Better Than Emus

Mari San

The teen hiding hahhaa

Kerin Schiesser

So, this was probably covered in the earlier comments I'm not seeing here, but I'm guessing that's a Stealth Teen(TM) crouching roach-like behind May, behind the counter? Forgive my ignorance, but don't places such as this one pretty much EXIST to feed sugar to teens? Thus providing May's wage, and a nightmare for their hapless parents? LOL

Tim Eldred

I've been trained to look for people hiding behind counters by watching all the shenanigans at CoD.

Brian

Yeah it took me way too long to notice the hiding one

Katherine Prewitt

Not enough to make putting up with them worth it!

KapsLocked

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU MAY

Daryl Sawyer

You know, May, some of those *teens* may actually be there to buy something...

Kilonum

My favorite Hearts of Iron IV achievement that I have gotten is "The Weapons of the Third Emu War"

Robert Wrigley

AWWWW, May almost expressed a positive emotion! She's grown SOO much!

Mark

Last panel made me bust out laughing at work, by now everyone probably already thinks I'm crazy anyway.

Jon

"smells like......... TEENAGERS"

J.M. Hall

STEALTH TEEN

Dave

FWHM (full-width, half-max) of the largest peak of the fourier transform of the emotion function

jimfromtx

I'm hoping a bit of both.

Daniel Rydberg

When Winslow says May have teen problems, I wonder if he was referring to May acting like a teen with problems or the teenagers in her store causing problems 🤔

Bagge

So.... when an AI say a thing like "emotional bandwidth", is it a metaphore or a description of a function?

Waffliesinyoface

teens DO have a habit of scuttling

Bagge

NOW I see the teen hiding behind May!!!

Bagge

That's one of the nicest things May has ever said to Winslow <3

Obliviontoad

Emo Emu's...

SpookyPenguin

Ah yes the emu wars...

Miyaa

Or not have porn magazines available for purchase.

awgiedawgie

Could get rid of 99% of your teen problem just by sticking the porn magazines in a locked cabinet.

Joseph Bonnar

The goths? WHERE WERE THEY WHEN WE WERE SACKING ROME?

Sleepy John

You can spray for them, but it just gets the weak ones, and you're left with the goths.

darklion

BabaORiley.mp3

Asher Rose Fox

I love that Winslow is clearly genuinely touched by May's grudging, minimal declaration of joy. I don't usually ship them (May/Momo 5evar), but that panel is 100% the dynamic between me and my partner of 15 years.

orangejuicenut

Tsudere May is best May

Hugh Eckert

True.

BobC

Seeing May again reminded me: Has Sven recovered yet? And I can't wait to see Winslow's face when he hears about it.

Ashley Thomas

not, in fact, better than emus. also the one behind her made me laugh.

Jon Guyer

For every teen you see, there are ten more living in the walls

Andrea Andrew

Aww. I totally ship these two! May is totally letting her guard down around Winslow.

Summer Sudbrink

"were" having teen problems. Oh dear sweet optimistic Winslow.

drone r0m-3

Just like roaches.

Pete Hanson

Or, as Joe Pesci would say, "Yutes!"

Ahhhhh!! My entire opinion about teenagers lol

Michael Boettger

Maybe Momo could stop by with her tasers.

nowshowjj

"What is that odious stench?"

Joel Bateman

Hope May's new body has some sort of sweet arm laser built in.

Michael Boettger

The one behind her is stealing vape products.

Celine Chamberlin

I hear they like to hide behind velociraptors, too.

Potato Moses

Unnerving

Madeline Hunter

YOUTHS!