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🕑 Added 2019-09-26 01:39:16 +0000 UTC

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Randall Norman Pick

Haven't we actually seen her do that once? Or just bring out a ritual sacrificing knife?

Bagge

Burning a piece of bad writing in a ritual fire totally sounds like something Dora would do.

On the other hand, this curse equips him nicely for an abnormal relationship, and as arcane, occult curses go, May is very nice.

Daryl Sawyer

Sven makes me think of a guy who wished on a monkey's paw. When he was young, he wished to be a successful musician who got all the girls. Poof! He got his wish! Except he can only find success doing music he hates, and his easy success with the ladies has resulted in him being emotionally stunted to the point he's completely incapable of a normal, long-term relationship.

It may help Dora to hear this. Dora on why Sven makes her crazy: "And he doesn't even have to TRY! He cruised through high school and college, he never studied and still got perfect grades. Meanwhile I'm busting my ass to make Cs and Ds. Then AFTER school, he writes a couple stupid fucking songs and the paychecks just come rolling in. Meanwhile I can barely afford to pay myself a living wage. " https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1107

The Fire Piper

I do like the moral this implies; I act the way I do and do the things I do because they are rewarded, and those things that actually fulfill me are punished. Hopefully, this leads in the story that if you stop letting yourself be manipulated this way and let go, you will feel better about yourself and make your life better.

Summer Sudbrink

Positive spin: My agent said it was lit.

Shanni Marmen

Advice 2$. Good advice. Affogato NO but Blood pack 4$ I guess Dora is catering to her old goth crowd.

It's a Möbius comic strip.

Jax

Watch out you might get what you're after

Dean Reilly

He writes C&W songs, remember?

Dean Reilly

Maybe he could write a song for Deathmole!

Thank you Jeph. I have been enjoying your dailies for years. :)

Kurist Zero

How has no one made a "burning down the house" pun in these comments 😅

quarridors

Jeph, there's an error in the comic - it looks like the overflow from the bottom left panel's drinks list is appearing on the large board behind Dora in the final panel. The large board should be blank.

Martin Krikorian

I like the drink sizes - S M L XL WTF

Thisguy

That’s what he does now.

MiaKitty

He should try writing something totally shit, and then he'll be an overnight success.

Lars Gottlieb

For the vampires, of course.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I shaved there once yes, this, now I'm thinking it constantly thanks

Waffliesinyoface

jeph, you're making sven cute in addition to hot, this is unfair

Lightsabr2

The fact that his agent has (no... had) a barn is pretty telling.

BobC

I keep thinking every time Sven moves it's because his hair situation makes his pubes itch. Then I noticed you rarely see his hands, and never both at once. Must be adjusting damn near continuously!

Miyaa

Also, no horses, pigs, or goats were harmed in the burning of the barn. Geese on the other hand totally made it worse.

Miyaa

“Sometimes being terrible is the best thing you are good at.” – Sven Bianchi 2019

Huntokar

Looks to be "Affogato", an espresso-and-ice-cream drink: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affogato

Sleepy John

"I wouldn't listen to the crap I write if I didn't know I was a genius." - Floyd Pepper, of The Electric Mayhem.

Dave Miller

I'm very interested in more information about the Iced Blood Pack. Asking for a friend.

Meg Taylor

Dora's hearing about her brother's insecurities and failures! He's opening up to her! Their relationship is leveling up!!

Rob McBobson

What's the item on the blackboard right between Americano and Advice?

Nice ^

Good Advice - 69

Remy!

He literally can’t succeed when he tries, and only succeeds when he doesn’t. Good god.

Affoget about even thinking of asking for one.

Absynthe

I think it says "We don't do iced drinks"

Janeice

We don't do ice drinks? There's a little bit of pink writing peeking out behind his sleeve that would match to an "e."

Michael Boettger

And blood packs?

Auros Harman

I want to know what the bottom right section of the board says. Something about don't drink the ice drinks?

darklion

but first it was on fire

Vilinda

Was it a cleansing ritual fire?

Samantha Yeaman

I would love to know what Sven's passion project would sound like. I'd be so on board for a mini-Sven arc where he stops being a sell-out and develops some goals of his own. I believe in you, Sven. You're my favourite jerk.