Fayenabler

Daryl Sawyer

What's so hard to explain? You're a moderately successful artist. A small businessperson whose revenues combines artistic patronage (crowdsourced), sales of merchandise, and so on.

Hugh Eckert

Ah, Sam has showed up again. Which means I can once again say, "I would totally buy a "SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS" t-shirt. ;-)

Bagge

Heh, looks like small-business-owner-Jim is eager to find his kid a summer job somewhere else

ZPX

Her dad just wants her to have a job, the pay was unspecified. They might be able to swing an unpaid summer intern who does sprays on the side.

While I think this would be great on a personal level for pretty much everyone involved, there is no way Union Street “We Eat Pigeons” Repair can afford an employee

awgiedawgie

Federal law prohibits anyone under the age of 18 from using pretty much anything considered a "power tool" in their employment.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I think a bunch of folks don't like the idea of working for family, especially since a lot of them already do and are expected to do it for free

Am Queue

If Sam is to have a job there other than "grutwork intern" she may end up needing to use power tools.....

darklion

Wait, hear me out on this what if the resume was submitted via robot

Carl Fink

Time passes in the Questionable Contentiverse, apparently, and Sam is not 12 any more.

Peter McDevitt

isn't Sam like TWELVE or something?! I know our employment system is fucked beyond repair but that still seems a bit young for a summer job...

Andrew

Yep, best to leave the “draws sexy robot butts” off the resume.

Andrew Mitchell

Exactly!

Andrew Mitchell

I think you're right. She's obviously been happier with no booze and lots of Bubbles, great to see her getting physically healthier too.

Max Kaehn

It's just a matter of phrasing the entry on the résumé. "Customized aesthetics of robot chassis, with 91 satisfied customers" rather than "91 ROBOT PALS NOW HAVE AWESOME SKULL SPRAYS".

z

Your job is easy to explain-sequential graphical artist with a good history of making steady deadlines.

Michael Boettger

She's a couple/three inches taller it would seem. Would love to catch up with her. And the resume remarks would seem she's in high school?

Ted Van Roekel

There is a snek on Sam's shirt. Hiss.

Joel Bateman

Is it just me, or is Faye getting thiccer and buffer?

Miyaa

Question: Did Sam’s dad ever suggest that Sam work for him, or was he wise enough to figure out Sam wouldn’t like baking bread?

Awww Sam is growing up!!!