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Ultimates

🕑 Added 2020-05-10 01:10:58 +0000 UTC

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Dean Reilly

Ultimate Calvinball is two people sitting opposite each other at a table with a ping-pong ball on it, with each one trying to move it by force of will.

I am the captian now

Who is ready to play some UAF?! let me get my sour-kraut maker and we are good to go!

Ultimate Chutes n' Ladders would have to be laid out with real chutes and ladders. Book a skate park.

Jared Cyr

The wooooooooooooooooorst

Den

So the ultimate esport is? EVE Online?

I didn't notice them smoking until bubbles mentioned it days later. Nice. As a stoner, the casual stonering in the background is great. Bubbles isn't wrong though. Invest in some febreeze.

Ok, the ultimate esport is way too real

This right here is some classic QC.

Solomon Garland

Esports gaming chairs

Kati Loux

Yes, I just mean she's cool with others smoking, I can't remember if it's with her dad or Sven but I I'm remembering a much earlier comic where Dora acts annoyed/offended at the mention of mj.

awgiedawgie

What in blazes are you nattering about?!

Utimate marathon, you have too run at your full speed until no one is running.

Jared Cyr

those chairs are so fucking ugly. Aeron for life, bitches.

Hugh Eckert

I want to play Ultimate Tennis, mainly because railguns.

You do realise that is Emily that's smoking with Tai and Claire here, not Dora.

CaseyAEC

As someone who as won TheGame, I can pass it on. Congratulations. If you are reading this: you won TheGame. Pass it on.

Daryl Sawyer

I want to see these three together more often. Add Brun, and we've got a really fun quartet.

Kati Loux

Dora's being so chill about the weed lol, Tai's influence... I love how her character (and all these characters)have changed and grown but kept their personalities

Philip Jose Farmer's novel "Flesh" took baseball to a whole new level...

Eric Sieck

I’ll still call it Ultimate Frisbee, Wham-O can suck an egg. That being said, Ultimate Flying Disc is still better than people who just call it “Ultimate”.

David Pipes

Da *Mysterious* Sport of Kings... :-)

SpookyPenguin

ultimate twitter is like normal twitter except contestants are in underwater cages and they have to hit the character limit just right to open the cages and escape.

Ralf Paul

These three are on fire with creativity!

Danya Michael

Ultimate rugby: calmly sitting and drinking tea, but occasionally lifting one participant over your team's heads by their ankles for no apparent reason. The lifted player must be holding a biscuit.

Joseph Bonnar

Why hasn't anybody listed MY favorite extreme sport? Tank Golf.

Sean Kau

Chess boxing: the sport of Kings

Marc Pengryffyn

Ultimate badminton... Potato cannons on a football pitch.

Bagge

I like Hannelore's thousand yard stare in the last panel as she dwelve to deep in her own mind

Magic Chopstick Games

Ultimate TheGame is losing if you do NOT think about Ultimate The Game

Shane Wegner

Ultimate American football- mustard gas or lightweight no mustard gas variant for casuals?

Shane Wegner

I sentence you to the pun pen-itentiary.

Shane Wegner

Ultimate chess: “Checkmate, bitch”. Ker-slice.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Luckily we already know what ultra-cricket looks like.

Ah Ha! Methinks the folks who hath corrected me in RE the modus operandi of consuming that little bag of tea doth a slight apology owe.

BobC

I'm into writing implements. My next fountain pen will be the ultimate. Making my current one penultimate.

kaitou

Technically, it's "Ultimate Flying Disc." (Apparently, Wham-O complainedl since they tradmarked it.) And the group I knew that played it would play it year-round, outside, in the snow/ice/whatever. (Well, high winds did tend to put a damper on the game as the disc would get carried away a good fraction of a mile.)

Ultimate e-sports genuinely made me laugh out loud. I even pictured the competitors in a pew-die-pie chair all suited up, with RGB-pimped 90s corporate phones on their desks, taking calls "The Big Short" style.

There is such a thing as chess boxing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

RobertC

"ultimate e-sports" Ah yes.. I see you are interested in Eve online.

Alex Thompson

Get bodied, r/wallstreetbets.

Gary Walker

Stoned Claire == Best Claire

Phill Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M

Populuxe

I’ve seen that one and it’s brilliant.

Tudza

I used to play golf at a place that offered as much as you could play up until noon. I would indeed often hit the ball and run to where it landed so I could play as many holes as possible. I only had a set of seven clubs and a small golf bag just big enough to hold them.

PixelThis

I really, really want to see ultimate tennis

Noise

This is ultimate football: (Odd, silly, and posthuman. And yes, football). https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1 (edited - wrong link)

Nulgar

Inevitable, despite cries of otherwise. Just saying, Jeph likes to play around with the newer characters, but doesn't forget the older ones (he said, realizing 75% of the characters in this strip weren't around for the first several years of the comic, either)

Dean Reilly

Ultimate baseball is played using an extra bat instead of a ball. And the bases explode.

Spoogle McGee

Trench-chess is actually amazing. It's a board full of pawns which hold position while aerial bombardments soften up each side, then they rush each other. Meanwhile all the main pieces are on another board 10 miles behind.

LH

in ultimate ping pong they make the balls out of an energetic flammable material like guncotton OH WAIT

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Ultimate ping-pong - the balls explode.

dcy665 .

I need one that is comfortable for the better part of the day. Race car seats, not sure if that works for me thank you.

Chris Heg

Ultimate Ragnarök?

Livy N

I'd love to find a gaming chair that doesn't look like a racecar drivers seat... Ugh

Please tell me they have to keep the gloves on when moving pieces and that there are consequence for knocking pieces over when attempting to do said moving.