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Hip Hip Hooray

🕑 Added 2019-09-23 01:23:33 +0000 UTC
Hip Hip Hooray

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Jon Daneman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_Hug-Her

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Like, "Kerchunk" sexy?

Andrea Andrew

Denial is more than just a river in Africa.

A Haynes manual!

Bill Hall

(Read "hipfucking," dissolved into helpless hilarity.)

Ardent Slacker

It's first aid. Her hip's still fucked. Er, I mean... no, no, I'll let the pun stand.

Ardent Slacker

Tsundere²

Comics Ladybird

You know, compared to her having to hop around on one leg looking for help (thanks Sven), I think she'll manage now.

Comics Ladybird

Guys, your pillow talk sucks. Nevertheless, I can't help find May real sexy here.

Daryl Sawyer

Maybe her crotch has sufficient "give" to it that, sufficiently lubricated, it can be humped kind of like someone's leg.

Yonatan Zunger

Given this further verification of May's lack of external genitalia, though, I'm even _more_ curious about WTF they were doing in that position two strips ago. Everything I can imagine sounds painful.

Yonatan Zunger

I really want to see this scene.

I have many questions about AI chassis design now. Many.

Mark

Well this is just getting weird(er)!

Stephen Wells

DAMMIT I just realised that we're all missing a "Hipsterfucker" joke here.

Stephen Wells

Sven is a good deal stronger than he looks. Physically, not emotionally, that is.

Yahsho Jinn

It would be totally cool to see like a how the body of an AI works.. like one of those... "Darth Vader's suit explained" sorta thing

Dean Reilly

Hey, you haven't lived his life.

Brooks Moses

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was MegaBloks, not Lego.

Thomas Halpin

No, I can promise you that she is disappointed as well.

Bagge

accidental panel two intimicy defused!

Joseph Knize

Am I the only one disappointed by her lack of colorful pubes? It’s just me? Ok, then. Just checking.

Andrea Andrew

Good luck maintaining dignity with your pants down and your naked butt out, May.🤣😂

FunkyTuba

he better go home and take a baking soda shower

Minzoku Bokumetsu

hipsters

Michael Boettger

As far as human-AI relationships go, Faye and Bubbles would be the go-to for advice. That is, after Faye scorn-flings Sven out of the shop.

Sleepy John

Panel 2: I wonder what else Sven can do that makes May's eyes go like that?

Sleepy John

I suppose someone else has already made the 'ball in socket' jokes.

Sleepy John

Another disjointed relationship.

OldGoat

Claire? Maybe, but I reckon it'll be Bubbles who'll see right through them right out of the gate - er - right through the bedroom door. Edit - On second thought, Roko's more likely to catch wind of the shenanigans first. She and Bubbs probably have the similar high performance bullshit detectors installed.

Chris Arnold

Why? Shes already in a relation :S and they haven't shown anything polygamous with them both

BobC

Though it's not a secret, it has been shamefully hushed that May's chassis is a left-over from when Lego and Ikea briefly partnered in the AI chassis business. Yes, it was *just* like when Microsoft did phones.

The mental image of that potential comic made me Guffaw! (It's like LOL, only in real life)

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh, please Sven; it's not like you have OTHER hips to compare May's to!

Alex

I'm hip to a Claire and Sven pairing. May they crash and burn spectacularly.

Jason Rock

If she gets that hip looked by Faye and Bubs, the moment that they realize that's not joint fluid is going to be horrifying and epic all at the same time.

Ye Olde Phart

Seconded, a bit of Claire-voyance is always a good thing.

Bob Gilmore

Oh shiiit Sven did some AI repair! Is that a union job? Is there gonna be a throwdown between him and Faye and Bubbs?

Mike de Jong

Shit, At The Hundredth Mayridian was RIGHT THERE.

I think you mean "Claire-ity."

Mike de Jong

I think I have to make a Tragically Hip joke here, or they'll take my Canadian passport away. Uhhhhhh.... That was May's Fifty-Mission (knee)Cap?

CalmWeaver27

It's not like I like you or anything b-baka!

SARA J DAVIS

Someone need to guide these two idiots to the light. I'm guessing it's going to be Claire. Because everyone needs a bit of Claire interference. :-)

Dan Orlowitz

more like hip-pop amirite

TMN

Oof, I've been in this relationship. The constant negative reinforcement gets to you after a while. "Yes, I KNOW I'm not supposed to have any feelings for you, OKAY?"

TsuuuuuuunDereeeee

Matthew Van Gangelen

Wait for me!

Nah. Going by that last panel, nah.

Sven has found someone even less emotionally mature than himself. I wonder if it will make him realize that he is going to have to act grown-up now.

Summer Sudbrink

That second panel was very hip-hop.

Dylan T

It smells like joint fluid and tsunderes in here

Guess he'd better start shaving his pubes..

Yes, thank you. Here's my boarding pass for this ship. I believe everything is in order

R L

...they gonna fuuuu-- oh wait they already did

Holly Nelson

I imagine the shop is overrun with teens by now. I think she’s gonna need a bigger broom.

Michael Boettger

Nobody wants to admit anything, do they?

Joel Bateman

Yeah, how dare the douchebag and the bitch have any feelings towards each other. For shame!

Daniel Burnett

This is kinda cute

Lord Crusade

Oh Sven

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

JUST HAVE EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ALREADY

Tommie Barlow

they're perfect for each other.

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Bonus comic idea: animated hip fucking?


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