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Breaktime

🕑 Added 2019-09-19 00:44:09 +0000 UTC

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Kerin Schiesser

Okay... i get it now. BREAK time. (Like hip breaking, amahraht?)

Joel Bateman

You called it.

more,,,, please

Waffliesinyoface

jeph you made sven HOT what the heck

Kerin Schiesser

You know - for some reason I'm not nearly so impressed that they eventually figured out how to generate (even if they don't fully understand it) android conciousnesses, as I am that they figured out how to construct bodies for which sex actually MATTERS to those intelligences, enough to enjoy it and seek it out with either each other or humans. I have to assume that someone has studied and replicated the feedback-wave-form-science here-nature of orgasms? Now THAT's impressive! :D

Kerin Schiesser

I'm pretty sure he's uhm entering from stage RIGHT....

Lightsabr2

Enter Momo, Stage Left.

no Pants!!!

Paddy

I just love the casual "relationship" that these two have. Like they're just so chil and open with eachother and anage to findthemselves thinking on the same wavelength.

SMEX!

Cliff

The storyline I didn't know I needed to see.

It would be very interesting indeed if May were to get a new fancy chassis, and Sven were to find that he is sexually obsessed with this one. It could go nicely, with Sven discovering that it is May's tatterdemalion soul he truly loves, or very oddly indeed, with him using her discarded chassis as a sex doll. Or both, come to think of it. In fact, both is more likely than just one or the other.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

T-shirt of the last frame with the word "NICE" right.. there!

Todd Ellner

That's not joint fluid she's leaking

Robert Wrigley

Dunno, would that be kinda tacky? Like buying breast implants for your special someone?

Philip D Jones

Isn’t Sven we’ll-off from the money he’s made on country songs? Couldn’t he spring for a new chassis for her? I mean if this ship really sails.

Philip D Jones

We are seeing an increase in human-robot sexual activity in this strip. It is starting to get complicated.

Tachpmg

I mean... that's how many toxic relationships start but sure, let's hope Jeph didn't decide to make this the case

OldGoat

It tends to happen that way with this pair. Animal attraction and all that, 'cept one of 'em isn't an animal.

Derrik Pates

That, uh... escalated quickly.

Thomas Boys

That's okay May. I'm sure Sven will be leaking fluids soon as well.

Bagge

Heh! That counts as forshadowing... only not the kind I expected. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3759

MamaSockster

So happy to support you through patreon - seriously the first thing I read in the morning when I logon at work! THESE PEOPLE. THANK YOU.

Comics Ladybird

Well, these two comics certainly give new meaning to my comment to https://www.patreon.com/posts/dont-kinkshame-29297319

Where's the Er1-ka comic about the hair thing? She mentioned human fluids but not the robot ones...

Daryl Sawyer

This is actually a really sweet ship. Two broken people comforting one another.

Miyaa

Nah, Momo would start swearing like a sailor and even Yaay would be like “We are afraid of her.”

Eric Rucker

IIRC it's actually canon that she's "like a barbie doll down there", and the watermelon scene even showed that she had nothing down there?

Hex

I mean a human is a big barrel of water. I'd imagine a cheap body like May's ends up pretty lightweight.

Caleb Lee

I figured that the watermelon from last time was because her current body wasn't um... fully capable for sex. Apparently it is and they just wanted to be super freaky last time.

OddOod

pronounced "Teh-ah-tim-eh,"

Michael

I feel like she’d be heavy because she’s a constructed being rather then a human. Am I mistaken about that?

Stephen Wells

The damage is already done, it can't get any worse.

Greg Morrow

Daaaaang.

Bagge

Does that has anything to do with the water melon?

Bagge

"Chalk it up to experience" *beat* *Does exactly the same thing* Sven is not big on learning from mistakes, right?

Cozy

Sven's schlong is now a curious shade of lime green.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Keep those joints lubricated!

