers to get where she is today

Douglas E. Smith

Indeed, Bubbles is manifesting a little Crushbot there.

Vianki Bruenderman

how is no one else geeking over the casual box-crush and tasty bicepts? /dies

Shawn K. Younkin

Woobwoobwoobwoob

Edward Clayton Andrews

She really makes Shakespeare come to life. And that unit on the Great Gatsby? Magical.

Michael Boettger

And Sam is deep in the "woob woob" zone

Ralph

I literally just laughed out loud. Ms. Skullbleeper...

English teacher Hahaha

z

Faye has the issue of sample bias here. More interesting bots with strange names.

Alan

Please, please, pleeeease make Ms. Skullbleeper a member of the cast. I want to see AI teacher's lounge hijinks.

Andrew Mitchell

Don't you mean Yaaaaaaaaaaay? :)

Danya Michael

Sam calling her “Ms. Skullbleeper” is THE CUTEST.

drone r0m-3

Maybe they just make up names based on what they see. Like Pea, Tear, Gryphon. Or Keyser Söze.

BeatButton

Skullbleeper Amazing

Lord Crusade

BWAHAHAHAHA XD

Miyaa

Hey Faye, have you met Yaay?

Hope

god dammit is it too late to change my pokemon go handle


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