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Popping Off

🕑 Added 2019-09-22 02:00:16 +0000 UTC

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Kerin Schiesser

so, did that chick just shoplift something, or just discretely slink off and decide to comeback later. Much later. Or maybe never...

Bill Hall

Definitely building to "match made in heaven" status.

Jere

am I the only one that would like to see that?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

I won't be able to say "It'll be funny" without thinking about that...

Chris Crowther

Stick your dick in it; it'll be funny...

Robert Wrigley

...and the place gets robbed, she gets fired, and something, something, violation of parole something.

TubaGinger

Anyone else get the impression that the featured background character is robbing the joint? Maybe a mini-arc where May gets accused of stealing, and a whole "ex-cons can't be trusted" kind of battle ensues?

Joe

& Wicked something -- Wicked Good Bakery??

Joe

adult ... burrito??

Jeremy J Nickurak

What's an adult burrito? Wait, no, I don't want to know.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

OMG teenagers! Infestation. They're gonna have to spray or something.

Omnom Adult Buuritos

Shawn K. Younkin

Hehehehehheeh!!

Comics Ladybird

This fucking town, er, body.

Comics Ladybird

Ghostbusters!… Wait, wrong universe.

J.M. Hall

Heheheheheheh

So Sven gets stuck in... the... joint. And they need to call someone to help. Who's it gonna be?

Don't forget to rotate 52 degrees

Grant Swire

Engage Rotor

Katherine Prewitt

I read this over and over again because it cracks me up every time

MikeT

These two....glorious

Granite

Sven may have a weird story for a urologist before these two are through.

awgiedawgie

Well, it is <i>now</i>. I forget how the rule works, but something along the lines of mentioning a fetish causes it to have already existed before it was mentioned.

Da Nargh!!

The next day, May and Sven discover the cure for AI hip arthritis is semen

Bagge

Teenagers, I swear! Yeah, and that person sneaking around in the store as well

Bagge

as if that was the first time an employer there snuck away to fuck...

Luzahn

Well rip May's job I guess?

Francois couture

damn teenagers...

Michael Boettger

What do you need the leg for?

lilibat

wait... whut?

Chuck Dee

But would you trust them enough to eat them? I'd say that they just have an impressive display... not actual food.

e.a.rowe

I can't be the only one to think JG Ballard would have loved this...

Am Queue

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Dinosaur Sheriff

I forget how I know this but apparently there's a story in which members of a band, (Mötley Crüe?) jammed their dicks in egg burritos to hide their groupie-banging from their girlfriend's. I can't speak to their original status, but they were surely Adult Burritos by the end of that night.

Kyle Major

I imagine they are soaked in tequila

Kyle Major

These two are made for each other

Dinosaur Sheriff

Roko goes to bat to get her a new body, only to find an exchange that'll take any old body for credit, "as long as nobody's jizzed up in it or something."

Pete Hanson

Trying to imagine Adult Burritos. I don't think I noticed that sign before.

jeff fearnow

You deserve something for that.

Ardent Slacker

I... other than this situation, how often does this crop up?

Roflmao

ViennaStar

What is in an adult buurito? Also what does the ATM have on it? Can we get a close up of the text it's meant to have?

Boter Bug

May gets fired, and the only place she can afford to get her leg repaired is the new place in town... Union Robotics. "NEVER MIND I'D RATHER GIMP IT UP THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE"

Summer Sudbrink

What’s a dick like you doing in a joint like this?

Summer Sudbrink

Hipster sex or femur fucking?

Summer Sudbrink

One more thing. I’m gonna need that robot’s leg.

Kriss Pang

Oh god oh heck

Dinosaur Sheriff

Though in her case it might be an improvement.

Dinosaur Sheriff

As an amateur mechanic, I urge everyone to remember that bodily fluids are NOT a good substitute for industrial lubricant.

JD

Hilarious, but I really hope it doesn't get May fired.

Jax

Alcoholic.

BobC

"May, you have a limp?" "Hee, hee. Hee, hee."

BobC

Right! The Teen Broom is inactive!

LH

what exactly would make a burrito "adult"? ... actually, i'm not sure i want to know

LH

hehehehehehehehe

Joseph Bonnar

Not sure what is going to happen. It could ALSO be that the invisiEmu saves the day...

KingAtticus

I don’t imagine Faye wants to see either of them... um, compromised

Tholfbutt

Have a bad feeling May's gonna get fired. And that shoplifting's about to occur.

Hugh Eckert

Teeeeeens.

Hugh Eckert

Ask John Scalzi.

Andrew

If it’s now stuck, would they call Roko or Faye?

Dean Reilly

Gonna help herself to an Adult Burrito.

Yonatan Zunger

I'm really looking forward to the look on Dora's face when she finds out about this.

Michael Boettger

For a corner store, they have an impressive array of baked goods.

Andrew

Well on the bright side they didn’t try the other thing, and we’d now be calling him Sven dick-leg.

Now when she inevitably loses her job will COD have an opening or will UR be profitable enough to take her on. Of course, it could be another option that I haven't considered.