Chunks

My CROPS ARE WATERED IT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED

Andrew Tate

Um... Security camera footage means Pintsize KNOWS.

lazymagpie

Adorable, awkward, and still hot. Top MayXSven Content here!

Sven is one lucky sumbitch right now lol

mooviies

Did they use the back door?

Jim

" Tea time stops abruptly"

Lee B.

So I'm a $10 tier. What's going on here? I wanna know! lol

Bagge

I think May is in it for the transgression as much as the sensation

Bagge

Momo: "I wish to appologise again for... oh goodness gracious!"

Ami

And to think all the people with questions could just pay $10 a month to find out how it works

Nobilis Reed (personal)

She would have been making a big deal about it if she had.

Mods? Maybe she got mods.

Remy!

I’m so confused by this post? Why sad?

Reyn Goldfur

Knowing May she probably just duct-taped a fleshlight down there.

Benzy

I can't remember one, but I could be wrong. Not 100% sure.

Gary Walker

A true cocksman like Sven wouldn't let that stop him.

awgiedawgie

With all those magazines she's been reading, she undoubtedly has all sorts of creative ideas. She may not have any holes, but she's still got a crack. I'll just let your mind wander from there.

Friendly frottage.

Kinda Squirrely

Everyone's gotta have a hobby

Jono Hayward

Is this... the first time we've had an actual mid-coital sex scene in the strip? I know we've had a few post-orgasmic-bliss conversations and people naked in bed, but not sure we've had full on in-the-moment scenes before....

awgiedawgie

This <i>is</i> Patreon, so obviously not. This comic is definitely R-rated, for any of a number of reasons, but it's not X-rated.

awgiedawgie

They're in a locker room - or at least a room with lockers. One would hope there are no cameras in there.

Yahsho Jinn

Not even gonna lie. I'm totally jealous of Sven....

The Secret Sponsor

This method of sex doesn't seem to mesh with what we know about her equipment.

Valraven

Ever hear of frotting?

Jess W

I distinctly remember there *not* being anything there for him to stick it into. 🤔

Jere

so, Patreon will have the caption in another place?!?!? wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean , know what I mean, eh EH

Jere

https://imgur.com/gallery/q2Hggjo

Nicole Featherby

This is so cute

Ack

... wait. I thought she wasn't anatomically correct. Or are they just going through the (pelvic thrusting) motions?

Joseph Bonnar

Momo will be moMad, you mean? Ok, that was bad. Even for me.

R L

This warrants a "For f/ck's sake", and a literal one at that.

Miyaa

I give it three days before May quits or is fired even though the manager gets a huge jerk off via CCTV beforehand.

Joel Bateman

Maybe May got a fake vagoo and mounted it for this reason? Seems like something she'd do.

Jamieson

If I remember correctly from the uncensored comic, no there isn't. Or at least there wasn't. Maybe they cut a hole in her dermal layer?

Dylan T

I....I thought May didn't have any orifices?

Tim Peterson

Is there anything to penetrate?

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

lol, momo is gonna be mad again.

z

It's almost become exotic to have heterosexual sex around here, it seems.

David J.

I see this one got a bit more attention than usual. ;-)

Benzy

Not many QCs with str8-up fuckin' in them, are there?

gatherer818

They are both of those things, yes

Yah, so did I. Hopefully Jeph will pony up? ^_^

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Hell yeah finally some good action in the comic I'm talkin' bout robo-penetration

Vilinda

I knew it.

Catherine Germann

next patreon only comic: Hilarious pubes.

Jeremy Westerfield

So, what are the full-body tactile sensors like on an AI's body? And then, how about May's cheap-ass body?

Shawn K. Younkin

Is May blushing a bit??

To heck with tactful speech bubble placement! I subscribed to the patreon because a previous comic was censored in its regular format but uncensored on the patreon.

and today's comic has once again pushed the boundaries of content that might reasonably be deemed "questionable," blah blah blah blhah blah