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A Shocking Death!

🕑 Added 2019-11-26 01:56:39 +0000 UTC

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As have I... shoulda done this years ago, I've been reading forever and I just always forget to subscribe to the patreon

Damion Gundlach

I too have joined for more robot butts!

Yonatan Zunger

welcome to robuttland

Andrew Rubotham

There didn't seem to be any issue with the "dermal covering" fitting around the new implants. Just how stretchy is that stuff?

Wooly50

Just keep staring at the booty and not worry about any other functional issues

I didn't even realize Jeph had a patreon until this comic brought it up so... I guess Google's buttscrimination policy had a positive side effect?

Ditto.

Damien

https://youtu.be/zfCWupI_Hw4 "I'm dying squirtle"

Jason

I'd been on the fence about subscribing. The allure of sexy robot booty was the ol' proverbial straw. And it was worth it.

Joseph Loder

I'm guessing it hasn't come in yet? I mean, they weren't expecting the butt implants this fast...

Afunnythinghappedtome

It just occurred to me that with all the focus on her butt, did anyone remember to replace her femur?

Steve

I think she's actually just pointing down at her shorts, but it definitely does look like she's trying for a fist bump.

'I'm dying Squirtle' - Sam has become just such the MVP....

Megan Lane

I like that faye has her hand out like she can also take fist-bump payments.

BioYuGi

Whew lord. You got me to be a patron to see the robutt.

Jason Rock

I just noticed Faye's eyes at the end. They're not brown.

Joe

she's not lusciously thicc, she's just drawn that way ...

Joe

seeing Mille-feuille with a whole new perspective since panel 1 ...

Joe

yes, please.

Eric Lusby

Back in highschool, a classmate of mine's pants split mid-day. My well-known habit of always having duct tape handy saved his skin. Well, covered it, actually.

Tim Williams

a few snips of the waistband, judicious application of zipties and gorilla tape...

Ack

I know what Squirtle is, but I'm not sure what the reference means.

Comics Ladybird

If I may raise the suggestion, I’m seeing skirts in your future, Mille-feuille.

Gary Huntress

The best part of this strip: "I'm dying, squirtle"

Lmfao at the lil "hup" with the accompanying face

Ruth Merriam

I knew this was going to happen. Any woman who has *ever* shopped for pants knew this was going to happen.

Joel Bateman

Flat chested, and THICC. Jeph, you know my type.

She should have gotten the regular greenie deluxe.. It already came with a cute butt.

Trigon Manthree

It occurred to me that there's a typo.

Jamieson

Cosmetic. They were going to be down there anyway foxing her femur, and she asked for an upgrade while they were down there.

Scotty

Can some tell why Green Hair AI Lady needed the butt implants? Was it a cosmetic choice or medical choice?

Igor Mosyagin

THICC

Wraith Acheron

Why would robots wear underpants? Because apparently they come in "Human Standards".

Grace Kieser

Union Robotics should sell branded apparel!

Jason Rock

I think Millefeuille's future requires both hands now.

awgiedawgie

Be careful you don't make an ass of yourself.

Bagge

I for one think Sam is very good at being professional

Afunnythinghappedtome

The gift that keeps on giving

Mitchell Sealy

Before she went under the knife, they appeared to be very tight fitting skinny jeans. People were commenting on how they likely couldn't contain any more booty the moment she walked in the shop.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Back alley buttocks done dirt cheap

MikeT

They need to sell a line of booty pants with the shop name on them for these kinds of situations...

Afunnythinghappedtome

Make it $12, Faye; don’t be such a twerk

Afunnythinghappedtome

Forget the pants, and be cheeky to everyone you meet

Afunnythinghappedtome

Now I’ve got that game Crisis in my head:”Maximum Gluteus”

Milayna

I wonder what google ads thinks about that one comic with the holo-dong...

Afunnythinghappedtome

Getting into pants: The Battle of Wobble-loo?

Afunnythinghappedtome

Your butt needs repairs; there’s a crack in it.

Andrea Andrew

I can’t tell who the butt of the jokes is. I’ll get to the bottom of it eventually. 😂🤣😆

Hugh Eckert

I am thankful for Buttsgiving.

awgiedawgie

Unless those pants were already 3 or 4 sizes too small, she should still be able to squeeze into them. I've seen women with a butt the size of Rhode Island, and they were wearing pants that were probably one size too small for Piper Perri. It wasn't pretty, but it <i>is</i> possible.

Alex

Who puts the future in your hand: Robuttox.

awgiedawgie

The name fits... even if the pants <i>don't</i>.

Joseph Bonnar

con GRAB ass ulations. Yeah, I misread that when I first glanced at it too.

Populuxe

No, it’s come up before.

Dylan T

Ro Butts Ro Butts Ro Butts

Nutjob

... Is this the first time we've seen robots make payments via fistbump?

Chris Gallaty

You should always have a plan on where you are going to store your digital assets before a full reboot... just sayin'.

Sleepy John

Now we need to start calling her Callipygia.

Autographedcat

Same.

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

I would pay extra per month for nudity

Mordaeus

Robo booty is good booty.

Shawn K. Younkin

I support this robo-booty upgrade!!

James Cooper

Well if she is "human standard" anatomically correct, that might cause an uproar. Even more so if she has some form of folical package

Meghann Jaquette

I vote for this

Marven Balori

The world needs more robot booty

Edward Clayton Andrews

Butt out.

Mitchell Sealy

How's Faye gonna get home then, if Milly has her shorts? I guess she could just hang out in the shop in her skivvies while Bubbles heads home to grab some clothes, but I feel like that would inevitably lead into some form of hijinks.