OMG Turkeys 2019: Premium Subscriber Content

Amit Arnon

Huh. I didn't even know there's censorship until now :D

Natalie Wagner

Ah, they’re in the Cloaca Crew?

Bacon Lord

Now this is what I paid to see.

Utaku Beta

Im not sure if im insulted or not it's not even on here!!!

Wooly50

Must keep the turkey under control

Nikki

I'm fine with that. If everyone bought fancy cameras they would be more plentiful and cheaper.

Raphael Bressel

The Turkey Pardon was yesterday, you guys are behind.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Corkscrewed? No, we'd need ducks for that. Unless this is a turkey with a duck penis strap-on.

Jason Zions

Current administration will pardon only the white parts.

David Howe

Genuinely curious if the current administration will pardon their turkeys... then eat them anyhow after "renegotiation".

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I'll rescue you from temptation: They don't have one. Bonus points if you find that makes the comic funnier. I do.

Summer Sudbrink

That turkey is going full-on "Ben Franklin."

David J.

I'm sorry but the responses are better than the art. ;-)

Doc Gumby

The struggles of turkey fetishists is real, don't kink-shame Jeph!

Captain Button

Jeph just does these so he can write off expensive cameras and trips to the turkey sanctuary off his taxes. You don't want to know the real reason.

Natalie Wagner

Trying SO HARD to resist Googling “turkey dick”.

Chris Crowther

*snort* I think it's funnier with the bars, in this case.

Dilemma01

He's just preparing us for the spin-off, "XXXtremely Questionable Content".

Peter McDevitt

apparently Pintsize was a turkey in a previous life.

Devin Forbes

It's already called "Questionable Content". Google ADs should of known what they were in for.

Vilinda

You just said 'shake my head my head'.

SpookyPenguin

oh not its the cock goblin

Miyaa

Eww, no.

JD

i...i have a sudden urge to google 'turkey penis'

Joseph Bonnar

No, but I just laughed so hard that I passed a glass of good iced tea out my nose...

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Did somebody fart?

Darla Donahue

This is the quality NSFW content we expect from being Patreon Subscribers.

Mark

Nice variant on the traditional Thanksgiving strip!

Yay!

RaptorShadow

I knew we'd eventually run into the inevitable slide into endless smut.

Joel Bateman

I knew the robutt was a clever ruse to get our guards down for this.

gatherer818

So glad the censor managed to spring into action, we'd have been corkscrewed if Jeph had posted that without the bars.

What ever happened to free speech. Smh my head.

Shawn K. Younkin

Jesus....first sexy robo-butts and now naked turkeys!! STOP STOP...MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!

J. Toufic Chahin

Fried or otherwise!!! 😁

J. Toufic Chahin

What's wrong with yelling bird?? 😁😝

Mortimer Langford

SHOW US THOSE GIZZARDS, YOU COWARD.

Alexander W Couzens

If my memory serves, about a year

Rosilin

😆😆😆

Jeph Jacques

i see what you did there

Stuart Telfer

Thank you for protecting the innocent, and by that I mean us

Jon

Oh dear, more genuinely questionable content. Yet here we are, just gobbling it all up....

awgiedawgie

I'd say that's sick and wrong, but I'm laughing too hard.

Celine Chamberlin

Let it ALL hang out.

tim1724

🤣🤣🤣

Michael Boettger

And how long has it been since these jokers have been around?

Seidmadr

Oh no. The turkeys are back. What I've feared all year. Means it's due time to prepare for things like the yelling bird...

This is amazing

Tamara Macadam

oh god