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The World Will Never Be Ready

🕑 Added 2019-08-26 01:36:57 +0000 UTC

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Yes, we need background on CHAOS LOAF! Although, I guess it could be like Calvin's Spaghetti Incident in that the loaf will just have to be better in our imaginations.

SpookyPenguin

i bet chaos loaf had tentacles

Wild Card

Damn it! Now I want to know the story of the Chaos Loaf.

Leona

Oh no, i want it...

Joe

Chaos Loaf was the name of my disco/bluegrass tribute band ...

Joe

I was all set to say something, but saw yours, & just want to co-sign.

Joe

Roko and Chaos Loaf must never meet ...

FunkyTuba

i now want to have a cat named Chaos Loaf

Danya Michael

Isn't that just Melon?

Benjamin Coomer

I wanna Chaos Loaf...

bighairmonkey

I just want this tshirt

jimfromtx

Agreed. I love a good Noodle Incident story.

Peter Jensen

Mmmm ... salmiakki ...

Kyle Jenkins

Chaos Reigns!

Mark

The chaos loaf incident clearly needs to be a bonus strip

Evgeniy Semyonov

Every ADoM player knows that unless it's called ChAoS lOaF it's not truly dangerous.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Nah, it goes BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD, LOAVES FOR THE LOAF THRONE!

All I want is Chaos Loaf now.

Michael Boettger

And a heartwarming thread involving Clinton counseling her and adapting to a robotic hand. It'll be like a lifetime movie. Only a comic strip

Jeff Gedney

My hunch is that Chaos Loaf includes some form of salmiakki instead of raisins, and has mustard seeds and pop-rocks

Chaos Loaf - Radical child of Meat and Raisin, refused to user her given name of Mince, introduced the world to the concept of apples and raisins in the same dish as pork. The world may never be ready, but those of us who were there that day remember it with relish...maybe chutney...

Kevin Hicks

None of the ovens ever worked right after Chaos Loaf.

Uncle Matt

They did Chaos Loaf on Great British Bakeoff once. .....once.

Douglas E. Smith

I am SO intrigued by the Chaos Loaf incident! Please write it up!

Why do I get the feeling that Chaos Loaf will run the same course as the "Noodle Incident" from Calvin and Hobbes? Although the legend become better than any person could have scripted.

Charlie Rose

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT BUBBLES IN PANEL 3 her face just made my whole day better

Bill Hall

DoD, NCA, NSA would _ALL_ be involved at the first rumor of Emily’s interest in Chaos Loaf, let alone her using pencil and paper to start formulating the questions.

Bill Hall

CHAOS LOAF, YES!

Sebastian

I look at the world today and I'm pretty sure it does.

Darla Donahue

I am all for Chaos Loaf, but only as long as it's Sam making it and not Emily. The DoD would probably get called in once she works out the math and starts baking in multi-dimensional tesseract pans.

Kherbellos

I need more informations about chaos loaf, it sounds delicious

Brian

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3342

Brian

I wonder if the Chaos Bread would taste good paired with the Totenkopfgeburtstag Dunkelbrau.

Bagge

Ha! Called it! He wanted Sam out of his hair for the summer

BobC

Sams in a repair shop: Maybe she'll make a Chaos Chassis!

Chuck Dee

CHAOS LOAF FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Cleo Schmitz

Loaves for the Loaf God!

Lucanid Landman

Webcomic time is, has been, and always will be its own thing. The fact of the matter is, even with an output like Jeph's, you simply can't put out content quick enough to keep up with the kinds of stories you want to explore and match the timeframe.

JD

I guess the months of the QC universe don't align with the real world because the end of August is a terrible time for a summer job

Olivia Waters

I've no idea what Chaos Loaf is, but I feel an inexplicable desire to have one.

Eric Lusby

I'm imagining something like that episode of I Love Lucy where she makes bread, but in weird colors.

Absynthe

Chaos Loaf is a thing that must exist!

Ralph

Yes!

I think the soul patch has been gone for a long time.

Daryl Sawyer

I bake bread. I if Jeph described what she was going for, I bet could come up with something.

Daryl Sawyer

"Foraged wild yeast strain" is just "natural leavening" or "Sourdough" (the real thing, not grocery store stuff with added lactic acid).

Grant Swire

Who agrees that the next vote comic should be about the Chaos Loaf?

Daryl Sawyer

I bet Roko and Melon could bond over a chaos loaf.

OldGoat

In this state (Washington) IIRC, persons under 18 aren't allowed to work in kitchen areas of bakeries, period. Those mixers can and will rip limbs off. Jim should know that a Dremel pales in comparison.

Hugh Eckert

CHAOS TOAST FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!

Reyn Goldfur

He's been a single father for a long time, trying to fill both roles. Maybe with Ms Reed around he'll be able to loosen up the reins a bit more?

Oh no, the soul patch is gone!

I am intrigued by Chaos Loaf. Is there a randomizer element to the loaf? Foraged wild yeast strain? Sliced with a oversized spiralizer? 4-dimensional toasting? Panda bread? https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/panda-bread/94fb2589-104c-4bb8-8b7f-260f6004cf7e

I'll take a ham and cheese on chaos with a pickle hold the Mayo

Nicholas Ruff

I would like the recipe for chaos loaf. The world may not be ready, but my body is.

Madeline Hunter

Chaos Loaf, Chaos LOAF!!

orangejuicenut

CHAOS LOAF RECIPE PATREON EXCLUSIVE

Emma Humphries

I don't know but dad-in-law feels over-protective to me. Reminds me of my father who wouldn't train me on the shop tools in our garage.

Joel Bateman

It seems the masses have spoken. We want The Loaf. The Chaos Loaf™.

Curtis Cahoon

I now want some Chaos Loaf

Brian

Is that like the Noodle Incident?

Brian

Sam is gonna lose a hand or something

Andrew

Spoiler: it was full of snakes.

Danya Michael

Chaos loaf recipe bonus comic please??

All hail Chaos Loaf.

Jason Rock

I bet Sam got the recipe from Arthur.

Miyaa

Is Chaos Loaf™ like those chaos gems, but in doughnut form? Does Sonic (hedgehog not drive-through fast food joint) know about this?

Jason Rock

Chaos Loaf might melt her butt emblem.

Jason Rock

Chaos Loaf is what Everything Bagels want to be when they grow up.

tresi

I wonder if it was inspired by the Chaos Dunk.

Shawn K. Younkin

I see a CHAOSBOT in our gloriously doomed future!!!

LNut

Good band name

Rich Holmes

Not allowed to make bread but allowed to work on robots. I see nothing wrong with this plan.

Autographedcat

Is it?

Will Weaver

The Chaos Loaf? Now I demand a spin-off comic featuring Sam in a post-apocalyptic world where bread is forbidden and she teams up with Cyberdwarf, Balthios James...um, wait.