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Emulation

🕑 Added 2019-08-11 02:15:27 +0000 UTC

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Jim Feldman

I've overclocked the odd emu but they overheat too quick

We ad one loose in Ricmond (VA), too.

As someone who's run across one of those death-toe murder birds in the wild ... I concur.

Chris Arnold

Theyre trying to understand how we Australians lost the war against the Emu

Joel Bateman

A clocked emu? Great, they're making Romulan Warbirds a reality.

Anna Phylaxis

Yeah, this is basically what living in Massachusetts is like.

Dan Isaacs

Heh, was this inspired by the actual Emu that was loose in NC earlier this year? https://twitter.com/OCEmu1

Joe

well, if you can't emu now, you can always emulater.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yelling Bird is like "Heh, he said cloaked".

Evgeniy Semyonov

That was so mean and unnecessary, that I really wanted to ostrichize Jeph a little.

Jax

Ostrichs are bros

Bagge

One of the scorpions is wearing it

OldGoat

I've met a few emus. They were chill, especially compared to the one ostrich. That fucker was a complete asshole.

Olivia Waters

Is Winslow somehow in possession of an emu tracking collar?

Ehren Kluge

At least it's not a cassowary...

Mark

An event in Australian history that I, an Australian, had to learn about from an overseas source - man, my history classes sucked!

David Durant

This frickin town!

Dylan T

NO EMUS ARE MEAN ENOUGH AS IS

Bagge

I still suspect he will find that secret petting zoo before the day is over. There will be Llamas

Bagge

I'd love to read the "ethics considerations" part of their application

Brad Kirkwood

I still have flashbacks, good thing the emu-dropbear alliance fell apart

MercuryBuddha

Emu's are less terrifying than a Cassowary so at least they had the good sense to not play around with one of Australia's scariest animals. Emu's are only a real problem when you're facing an army of them. That's why we lost the Emu war. True fact from an Australian.

Cha0sniper

As if emus weren't scary enough, now they're INVISIBLE disemboweling giant birds???

John Peterson

I read "emu" as "emulator".

Andrew Mitchell

Poor, poor Winslow. :(

Michael Boettger

I see what you did there.

ViennaStar

There's an event in Australian history called the Emu war. And now you have given the emus the ultimate stealth technology. Is that what you wanted Jeph!?

Will

She would still need a job as part of her parole

Sleepy John

Winslow now needs a t-shirt of 'Emu Kid'.

Marc Pengryffyn

Is it called Harvey?

Dean Reilly

Those fools! They've doomed us all!

aetherspoon

Is it sad that I didn't notice the pun until after reading this comment?

Aussie Jim

Jeph, you’re going to hell for that title 😈

Thisguy

I am Australian and I confirm this.

drone r0m-3

Also because we signed a treaty with the Giraffe's saying we wouldn't develop our own cloaking technology.

BobC

That must be why I never really feel totally alone. Thought it was the presence of God. Now I know it's cloaked emus. But they're scentless too. That's one heck of a cloak!

Allan Widner

This is the best non-sequitur since Futurama's "Now nobody can say I don;t have john Laroquett's spine." I seriously laughed outloud at the cloaking device.